" if you're lipschitz,

[atomic charvel guy]

my dick whistles" [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

i don't know, i was bored and decided to make a few crank calls from the office this morning.
i opened up the book and that's the name i came across. it's been so long since i have done this i forgot all about caller i.d. and the phone is ringing off the hook now. i think he's pissed [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

i also think i need to get out of here. well, there's the phone ringing again, i'm gonna answer it and take the heat. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Trypp Powell]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

As one of my teenaged employees advised: use a prepaid cell phone and record the conversations for posterity. I picked up a great device for 20 bucks that plugs into the 2.5mm headset jack that is standard on most cell phones. It provides a line out to run to a recording device. Tons of fun if you know a real asshole who needs to be annoyed.

And yes, I am 32.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

20 bucks huh? [img]graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]

[Trypp Powell]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

RadioShack sells them, I believe. Price is around twenty bucks, plus you will need to have a headset for your cell phone (since this plugs into the headphone jack the mic and speaker on the phone itself will be disabled). As long as you have a cell phone with a 2.5mm headset jack and something to record the signal onto (I use a Sony Minidisc recorder/player) this will work.

Loads of fun. I plan on putting some .wav files up next month when I'm done with a local politician. Luckily, in Georgia, only one party has to know that the phone call is being recorded.

[Trypp Powell]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

Also, use a prepaid phone. Something like Virgin mobile. Some of the prepaids can be expensive (up to .30 cents a minute), but there are deals out there.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

by trypp-

Luckily, in Georgia, only one party has to know that the phone call is being recorded.

those are the small details-lol

i'm gonna have the jerky boys runnin' like rats across the tundra. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

thanks dude.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

SULLY will be my first victim [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: " if you\'re lipschitz,

Originally posted by atomic charvel guy:
SULLY will be my first victim [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why can I forsee the "Atomic Nut-Noose" being created.

Maybe electrified??

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

if he's smart he'll have a sub machine gun in there too [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[LesPaulCustom]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

Ya better watch it....Sully may take his Custom Charvelle and turn Hee-Hossinfeffer against you [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Then where would you be? Up the proverbial Atomic Creek without a Marlboro [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Trypp Powell]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

If you plan on using a prepaid cell phone, there are a couple of other things to consider. First, no carrier really requires you to show an id or give your real address. They ask primarily for marketing purposes. Just make up a fairly believable name and address. Also, don't call from your home or business phone to add minutes to the prepay account. The goal is to be totally untraceable. Many prepaid phones can be activated and refreshed with additional minutes online, so try using the computers at a public library, local university, or in the store where you purchase the prepaid phone.

Be sure to pay cash for everything and try to shop at the busiest times of the day so you will be forgotten by the cashiers.

Also, a lot of newer phones have this aGPS chip in them. I don't know a lot about it yet, but it is supposed to allow emergency workers to pinpoint your position if you make a 911 call. I suspect that the information it provides to the carrier will also provide a more exact position from where all calls are being made. So, stay mobile while calling or avoid using the same spot more than once. Never make the calls from inside your home or office.

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

Originally posted by LesPaulCustom:
Ya better watch it....Sully may take his Custom Charvelle and turn Hee-Hossinfeffer against you [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

Then where would you be? Up the proverbial Atomic Creek without a Marlboro [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">that will always be my charvhell, i've got the real work order for it. and with all this great info from trypp, i can proudly say that
hee hawsinfeffer will indeed be 2nd on the victim list. maybe i will sing the following and record it-

a hoss is a hoss, of course of course,
and noone can talk to a hoss of course,
that is unless, of course the hoss is the famous
hee hawsinfeffer.
go right to the source, and ask the hoss,
he'll give you a charvy that you'll endorse,
he's always on a steady course,
talk to hee hawsinfeffer.

tommy yackety yaks a streak, and wastes your time of day.
but hee hawsinfeffer never speaks,
unless he has something to say

a hoss is a hoss, of course, of course,
and tommy will yap till his voice is horse,
you never heard of a talking hoss?

I AM MR. HEAD (ache)

snapping a twig in my brain here huh?-lol

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

wow, the guy just called back again now on monday. i told my boss what happened, he laughed,
and then i put him on the phone with him.
the guy asked my boss how he felt about that one of his employees was harrassing people on the phone. my boss said- "that's his job, did you buy anything from him. where's the problem"
it was great. the guy is still pissed though [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
exactly what i was going for-lol
(lol-means lowlifing out loud)

[Chuckracer]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

I just wanna spend 24 hours in your shoes. No more, and possibly less...

[atomic charvel guy]

Re: &quot; if you\'re lipschitz,

doing research for an asylum or somethin' chuckles? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]