I Might Run for a Political Office

[Trypp Powell]

I'm seriously thinking about running for the local school board. Qualification begins on Monday. The question is should I wear an Iron Maiden or a Black Sabbath t-shirt in my press photos?

[Drsracing]

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Maiden all the way, If you wear a Sabboth shirt you almost look like a poser, A maiden shirt shows you mean buisenes, I wore a maiden shirt in my kintergarden photos in 87, I rocked

[A. Pulver]

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Sabbath.
They appeal to a wider audience.
More voters know who sabbath are as compared to Maiden.

[ApeDosMil]

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Get a 50 cent shirt, you know... the rapper...

[Trypp Powell]

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The registration fee is $195.00, which is actually pretty cheap for the amount of entertainment doing this will provide. Ironically, I'm actually qualified to be on the school board.

I'm already working out my platform positions. Condoms in school? Hell yes. In fact, I think we should also provide the kids with a safe, clean place to screw.

[Emthrax]

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I say Anthrax.
That'll freak 'em all out- thinking you mean the agent instead of the band.
But if that doesn't float your boat, I'd go Maiden. [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
Too funny. Are you really running? You so totally should. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Trypp Powell]

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I have to make sure I meet qualifications. I'm not sure what that involves, but will find out Monday when candidate registration begins.

[Cleveland Metal]

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No Slayer shirt??? Jeez.

[Newc]

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Black Sabbath may be TOO old school - you know, dark ages and shit.

Iron Maiden would show you are a bit more progressive, but with an understanding and appreciation of the old school ways, but you're not devoted to those ways.

Slayer would show you're all for letting the kids do what they want, which is a bad thing because children need to be led and molded so they don't end up doing Korn or Limp Bizkit type shit.

And DO NOT wear any sort of Hair Band shirt - that shows you're just there for the pussy and you'll end up like Dave Holland [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[Cleveland Metal]

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I have a cool SOD "Speak English or Die" shirt, I'd gladly let you use.

[Newc]

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That would go over great if you live in a predominantly white district [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Newc

[Cleveland Metal]

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Hey now, blacks still speak english... Well, in a way...

[horns666]

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I'd wear a Nazi helmet and Tutu ....but that just me...

[cryoprison]

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Originally posted by horns666:
I'd wear a Nazi helmet and Tutu ....but that just me...

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">i knew Hitler and Liberace had secret rendevous! those horny fuckin' bastids! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[tonemonster]

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Fool em! Wear a 'regular' shirt of some sort that looks normal and like an everyday person would wear. Than when you win the election and are actually on the school board, THEN wear the Maiden shirt, the Sabbath shirt, and any other t shirt that sports a heavy metal bands logo on it. See what the reaction is at the meetings. And be sure to wear a Maiden t shirt that has one of those real gory pics of eddie on it. thats my .02 cents anyhow. Good luck! [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]