We got a live turkey

[Emthrax]

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Fett,
I am so sorry, but this is hilarious. I am SURE were I in your shoes I would not think that. I think the fact that the lil' turkfuck is beeping is what is so funny. Beeping?? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I had a cat that beeped once. Used to scare the shit outta me in the middle of the night when it'd pounce and stare at me with evil green eyes.. and BEEP!

I will be very interested in checking back and seeing how your sanity pans out. Good luck- [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

Em

[RacerX]

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Originally posted by fett:
I don't hear any Beeping now. Either the little guy is asleep or.... I am not going to check,

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Anybody else reminded of the surreal Lynch film "Eraserhead" right about now? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[fett]

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Well as long as the little winger doesn't GOBBLE me up. I have had Wild Turkey days, but this is just so domesticated. "TURKFUCK" Auntie Em made a funny. [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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Maybe when know ones lookin' ...fuck em ....fuck that Turkey everyday until Thankgiving ....baste it with ballbutter.


I think that's what they do at the Butterball farms....Butterball that gobblin' wh0re!!!


then video tape it and put it on the internet ....you'll win twice brother!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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I knew Bill was gonna wanna stick his tool in the turkey. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] At least it moves, inlike a "Voz". [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[Immortal]

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It is in his room and all I can hear is: Beep Beep Beep: Beep Beep Beep.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry, but this part is killing me. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Originally posted by fett:
Well as long as the little winger doesn't GOBBLE me up. I have had Wild Turkey days, but this is just so domesticated. "TURKFUCK" Auntie Em made a funny. [img]graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Auntie Em?? How'd I get stuck with that nickname? Just great. [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

So how'd the beeping go last night, huh? Beeping.. that is just too funny. That and horns suggestion.

[Jack The Riffer]

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Just think of the beeps if Bill gets ahold of it. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Honestly I don't think I've ever heard a turkey "Beep" before. I think we need a video or at least some audio of this beeping turkey.

[mupps]

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Wait for that Turkey to grow to full size then eat it, yum, Turkey and cranberry sauce [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/drool2.gif[/img]

[Outlander]

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sounds like you need a pet fox [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] or a nice wolf/shepard cross breed would do nicely [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

[nor]

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If you love the turkey, set it free (in your oven).
If it tastes good, it's yours forever.
If not, it never was.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

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Sure it's not a Road Runner? Beep, Beep!

[fett]

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Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL:
Sure it's not a Road Runner? Beep, Beep!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No: This one has a definite three beats to the bar. /beep beep/beep/: /beep beep beep/. Then, when it does a riff it flys. I would say, it's it more like Road Kill.

[fett]

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Turkey shit, Man. I am 6'6 and have size 15 shoes. Now, they are letting the "little one" out. In fact, the turkfuck actually escaped 3 times from it's plastic milk crate. "Pressed baby turkey? That will be $45.99. Would you like a white or red wine with that?"

[fett]

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If that BEEPING doesn't stop, I am going to put on a dress and introduce myself as: Deborah Wringer.