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... than a woman?
Because:
You can ride the bicycle whenever you want.
A bicycle doesn't complain if you come home late, vomiting and drunk.
A bicycle doesn't mind if you like looking at other bicycles.
A bicycle doesn't mind if you have a magazine with pictures of other bicycles.
If you don't like the bicycle, you can renew it or sell it and buy a new one.
You can borrow your neighbor's bike if you cannot ride yours for some reasons.
A bicycle would never want to know how many bikes did you ride before you bought this precise one.
A bicycle will never mind if you also like to ride other bikes, especially younger models.
A bicycle doesn't make odd noise when you put the dishes into the wash machine for faster and better effects.
A bicycle would never complain about playing cards and drinking booze late in the night with your friends at your place.
A bicycle doesn't require a dinner or jewellery in advance to get a ride.
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Because:
You can ride the bicycle whenever you want.
A bicycle doesn't complain if you come home late, vomiting and drunk.
A bicycle doesn't mind if you like looking at other bicycles.
A bicycle doesn't mind if you have a magazine with pictures of other bicycles.
If you don't like the bicycle, you can renew it or sell it and buy a new one.
You can borrow your neighbor's bike if you cannot ride yours for some reasons.
A bicycle would never want to know how many bikes did you ride before you bought this precise one.
A bicycle will never mind if you also like to ride other bikes, especially younger models.
A bicycle doesn't make odd noise when you put the dishes into the wash machine for faster and better effects.
A bicycle would never complain about playing cards and drinking booze late in the night with your friends at your place.
A bicycle doesn't require a dinner or jewellery in advance to get a ride.
[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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