Bill's New Home

[lerxstcat]

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Udo probably has a whole library of Metal Bukakke, but not the type we'd want to see!
Bleh!

[horns666]

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awwwwwww why did Udo come out of the closet or something ...maybe he should tour with Halford as "minnie me"... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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I don't know when he came out but he's always seemed very gay... same with Halford actually.
I saw Priest for the Screaming for Vengeance tour and realized in about 5 minutes that Rob
was a rump ranger.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

The mini-me tour would be a fukkin' hoot. I guess they don't get aong "that way" though or the rumor mill would've dug it up by now!

[horns666]

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I never knew Udo was a pole smokin' munchkin..

wow , "let's plug a bomb in everyones ass" ...I guess.. [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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Also, the song "I Can't Hold It" is literally
about fukking someone in a coat closet - no light, people start banging on the door, etc... London Leatherboys is another example as far as themes go... Metal Heart had some real S&M lyrics too... I think he likes to get his ass beat from those lyrics.

Anyway, Accept were a great band in their day, and Wolf Hoffman claims that Fast as a Shark helped start the speedmetal genre in Germany,
but Udo always came off as the angry gay dwarf
to me.

I wondered about Dio when he took Accept on tour, but I believe it was just dwarf solidarity, not gay dwarf solidarity, in that case! It was a great show at Irvine Meadows,
I can attest to that!

Accept was a great band in their day

[horns666]

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Accept is still great and a great listen...Yeahhh I would say "Fast as a shark" from their 1982 Restless and wild album did kick the speedmetal thing in the ass...that song was pretty heavy at that time..

Now that you've meantioned it those songs / Lyrics does have a very Halford quality to them...

WOW... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Hell who else is going to come out ...Dio perhaps ...Oh heavens no ....I don't think Wendy would like that ..

anyone ever see a pic of Wendy Dio ...she's managed a lot of metal acts in the 80s ...

Just wondering ...we always saw pics of Sharon Osbourne ...

I wonder who got the better of the deal Ozzy or Dio....

Sharon is such a slavemaster ...poor Ozzy!

[lerxstcat]

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Naver seen a pic of Wendy Dio, come to think of it.... I guess that means Ronnie maintained control, unlike Ozzy. Dio may not be AS rich, but he's rich enough I'm sure, and he has his dignity.

Ozzy needs Sharon, or someone like her, to survive though. He'd have drank himself to death in 1980 if not for her. I don't think he's unhappy, though it is sad to see him as the henpecked husband he is. He's happy to be pushing down daisies instead of pushing them up though.

[horns666]

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Yeah you got that right ...Oz would have been dead without Sharon ...so I guess she's very good for OZZY ...but she spends all the $$$$$$ ....Ozzy just spends $5 on Burritos ...his allowance money! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Creepy]

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Gay Dwarf Solidarity.....that's the funiest thing I think I'e ever heard [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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It IS pretty funny if I say so myself! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Actually I hear Glenn Danzig hates the Gay Dwarf Solidarity movement. Seems he's 2" too tall to join! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VanOsbourne]

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I can't believe I just read this entire fuggin thread. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Funny s h i t though. The PP stuff had me rollin.

Bill you stopped at the P's. Sup with that? I'm still waiting to see what yer gonna say about Saints & Sinners, Sonica Artica, Tankard, Therion, Tristania, and Unearth. Leavin me hangin. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[VitaminG]

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you did? Man, that's some serious dedication. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[VanOsbourne]

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Well, its late and I'm bored. Once I start something I gotta finish it.

Thats why I always say "Finish your pussy, there are starving kids in ethiopia."

[horns666]

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"Finish your pussy, there are starving kids in ethiopia."

That just fuggin' tickled my ass for some reason...
[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

OK I'll continue that damn list ...but I can't do Unearth and the other harsh vocal stuff yet ...that is a whole other list ..

there was a reason to do two list ...most people who love powermetal don't like death / black metal and visa versa..

I want to break down a few walls and turn people onto both sides ...break them in slowly by turning them onto the best of both genres of metal..

VO..Dude you should have read the old thread we had something like almost 3000 posts ...of the same kind of pure awesomeness ..

just ongoing perverse tales of woe and joy of my personal disfunctional JCF family... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

a demented soap opera I guess..

[VanOsbourne]

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I read this thread in one sittin Bill. I dunno if I coulda done 3000 in one shot... but probably. Well not since I ran outta Darvi's. Now I gotta wait 8 days to get more. Send me some darvi's Bill.. dont be stingy with em.. [img]/images/graemlins/help.gif[/img]