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  • #1756
    Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

    Yeah it does sound good...I couldn't even imagine not owning it after all these years...

    It is the one That Alex Skolnick was endorsing in that old 95 Charvel add...when he first joined Savatage ..after Criss Oliva died...that's the geetar! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #1757
      Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

      And now for something completely different:

      Dolphin (noun)
      A slang term for when a man is doing a woman doggystyle and takes his penis out of the vagina and sticks it in her ass, she will immediately look over her shoulder and go "EhhEhh!EhhEhh!"
      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      • #1758
        Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

        This just cracked me up:

        Beach Week (noun)
        A slang term for when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and just before you ejaculate you quickly pull out, rip off the condom, re-penetrate, ejaculate, then throw sand in her face and run away.
        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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        • #1759
          Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

          Hey Bill, have you ever tried this?

          The Bait N' Tackle (noun)
          The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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          • #1760
            Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

            Jack,

            GROSSSSSS!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
            So... do you have a link for where you're finding all this information? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            Em

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            • #1761
              Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

              Why, Yes I do Em. Here ya go:

              http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/
              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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              • #1762
                Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                Hmmm... fascinating. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]
                Thanks Jack! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                • #1763
                  Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                  This is Bill's wife Valerie.

                  I don't like it in the butt, I never did and I never will.

                  His PP is way too big for my tiny ass.

                  It is like a Rottwieler humping Pico. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #1764
                    Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                    Hi Bill. How ya doin'? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                    • #1765
                      Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...


                      Hi Em....that was actually Val.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]]

                      she sounds like me huh....well she's been with me for over 20 years...I'm sure alot of me...rubbed off on her....I just wish it was her ass..

                      You know...my Cobra gets alot of attention!! But I like it when people like (Ron) ask or tell me it's a "replica"...so I figure a stupid statement like that only deserves a stupid response..

                      so next time some dickweed asks me if it's real....I'll say..

                      Oh yeah...The Smithsonian let me borrow it for the weekend just so I can show you hillbillies... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #1766
                        Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                        AH-HAHAHAHA! That really WAS Val? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        That's awesome. Hi Val!

                        Emmy

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                        • #1767
                          Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                          On friday I saw a cobra parked in front of the liquor store. It was black with charcoal metallic stripes, and it looked kickass. When the guy came out of the store we got talking, and it turns out it was a Factory Five jobby. It took him 3 years to build it, and I gotta say he did an awesome job. When he pulled away, my face must have been bright green with envy.

                          So Bill, where's the pics of the bumblebee?
                          Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                          http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                          • #1768
                            Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                            o.k. Valerie, out of respect for you i'll stop with the Astro-Glide questions. by the way, you're married to a fellow visionary, a fine and upstanding citizen, and one hell of a loonet tune like myself. you both got very lucky.
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #1769
                              Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                              Well , thank you Tommy...you know that feeling is mutual.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                              Yes Emmy , that was Val...and she's here somewhere...I'll call her......."HEY you little asshole get over here and say high"!!!!!

                              This is Bill's wife , Hello everybody!

                              OK she's gone now...she's picking Vin up from school..

                              Zeegs ...Yeah Factory Five is the shiot!!! I have a shitload of pics ..The guy who built mine...has five of them in his geerage (yes I took pics) ...and mine was MY personal fave...it glows in the dark...the yellow on this thing ...just smacks you in the face from a mile away..man is this thing is FAST..and I mean FAST!

                              This is the ultimate toy in my book...there is nothing I'd rather have...no vette , Viper , nada...this is the shit and it can out handle or perform any Vette on it's worst day...I know this...I owned and drove Vettes for 14 years..NO comparison !!!!

                              This fucker has a curb weight of 2100 ilbs ...so weight to power ratio is just sick...second only to a motorcycle!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #1770
                                Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Cafe

                                BTW...John has some pics...but I'll take better ones...with me in the pic...then I'll post those eventually...I'm not set up over here to do squat other than just talk about it...

                                I still have dial up for Christ's sakes.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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