Propose a country music song title!!

[Evol]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

my tractor dont have a backseat but your sister doesnt seem to mind

i could fall in love with you,if you shave the wool off your back

mom fits like a glove

I cant eat today cuz' i lost a tooth in you last night

In the dark they all feel like sheep

[Number Of The Priest]

Re: Propose a country music song title!!

Originally posted by Evol:


I cant eat today cuz' i lost a tooth in you last night

In the dark they all feel like sheep

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[pro-fusion]

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Actually, Kinky Friedman had some great ones back in the day that were real songs:

"Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed"

"They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore"

[pro-fusion]

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My alltime favorite country song is actually by Frank Zappa: "Harder Than Your Husband"

It featured the chorus: "I'll be harder than your husband to get along with...harder than your husband every night."

He wrote it on a dare after claiming that he could write a country song in less than ten minutes. He did, and it ended up on his 'You Are What You Is' album...

[Newc]

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"Cum stains on the pillow where your head used to be" [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[Mordor]

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what about "zombies ate my penis"? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[fett]

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"Baby, I got a pistol in my pocket but I left my gun at home." See: "Selled my 9MM"

[Tekky]

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Originally posted by Mordor:
what about "zombies ate my penis"? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">There are no zombies in country music!!! It may be "Skeeters ate my peter"...

[Cleveland Metal]

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How many times have I saved your life, and now I gots to kill you...

[LesPaulCustom]

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lost my job at the coal mine for leavin' my own "nuggets" on the rail"

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Okay now, I have to admit some of these are pretty funny, but lets lay off the coal mines and moonshiners....some of yall tend ta fergit just wher in em thar hills I come from [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Mrs LPC

[LesPaulCustom]

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Ooops, I done went and fergitted my title....wait its too long for a title. Well anyway....here

"Honey, git up offa that couch and kill me some squirrels, I got a hankerin for some gravy and brains"

Damn, that brings back memories...

Mrs LPC

[BLOOD SPLATTER]

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How about a simple one word song title like: "Dagnabit"or "Consarnit"!! [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] !!

[fett]

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"When I see yer ass in the right light, yer moon shines, Baby"

[fett]

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"Honey, take your teeth out. I want gumbo tonight."

[Evol]

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Belt Buckle Bimbos

She tried to lasso my heart,but roped my sack instead.

Everytime I go down on you it makes me cry cuz' I taste another mans viddles between your thighs

She's no prostitute,she's my sister