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  • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

    EMMY what a VS Bikini...is that a VENUS bikini...Val just bought one too...I like it!!!

    Hell she's gonna put that fucker on...when we do it...why not...may as well get my money's worth outta it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

      VS = Victoria's Secret
      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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      • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

        Yes... Victoria's Secret. Venus has some nice suits, definitely. But I'm a Vicky's girl through and through! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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        • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

          oooohhh...when I was working at the airport all the girls that worked at VS...well they wanted my mantool...yes they did..

          Vall met them all..I used to take her up there when I picked up my check...and I would parade her little behind in there...

          you know what...they really tried to get me in trouble...seriously...those seductressess...those dirty little temtresses...

          they used to try on stuff and have like a little fasion show...mna I couldn't waite to get home and take all my pent up frustrations on Val...

          I came close to be honest ( i was thinkin' about it) ..but I was a good husband...I told Val....she hated those girls..those young supple little SLUTS!!!!!

          well I got that kinda charm...I always did. I was a very good lookin' young man...I don't know what happened..

          Val thinks I look better now...I think she's sick in the head! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          but the older I'm gettinmg the more these little young girls...they could be my daughter...they flirt with me...I LOVE THAT!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

          it happened today while I was cruisin' with Val...that's so awesome! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

            i don't post on weekends, it's summertime in huntington beach, no need for computers , believe me.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

              Bill, have you ever tried this stuff?

              http://www.bagbalm.com/ [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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              • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                If I remember correctly... Keith's grandfather used this stuff on his dairy cows. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                  [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

                  Brothers and Emmy of the forum..

                  I am NOT a drinker...not that I don't like it ..stomach don't like it...well my ulcer don't like it.

                  I used to be able to drink when I was younger. Then I started to get sick...and then less and less tolrant to booze. I went years ago and had a Upper GI..where you have to drink a gallon of that pink chalk..they found I had an umcer...what a surprise.

                  Mt sister went to Canda and wemt to those duty free store and brought me back some 100% Yukon Jack and a bottle of Tylenols with codiene..she's very thoughtful. So I eat the pills like I always do...lots of em..and I have this nice , big pretty bottle of Yukon sitting on my desk here. So I said fuck it...I did a shot...wow that was strong...but nice. That shit got good to me about ten minutes later...hell I did another one..then a half a one more..

                  SO , Now I'm sick as a fucking dog...two and a half lousy shots of this and ewwwwwwwww...I spewed all of my dinner and munchies.....which was delicious. Val made Manicotti with Sausage and Meatballs...AWESOME..and I jsut ate it twice and it wasn't so pleasant the second time I tasted it..

                  Oh My Fuck.....I'm not even really buzzed ...my stomach instantly REJECTS alcohol...which is probably very fortunate for me ..because I already have enough habbits..I shouldn't mix that stuff with painkillers anyway..

                  Man , I think it's going to be one of those nights.. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

                  Emmy...what is good for be extremely nauseous and spewing up my gonads..

                  I'm going to just get this crap over with...I'm going to do the ol finger down the throat trick...the hell with this shit..

                  I'll be back...I may just have to lay down...

                  THC is suppose to chill the stomach down...

                  I'll take weed over booze anytime...ANYTIME!!!

                  [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]..I'm getting psyched for this project...
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                    Sorry to hear that you're not feeling well Bill. Put some Bag Balm on the ol' beanbag. It'll make you feel better.
                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

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                      Emmy...what is good for be extremely nauseous and spewing up my gonads..



                      [/ QUOTE ]

                      Well... you're probably done puking out your lungs by now... [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].. that sucks, bro.
                      Maybe you're not hung over since you got sick so fast, but if you're stomach is feeling raw try some peppermint and/or chamomile tea. And ice water (sip it slowly). Some soda crackers may help soak up some of that crap too. Or plain toast.

                      Feel better, and don't do that again! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

                      Hugs,
                      Emmy

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                      • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                        [ QUOTE ]
                        VS = Victoria's Secret

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        Damn, i was hoping it stood for Very Small.
                        "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

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                        • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                          That too. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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                          • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                            I'm a Golden fukkin God, things are looking up for the atomic whirlwind. i swear i'm going for the throat in every facet of life right now. i smell blood baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                              Go Tommy Go!!!!!
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • Re: BillZ Bubb\'s Cyber Bordello

                                rip their fukkin' throats out , i swear it.
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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