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  • Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Hey Timmy...wassup man!

    It's a Bummer that Vin can't do anymore wrestling..next year...his rods need to be removed and his bones won't be good as new at THAT time..the following year he could continue if he wants to...

    but if he never wanted to wrestle again..well that's just fucking fine with me!!!

    F that!!...I mean seriously! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

    He can't play his Jackson or drums right now either..pretty soon!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      BTW..Happy Valentines day..whooopifriggin'do!!!

      To be honest me and the Mrs. don't do these kind of "holiday" things..we don't even ackowledge them to be honest..seriously.

      the way we see it...WTF is a box of candy and some flowers gonna do if your relationship sucks ass..it'll just suck ass with flowers and chocolate..or whatnots!

      save your momey and buy a metal cd or something that makes YOU happy...because if you're not happy..then nobody is happy...

      MY happiness comes first..of course.

      if the your relationship is cool..then most days are like Valentines day...that's what I think!

      To my PP...everyday is sweetest day anywhoo...well, when I'm in the mood! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        Omigod BillZ!!!

        Please give Vinny a ginormus hug from me, tell him it's from Emmy! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
        I am glad to hear that he got through all of this like the tough dude he is, what a guy. I hear ya, if anything at all happens to my kids I'm a freakin' MESS. They deal with it fine and dandy and it takes everything I have to just keep it together on the outside, ya know?

        Anywho... I'm happy to hear the update and all and see that Vin's on his way to recovery. Kudos to the kickass surgeon.

        BTW, the Keith and I totally agree on the whole V-Day shenanigans. BARF. [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        Coolness on the riffage too, glad you're playin'! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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          Well Emmy, Vinny is right here and he's huggin' ya right back!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

          yeah...it's funny...my dad who has been cheating on my mom for like..ummm..42 years now..he buys her flowers..

          I think my mom would prefer less adultry and sans the "guilt" bouquet...but I'm assumming this of course.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            Hello,

            This is Valerie (Mrs. Bill Z Bub). Thank you for all of your thoughts and kind words for my Vinny.

            I want to confirm that Valentines day means absolute nothing to me. Overpriced flowers will always die and I hate those "Forest Gump" chocolate boxes, because they all taste like shit!

            I'm not black so I have all the "bling bling" I'll ever need.

            But I have something that not one other woman on earth has...BILL!!

            He's all I will ever need..he is the end all be all of my existence.

            The closest thing to a real "god" I will ever know, and funnier than all of them put together.

            It's NEVER boring having Bill around. He even makes me laugh when I want to kill him.

            He's truly a dick, but he's mine and I love him.

            I just wanted to say that,

            Sincerely,

            Valerie Zurlo
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              Way cool Valerie, nice to meet ya. Our thoughts are with you guys while you help Vin get healed. You get +1 million points just for putting up with Bill (J/K).. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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                Hey Now..Jeri.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Wow..now that was a surprise.

                I was in the shower and Val was messin' with the PC...shit I gotta watch what I saw in here.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                Well, I'd marry Val again today..um..if I had to.

                In all fairness Val and my son is the reason I breathe..

                Life does throw shit in your face once in a while (right Tommy, Jimmy , Jack..)..I been through a lot..me and Val been through a hell of alot..everything short of death..some very close calls tho.

                Fuggit...fuck you death..Death can suck my balls..I'm not afraid..death is gay...for he is the ultimate fag! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                what is the worst thing you can fear..???

                When you are not afraid of "death"...that is true freedom!

                Death, when we meet and we will....I'm gonna thumb you in the eye..and kick you in the taint [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                So it is written..so let it be done! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  Uh, I demand a pic of Bill & "Valerie" - holding today's newspaper! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    Bill read the newspaper?? Bwahahaha....

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                      Eh, he just has to hold it, not read it [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


                      He can look at the pictures though! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        [ QUOTE ]
                        Eh, he just has to hold it, not read it [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
                        He can look at the pictures though! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                        [/ QUOTE ]

                        Unless it's porn, he wont even look at the pictures... hehe...

                        And you can tell that Val actually wrote that, there are no spelling/typo errors... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Although maybe it was copied from his script, heehee...

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                          I'm too friggin' CHEAP to buy a newspaper... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          who wants to pay for bad news when I can can make my own for free!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Yep, John nailed it...No typos!! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

                          It may have something to do with the fact that Val is always ..um....SOBER!!?? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                          Unlike me..who is indulging in awesomeness at this time.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

                          Man, I am F'd up...and I love it!!! [img]/images/graemlins/band.gif[/img]

                          My kid's arm bums me out tho...poor kid...it'll heal...he's a tough lil' fucker..unlike ..um..me.. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

                          Man, if that was me..I'd be screaming like a fag at a titty bar!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            eheee, the bad boy is back [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                            Bill you gotta get one of those hot nurses for your son who takes care of him...
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              E..Dude..I slept at the hospital for four days...and..shhhhhhh...yeah there was..

                              yes, there were some nice ones there..well they were like "helper" chicks..not really nurses..you know ..those girlies that come in for no reason and just talk ...keeping me up for no apparent reason other than to deprive me of even more sleep..I dunno.

                              but yeah...sure... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                              maybe I was sportin' morning wood..that happens alot with me still...do you still have morning wood everyday too..I thought that was suppoosed to subside with age..but nope..pitchin' a tent every morn..what the damn. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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