Bill's New Home

[horns666]

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OH I know that Emmy..and he has my upmost respect for that as with anyone in the service keeping those assholes off our backs ....keeping them hiding in their holes like the squirming worms that they are..until we rid of ever last one of them..or try to.. [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!



9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!



Bill Z Bub..


Have a great weekend everyone!!!

[hippietim]

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I believe in me, my family, Steve Vai, and Robin Trower. The hell with everyone else [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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i believe i'm seeing the black crowes in hollywood tomorrow night. i'm already coming unglued, it's in a tiny place called the Fonda Theatre. forget it, it's all over, a bender in the making. my best friend from new york is flying out today and taking to the show. what a pal.

[Endrik]

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10. Satan represents anal sex with Hitler [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

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Ok now for some comic relief:

How do you circumcise a redneck?


Kick his sister in the jaw.

Now back to your regularly scheduled posting.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Tommmmmy!!! Have a good time bro and be careful!!!

Nice to see you doing something fun.

[Cleveland Metal]

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Redneck goes to the doctor with his 13 yr old daughter to get her some Birth Control Pills.

The doctor says to the redneck "birth control? Is she sexually active??"

Redneck says... "naw, she pretty much just lays thar like her momma..."

[lerxstcat]

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Just a thought for those of you saying organized religion does no good... Here in the land smashed by Katrina, CHURCH VOLUNTEER groups from around the nation have done more to feed clothe and provide medicine for us than our fucking government has, and many are still here while the government is now pulling out. You can think what you want about the existence of a diety, but those who blame all the world's ills on religion should be here right now to see the other side of the coin. Without these volunteer church groups that have come in, the POST=Katrina death toll
would've been much, much higher.

[lerxstcat]

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Oh yeah, hillbilly foreplay: "Roll over, Sis!" [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[atomic charvel guy]

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boy is it good to see your name lerxster. thanks johnny.

[lerxstcat]

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Good to see yours too, Tommy! I just got back after 7 weeks in exile, and my world has been destroyed, but I'm alive and my gear actually made it! My best friend lost about 54 guitars though, mostly 60s and early 70s Les Paul Customs and an SG Custom. I saw the building where he rode the storm out and can't believe he lived, especially as he had to watch his axes float into the Gulf, which was about 3-1/2 miles inland at that point. Fucking storm surge came almost 10 MILES INLAND in Waveland, I saw the waterline on the embankment of I-10! Waveland looks like an A-bomb hit it. Go to www.femaforgotwaveland.com and check out how this town has basically been wiped off the map. Biloxi is devastated too, but Waveland looks like a sci-fi post Apocalypse scene. Unbelieveable even when you've seen it...

[zeegler]

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Hey Bill, you are the man! So where does your son come into all of this. Reason I ask, is that every once in a while, my kid will come home saying something he picked up from some kid at school, or his Grandmother (who isn't an all out bible thumper mind you). I can't remember specifics, but one time he says something about God, and of course I had to correct him, and tell him that only crazy people believe in God, etc.. That God was a made up person that weak minded people think about to make them feel better, like an imaginary friend. He understood that, and he's a smart kid, but there's always some interfering old bitch out there waiting to try to brainwash other people kids you know.

[Emthrax]

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[ QUOTE ]
but there's always some interfering old bitch out there waiting to try to brainwash other people kids you know.

[/ QUOTE ]

Tell me about it!!!
This is our second Halloween out here, and last year my neighbor's kids told mine that our entire family is going to hell because we celebrate Halloween. All my kids had done was ask them if they were going trick-or-treating.
These children are 7 and 5 and they started in with their scripture talk to my kids, who were thoroughly confused. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

My kids don't know what "hell" is and they all came and asked me about it, with the visiting children being incredibly rude. Telling me and my children that we are evil people for celebrating Halloween.
Now I understand that they are children, and are only repeating what they have been taught. That's fair.
But still, I was completely blown away by their audacity.

Halloween is THE biggest holiday in our family. On that day we honor our dead ancestors and it is a huge deal. We have a meal and we make a meal for our dead and leave it for them. We don't make ritual sacrifices, we don't summon demons... yadda yadda.
I told my kids I would talk with them about it later, and then told the neighbor children that just because someone does something differently doesn't mean they are bad people.
I then sent them home and had a talk with their parents.
Laurie (the mother) was apologetic and sweet, which was appreciated, but I know that they will believe what they will.

A few months later Laurie asked me if I could watch her kids while she and her husband went to a Christmas church function. I obliged and told them I would take good care of them, we could watch some fun Christmas movies and have cookies. Fun, right?
Nope.
She told me that they don't believe in Santa and that her children know that Santa is not real.
Well, okay.
I told her I was concerned that her children would say something to mine like they did at Halloween, confusing and ruining my children's holiday.
She told me she would find someone else to watch her kids.
Since then her children have never been allowed back to our home, and that is not by our doing.
Oh well. Too bad.

Thanks for letting me share my frustrating story. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

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My ex girlfriend's parents were really bad. They too thought halloween was evil, and would not allow their kids to mention it, never mind celebrate it. That was just the tip of the iceberg. My ex told me that when she was a kid, she couldn't watch the Smurfs, Rainbow Brite, The Care Bears, or Strawberry Shortcake because her parents said that they were evil, and satanic because they portrayed magic. Wackos! [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Thankfully, my ex is a smart girl, and she turned out okay.