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  • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

    Here ya go, Em....

    "What's love got to do, got to do with it?"

    That should get Billy Joel out of your head.
    Tarbaby Fraser.

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    • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

      Tina Turner!!!!! Oh yeah!!!

      Whats Looove got ta doooo
      Got ta do with it
      Whats Loooove but a second hand eeeeeemohhhtionnn [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      Oh yeah. Buh bye Billy Joel! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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      • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

        martha stewart, sacks, oils, ,billy joel, tina, north drownings, this thread can spread into anything
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

          Now I want a sammich. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

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          • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

            I want a beer.
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

              you need 10 after that mustard you just had-lol
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                OK...I went to take a nap...but I can't sleep..: [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

                I'm miserable..

                I had a toothache for about two weeks now...and everyday it's just get's worse and worse...throb....throb....throb....ow......ow..... .

                I ate so many pills it feels like I'm gonna hurl..they worked for about five minutes..

                I'm dyin'..

                a friend of mine is a dentist...he was going to either pull it or give me a root canal yesterday...but I chickened out...I wasn't in the mood for that.. [img]/images/graemlins/refuse.gif[/img]

                and he's a dickhole..

                He does this after busines hours and puts on metal..Halford or Priest or Dio most of the time..

                then he goes into some kind of fucking Dr Giggles bullshit.. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]

                then he shoot me with the needle of numbing juice...it never works...I don't think there's anthing in that fuckin' needle...then he shoots me again...then again....again..bing....bing.....bing....BING!! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

                No Joke..this is bullshit!! [img]/images/graemlins/bs.gif[/img]

                Then the fucker LAUGHS everytime I go ..."ow".. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]

                The more I go "ow" ..the more he laughs.. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                but he's my friend ...so it's free...and I'm cheap when it comes to stupid shit like teeth [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]

                I hate spending money on bullshit like teeth...when there is so much other fun stuff to buy..!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                IMPORTANT Stuff like cds , guitars , amps , Cobras , weed...and shit like that!

                and oh yeah ...bills I hate spending money on bills like ...a water bill [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

                it's fucking water...120 dollars every three months..it's fucking water..

                Gasoline was that much about thirty years ago...WTF???

                Shit I probaly spend less than $40 a month on gas NOW...at $2.39 a gallon..

                Fucking...water..

                people were [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                  [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  Bill... you're funny.

                  Sorry to laugh, bro, I know your toof aint no joke! OWIE!

                  Water... y'all come live out here in the desert with me. We have no water. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                  I miss water. I really like it. I'm sad because we have no water.

                  I think I'll go swimming now. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                    Scuse me while I grab my lotion and go think of Em swimming. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                      [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                      GOSH!
                      Just got a new V.S. bikini too! OOOOO so pretty.

                      Hey Jack... I left a "yo" for ya over at GuitaristWorks. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
                      I know its you.

                      -Em

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                      • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                        Tommy, I'm on beer number 6 and a bit of the herb.

                        Damn Em, you're such a tease. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                        • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                          Wow, no posts in here today??? I'm gonna go crack a cold one and watch Club Dread.

                          Ponytails, Cocktails
                          Ponytails, Cocktails
                          2 things that will always rock!!!
                          But a word to all you males
                          Don't ever lose those tails
                          Cuz then you'll just have Pony Cock!!!
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                            well I tried to post earlier , but this board was having some kind of slow ass brain fart...like a retard ..

                            and it erased my entire fuggin' thread...which was long and silly...like my pud..

                            but it's gone...all gone..

                            so your left with this crappy , boring post...

                            so...fuck it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                              No more boring posts. I just finished giving my wife a DNA pudding facial. I'm glad she didn't wake up during it. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                                [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                Jack that's fucking awesome...I'm gonna show my wife this post..

                                she better get on the ball...literally..

                                or she's gonna wake up ...a little gooey...alot gooey...the gooeyer the better!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                                I'm nasty! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                you're nasty.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                we some nasty fuckers.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                                I'm gonna take my wife out for a night out in my cobra...a little Italian foreplay that is...then we are going to watch American Graffitti...because we like that stupid movie...and then we are gonna do it...maye twice...because my son is sleeping over my sister's house..and I'm gonna use that time wisely..three times...yeah that's right!!!

                                three times...and when she goes to sleep...I'm gonna beat it..maybe twice!!!...just for general principle.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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