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Emmy..I got it 72 in this mousoleum..72 degrees..always.
So it cost me 300 bucks a month...fuck it. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
I just came back from my Mom and Dad's for my bro's B day..thay had the air off..and my mom was cooking sauce all day..fuck it was over 80 degrees in that fucker..I bithed and moaned like a like a fat pimple faced , dweeb with with a case blue balls..until my dad said..Ahhh Fuck it..put the godammn air on..so I don't have to hear your damn face!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Then all was in harmony.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Emmy..that was just over 80 degres..could you imagine my WRATH at your place..the heat from my anger would make your place hit 110 easy..
I get MEAN when it's hot..the hotter ..the MEANER!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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It is now ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE degrees farenheit at my house. 105F!!! WTF? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
Let me translate that into celsius too: 41C
I'm off to go play with the hose now. That would be the water hose. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
Zerb... want company? I'll be right over! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Anytime, Sis. Bring a few cinnamon rolls with ya if it´s not too much bother [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Oh,, and decent weed please... cops cashed my dealer last week, gotta find a new source for large amounts, all the other guys only have crap like standard Skunk #1 and Zero-Zero hash... [img]/images/graemlins/eyes.gif[/img]
If this keeps up I´m switching to holding my breath [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
poop..I think we lost her guys...EMMY..wake up..it's B I L L...your bro...Emmy...what day is this...can you hear me..how many figners am I holding up..EMMAYYYY..!!
would you like some ice perhaps?? [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
I assume the green magik blanky is not getting some use today.. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
EMMYAYYYY!!
take a cold bath..
105 ..man I couldn'y imagine that...well I did deal with that one year back in 1988...we didn't have air..it was 105 everday for like a friggin' week..and I was training to be a fireman with the turn coat on and shit and all the equipment..that was fun...NOT!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
I think she melted [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
either that or got into some sort of interesting predicament regarding that white top someone recommended and her Water hose [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Is anybody out there? BillZ, how the hell did you fit all 10 fingers on one hand?! [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Man, I feel like crap. I'm over that damned flu but this heat threw me for a new one. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
It's dark now and has cooled off to 92F. Tomorrow it's only supposed to be 95, so that's better. NOT. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]
I'm not the complaining type, not normally. But shit, this is some brutal climate out here. Especially for a northern girl like myself.
BillZ... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
You would HATE it at my house! The west Texas sun is brutal, and even with all the shutters closed it's still bright in my house. There are no trees, no shade. The sun just beats the living hell out of our home. Which is brick. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
It's way too expensive to cool the indoors down as cool as you like it, I think my air conditioner would DIE. We keep the indoors at a constant 78F. I don't know anyone that can get their home cooler than that around here.
No green Saudi blankie for me, nope! That thing weighs a freakin' ton! I could wrap myself up in that thing stark naked and sleep outside in the snow and be warm. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I won't even say what I'm wearin' now. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
I might have to actually break down and eat some ice cream. Shudders! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
In july and august it stays between 105-110 consistently, so this heat isn't surprising, but usually by the end of september it starts staying in the upper 80s.
We've only lived here for two years, but as much as I dig Texas I can't WAIT to MOVE!! This time next year we will be. YES!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
Emmy ..oh man your house is brick too..like a brick oven..
My house is entirely brick..We didn't have air when we first moved here..awwwwww my god I was miserable.. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]
and I live in a city where leaving your windows open is NOT a good idea.. [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
All my window are painted shut..I have two windows in the entire house that open..I did that on purpose..If you want to open a window at my place you need to break it.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I kid you NOT.. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
I spent $2800 on my oversized central air unit..it is THE best investmaent of my entire life..there is NOT one single thing that is more valuable to me than my central air..not my Uber , not my Cobra , all my CDs , not even my sacred weed..
Life without central Air is as close to "roughing it" I ever want to go.. [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]
I would bitch like an old Jewish lady in the produce section..on a fucking camping trip..
why in the FUCK would >>>I<<<< want to go camping..EVER?? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
Mosquitos , Heat , Humidity , No metal , no central air , No South Park..No Uberschall..my life would come to a crashing halt.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
I did once two Summers ago when we had a major blackout..one of the main grids in cleveland (whatta surprise) was the cause..which left a quarter of the country in the dark for about three days..I slept with my gun and maglight at my side and I was PISSED OFF!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Boy was I PISSED..every other word outta my mouth was FUCK..yes, "fuck the fucking fuckers" was all I said for a week..I was speaking in obscene tongues that only my family could decipher..I tried to conserve my energy by NOT speaking..but whenever I did..it was "fuck the fucking fuckers"..just over and over and over again!!!..
Yes! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Man, Bill... you sure have a way with painting a picture! I can totally see you pissed off like a big grumpy bear mumbling "fuckity fuck fuck!" "fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Note to self: Do Not invite Bill camping. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
I actually adore camping, backpacking and kayaking too. No tent. Don't need a tent! Just sleeping in a sleeping bag on the ground under the trees.
I have tons of funny camping stories! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Got chased by bats, run over by deer, stuck in a forest fire... all the good stuff.
I'm watching the weather channel right now, looks nice and cool and rainy in Cleveland. Lucky!
It was 107 yesterday. Today we're getting "abundant sunshine" with a high of 100. Guess it's going to be hotter than what they said yesterday. What else is new?
I have HOMEMADE ice cream sandwiches!! Too bad I don't like ice cream. [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I'm all better now. I'm gonna slap some bass later this morning when I have this hot house all to myself. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
Hey why is OK if your a certain ethnic persons can crack on others cultures..like that funny beaner Carlos Mencia..Chris Rock , or Dave Chappel..
I say shit like this all the time..I made a career of it..but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
WTF..????
and I 'm not even going where they go with this shit , because I know I get shit..like Dice did...again WTF????
and to be honest I been doing it longer..and I'm funnier and better at it (more practice) ..it's just that I'm not permitted to be..I'm white...well Italian..but white..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Yeah...I'm not white ..I'm Italian. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Italians are not considered "white" in jail..TRUE!!!
So I can't be a "racist"..I can say ethnic Jokes.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
you see that didn't work for Dice..he tried to come off as a Dago...but there is no Dagos name Andrew Silverstien...that's what Happened.!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I was watching a commercial ..a cell phone co..and some black dude said something to this white guy..."I'll get your "white" ---"..he didn't say ass..but it was in that context..
would that fly if you traded roles...Hell NO!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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