I'm drinkin' a forty...join me.

[etaeniura]

I'm sitting here drinking a forty of Hurricane malt liquor. I really f'd up my checking account and have no money until I get a check to cover it from my mother. God bless her, she is the best mom ever. I'm 27 years old and can still count on her to bail me out of trouble. My dad's a bum, so this father's day will be Mother's day II: electric boogaloo. Here's to MOM! [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[Budman68]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

I would join you, but you might think I was stalking you....... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Drsracing]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

I had a 40oz Slupee yesterday

[etaeniura]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

I could use a good stalking right now.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

When this starts to look good, you had enough.
(photoshop free)

[Lev]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

I'm never clicking on this thread again [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[kremit]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

Originally posted by Lev:
I'm never clicking on this thread again [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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[Emthrax]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

Good Lord, Absolut!
I gotta wash my eyes out with soap.

[finnman]

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yumm, I count 7 ass cracks. Me like [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[buttheadmane]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

thats like 400 pounds of pure fat. imagine touching something like that. i bet it feels like jelly. [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

[etaeniura]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

I would do it-just so I could get drunk and tell my friends about the time I screwed a whale. I would even go bareback, as the chances of getting it in the right gash are pretty slim. SO many options, so few probing body parts.

[the_drip]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

Originally posted by DT 87:
thats like 400 pounds of pure fat. imagine touching something like that. i bet it feels like jelly. [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">paint her yellow or blue and she'd look like a bean bag chair.

[Budman68]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

Originally posted by the_drip:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by DT 87:
thats like 400 pounds of pure fat. imagine touching something like that. i bet it feels like jelly. [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">paint her yellow or blue and she'd look like a bean bag chair. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

1, 2 , 3 chins you're out!!!!!!!

her blood type is ragu. when she stole second base she slid into detroit. got her own zip code.
she's a building with feet.

[StukaJU87]

Re: I\'m drinkin\' a forty...join me.

More Chins than a chinese phone book!
Her ass looks like she was sitting on a gravel driveway.