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Everyone stop bickering and look at how serene my house is in the winter, [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
now breathe..... ahhhhhhhh
Buzz that pic is cool...you posted that because of my intoxicated visions of "pale blue and black" didn't you...that's a great pic..I like...but it reminds me I have to spend 700 clams on a fucking sno blower...that could be a guitar..or somethin' !!! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
But I can NOT go thru what I did last year.. shoveling my ass off in the worst Winter in the history of all mankind...everyday.....everyday ...I was outside holding my back & shovel and giving GOD the bird!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Hey Rattle ...how ya doin' bro..haven't seen you around much.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Zeegs ..Bagpipes...that's like blowing an Octopuss..I've done that deep sea divin' once..it was OK until he got me in the eye with INK....so I kicked it's ass...I punched him right in the tenticles and called him a scrotum head...True story..I was with Jeac Cousteu , he had to pull me off....it was never aired on TV for some reason? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]
High Emmy, My sis.. that's a great picture of you..I like that angel..did you ever see paintings of Lucifer when he's depicted as a beautiful angel... [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]
and speaking of which... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
I want share with you a Mark Twain story...No need to hunt it down at the store or library...His perception of GOD , SATAN and MAN is on the exact same page as mine..written in 1909 , this was the first time I read it ..with great Joy..I can't express how much this book brought a smile and warmth to me..I read it twice already and I am reading it again for the third time in a row..its absolutely brilliant...I never knew much about Mark Twain nor really cared for his stories much as a child.
But the man is a genius and yes , just as Ben Franklin , Leanardo DaVinci , Albert Einstein and Bill Z Bub..we are ALL "anti Christ/God"..but in a good and a "logical" way.
I will post a link of the entire book ..I encourage all to read it..no matter what beliefs you may have if any. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
LETTERS FROM EARTH by Mark Twain written in 1909. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Dave.., Much love my brother..thank you...check out the book..get some depth of how , why and what I believe.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
Yours,
Bill Z Bub
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Yes I was E...Read Zeeg's bagpipe thread ..I go into more detail of my close watery death encounter there..while in a battle with the Giant Octopuss..who had Inked me in the eye..while in a a defense move that I was taught by Jeac himself..which was blowing into the Creature's probiscus.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
No I haven't jack but I have read many tales of old. By diaries of fisherman out whale hunting that were sexually harrassed by giant squids..
and that Moby Dick was killed by suffocation when that fisherman shoved his pud into his blow hole...which is how he got his name..I believe that Fisherman's name was Moby..who slayed that whale with his Dick...I learn of this on the Discovery channel narrated by Timothy Leary..while I was eating Mushrooms.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Weird that man has not discovered all the creatures that they co-exist with on this planet..
This means my friend , that Noah had put a male and female Snot Worm on the ark for it to exist!
Thank Noah for that shit! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
So sayeth the Bubz..
Read "Letters from Earth"..it talks all about Noah..that poor old , clueless , pawn. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Yes..you are right..and in the book of noah..in the original Bible ..not the ebonical "New American bible" ..Noah was soddomized by a family member..so sayeth the Bible..
God spared Noah because he was without sin...this was the best God could do.??
Read "Letters from Earth"..Mark Twain and I are hand in hand on this whole God thing... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Also the ark was no more than a large covered sqare raft ..with no place to poop..
and all the animals on the ark ran amok..I doubt Noah got very much sleep while using elephant dung as a pillow while his balls were licked by a Gazelle..
Just thinkin'..
Obvioiusly Mark Twain was "just thinkin'" too..
something that MOST humans that bought into to this crap don't.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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