BAD NEWS ABOUT BEER !

[Ninja Guitar]

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*birds fly away in fear for their lives*

[Ninja Guitar]

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*little furry animals flee to their burrows*

[Ninja Guitar]

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Anytime now [img]graemlins/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[fett]

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OK by me. I'll be dressed accordingly. Now, should I use a kid's football; collegiate size or go all NFL?

[LesPaulCustom]

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Originally posted by fett:
Now, should I use a kid's football; collegiate size or go all NFL?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*shudders uncontrollably at this thought* [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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Oh Fett... ya gotta go with Nurf!!! That way they feel real. Size is up to you. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Em

[LesPaulCustom]

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If Mrs LPC's breasts start to feel like Nerf material...we've got issues [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[fett]

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Originally posted by LesPaulCustom:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by fett:
Now, should I use a kid's football; collegiate size or go all NFL?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*shudders uncontrollably at this thought* [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/refuse.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have reconsidered my change for two reasons. One, I refuse to shave my beard and B, I don't think they make men's size 15 pumps.

[fett]

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Well, now Nerf boobs may be worth custom made pumps. But, I still will not shave off my beard. With the amount of beer I drink, I sure hope Mr. Johnson doesn't decide to shrivel up and fall off.

[Steve]

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Originally posted by Dreamland_Rebel:
BAD NEWS ABOUT BEER
Yesterday, university scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.

2) Talked excessively without making sense.

3) Became overly emotional.

4) Couldn't drive.

5) Failed to think rationally.

6) Argued over nothing.

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">ha ha no shit [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/toast.gif[/img] //Steve

[Tekky]

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There is only one bit of news about beer that can be not only bad, but downright disasterous... And that is, "We're out of it."

[ScarredDollFace]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Thank God I don't drink!


Nick