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    of a chain email? "Please send this back" and "Please forward this to everyone you know" - I mean, fucking WHY? Do people have absolutely NOTHING to do? Not even FUCK!?

    Newc
    I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

    The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

    My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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    Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

    I take it you're a popular chain-mail receiver?? Maybe you ought to mass chain-mail all your buddies some sort of evil threat.
    Yeah- I don't know what the deal with that is. I am totally confused, in fact if I have to think about it I might throw-up.
    Like what would passing these on POSSIBLY DO? The ones I hate are the "Quick! Forward this to everyone you know and something good will happen." Riiight. Let me just do that right now.
    Forward the magic email- or- fuck. Yeah. Real hard decision. Pun intended. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    • #3
      Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

      Yeah I hate that crap.
      And to top it all off, I set up my 12 year old with a yahoo email address. (his first)
      So he can stay in touch with schoolmates over the summer.
      And his little girly friends send him chain emails every other day. sometimes twice a day.
      I told him to reply to those email with a "dont email me this chain mail crap"
      man.....
      Im getting it both ends now...

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      • #4
        Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

        Originally posted by Newc:
        Do people have absolutely NOTHING to do? Not even FUCK!?

        Newc
        <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You do read this forum, right? [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

          dude I gotta, like, forward this shit on so I can see that never-before-seen Simpsons episode. It hasn't happened yet, but one of these days I'll send it to the right 10 people and the video will pop right up on my pc.

          Also, I don't need all that bad luck that will pile up on me if I don't send it on. I *shudder* at the thought.

          Not to mention, if Bill Gates is tracking emails and paying up big to people that forward it on, I gots to make sure I get my piece o' the pie. I got an email from a friend of a friend's cousin's doctor's gardener who said it was legit and she was paid $1,478.26 only days after forwarding the email, so it MUST be legit.
          Hail yesterday

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          • #6
            Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

            I don't get chain mail .....howecome [img]graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]


            just adds for penis enhancement ....my PP doesn't need enhacement ...


            If my PP would be anymore "enhanced" it would eat Tokyo like Pudzilla or somethin'... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

            Then Godzilla would have to fight Pudzilla and that wouldn't be right at all...
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            • #7
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              I get loads of porn mails, but it's my fault. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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              • #8
                Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                I once sent out a anti-chainletter chainletter. Then I realized what I had done [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

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                • #9
                  Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                  [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] funny

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                  • #10
                    Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                    Yeah, that's an everyday issue if you meet those trivial chicks and give them your email address. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

                    "If you send thim meesage to at least 10 other people, you'll be lucky for next 7 years. If you don't, you'll get 10 years of pure suffering and mental abuse." [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                    As what for the suffering part goes, you can report them to the police saying that they're threating you. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

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                    • #11
                      Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                      Originally posted by Thoraby:
                      I once sent out a anti-chainletter chainletter. Then I realized what I had done [img]graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
                      <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Bwahahahaha!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] You suck, dude! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                        What's worse is if the b*tch sends you a Forward and it is completely BLANK, or is full of the previous recipients' ramblings/quotes/signatures, making the damn message 4872398489748924 kilobytes big. [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

                        Yes, I'm actually talking about one of my friends here. I shall be having a word with her about all of this. I'm sick of her Forwards but haven't mentioned it again to her because I'm too much of a "nice guy" to remind her NOT to send me this crap. [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                          Yeah the multi-level Forwards get on my nerves - one person adds a pic as an Attachment, then the other 900 people Forward it, and you have to open EVERY FUCKING EMAIL IN THE CHAIN to get the pic [img]graemlins/images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

                          Fuckin morons, at least learn how to do it RIGHT [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Newc
                          I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                          The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                          My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                          • #14
                            Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                            Hey Matt you have Mail Dude [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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                            • #15
                              Re: What\'s the fuckin point...

                              THe catch is that if you give your email to a girl (because you want to bone her) and she sends you a chain letter, you are tempted to send it to the x number of people required so that your wish comes true (getting to bone her). But if you don't, you get a liftime of misery and bad luck and so forth. But if you think about it, getting hooked up with the girl (aka-boning her) will get you a liftime of misery and bad luck and trips tot he store to buy tampons and ice cream at 3 am. a real catch-22.

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