Propose a country music song title!!

[Ace]

OK, I am no fan of country music(except of course Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, etc), but I like some of the humor that they use. So, I am going to propose a country music song title, and y'all feel free to do the same!! Here goes my first one:

"Breaking up is a b1tch , but so are you"

[Tekky]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"Bout Time My Girl Left Me (Cupid Season Opens Today)"

sorry, not very creative at the moment...

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

How about "I done got myself a hankerin dadgummit"!! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] Chucksplatter

[A. Pulver]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

http://www.worldwide-web.com/Jeffrey...tus/index.html

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"I got a blister from my sister"

[shreddermon]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"My 'merican truck crapped out, my wife (my sister) left me, my dog Beuhla done died, I accidentally shot my three-tooth'd cousin' Cleetis, and I lost my job at the coal mine for leavin' my own "nuggets" on the rail"

That's the chorus, not the title. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[diablomozart]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"you broke my heart so i broke your arm" [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ...d.m.

[JacksonConcept]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"You cheated, you lied, you burned down my double-wide". [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Hossman]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

There is a Hole in my Well [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[hippietim]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"My girlfriend has a sheepish grin"

[Tekky]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"The More I Drink, The Better You Look"

[Tekky]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

Originally posted by hippietim:
"My girlfriend has a sheepish grin"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOFL!!!

"My Girl Has Gone Baaa Byyye"

[skidd]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

I know your my cousin but......

[Tekky]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"My Sister Ain't French, But She Kisses That Way"

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

"Clitoris Cletus Strums Some C*nt-ry Muuuuuuuuuuuuuusic"

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