Bill's New Home

[metallicarocks]

Re: Bill was on COPS

I have a bad habit of carrying alcohal in my car, and I'm underage. I'm legal to drive, and everything is current, so I'm not asking for any extra trouble if I get pulled over. Where's the best place to put it so that I don't draw any extra attention? Also, should it be seen is there anything I could do to cover my ass?

Don't get me wrong, the drinking doesn't start until I'm home or at a friend's house for the night. I'm quite strongly against drinking and driving.

[RacerX]

Re: Bill was on COPS

Trunk, I'd say.

[Flametop]

Re: Bill was on COPS

I'm with Ron. If you aren't drinking or doing anything else, the cops would have no reason to search your trunk. Bill can correct me if I'm wrong(and I probably am), but I don't think any kind of moving violation would give them the right to do so. Even if they did, you could probably beat the rap later with a good lawyer.

[horns666]

Re: Bill was on COPS

GREAT Question there Metallicarocks..I will respond in FULL detail!!

and good replies..Ron and Flame..

OK, The answer is..if the investigating officer smells alcohol or any other "suspected" illegal substance this give him "probable cause" to search your entire vehicle..probable cause goes a LONG way!

Now here's the deal, at this time you are at the MERCY of this particulair officer..Alot of officers LOVE doing DUIs..because it involves alot of court time..which = easy money..and LOTS of it..The average officer gets three hours Overtime Pay for about 20 mins of actual court time..the cop shows up..the prosecuter signs the blue card..and that's over 100 bucks right there..and the average DUI case can be 2-5 hearings..you get the picture!!

If you are NOT obviously drunk..or maybe just slighty impaired..Chances are you may fall prey to one of these gung ho court room whores!!

But alot of regular beat patrol cops (like myself) really don't want to be bothered with all the paperwork if they don't have to..or court time. I HATED court time..I didn't find it a bargain at all..because I have to get up early OR stay up for 9 AM court..get dressed ..go downtown..find parking..testify in court...then drive back home..and at the end of all that shit..three hours passed..so, where's the "deal"..

When approached by the officer in this kind of stop or any stop..keep both hand visible on the wheeel and be as polite as possible..NEVER NEVER NEVER..disagree, debate or argue with a cop...because that signals..trouble..like a lawsuite..that person would be a good candidate to make a complaint..so for the cops' CYA (cover your ass) an arrest is most feasible..because if he makes a complaint and you didn't cite him or make an arrest..then you did harrass this complainant or stop him for "no reason"...see..see how this works!!!

Pretty girls have the advantage in this...sorry, but it's VERY true..many a time me and my partner drove a "cute" intox female home with her auto..not that I was interested..usualy my partner was..we are more opted to give them a break ..unless they were combative..or debating...or hit somebody or something..that does happen..

OK, so keep the open bottle in the trunk..so that it is not accessable while driving and not in plain view of the officer..be polite ..almost professional in manner..you could follow this advice and be on your best behavior..but it's the luck of the draw if a court room whore stops you..in that case...it's a coin toss..

State Troopers and court room whore coppers are known to fish for DUIs big time...that's their REAL bread and butter..they will use ANY probable cause they can to stop your vehicle. Even a burned out license plate bulb, turn signal, punched door lock, broken windshield..anything and everything..and all by the book!

Then upon further invest..if that officer smells booze like I mentioned before..that gives him Carte Blanche to tear you car whole apart if he wants to..take the back seats out and everything , trunk, no place is safe..chances are if it goes that far, your goin'..oh yes!

especially if he even percieves that you are an asshole..so do your best not to be one.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

So , keep it in the trunk, be cool, SMILE and just hope for the best..maybe a cop like me would stop you for just a "traffic" warning..and just "say be careful..later"!

I had people that ran from me just because I tried to tell them their headlights wern't on..really...ran and smashed right into a house..STOOPID! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Avoid carrying or driving with booze or any drugs in your car...hell you could lose your car...for good..if the cop find crack in there or some other good shit!

I never carry weed on me..NEVER...I would love to...I get high..then go out!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Bill was on COPS

OH..if you are getting hooked..and have a bad heart, disease, need meds or any health condition..use that..

Cops HATE having to babysit and monitor that kind of shit..if just a misdermeanor..

that could be a swaying factor..it has worked.

Tell them you got AIDS, Hep, or TB!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Bill was on COPS

Also, regarding PC Bill, on the ridealong I did, cop pulls over a Honda w/ 1 headlight out, the 1st question the cop asked the 20 year old driver and his 16 yo female passenger was "Either of you on parole or probation?"
16 year old was, so the cop told me that gave him permission to search "anywhere in the vehicle within reach of her hands". Car was a Civic, so that's the whole vehicle.
Put em both on the curb and grilled em, cop asked driver if he could search the trunk, yes, popped trunk and found a zippered bag w/ meth pipe. D'oh! Towed Civic, 2 arrests, buncha paperwork, end of ridealong [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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EXACTLY Ron...it can be and is THAT easy ..

I took my dad as a ride-along..I wanted to have a lot of fun with him. I also got tied up for the entire shift on a drug Arrest..VSDL/Suspected Crack Cocaine..Violation State Drug Law..just a couple hours into the shift

Me and my ol' Partner loved snaggin' all the local drug boys..we knew them all..well we cought a couple in a car much like you described..the female was a known strawberry (crack-whore)...so of course we found her crap under her seat...

yes you can lose your car that way...for good!!!!!

we had a little fun that night before that arrest..just swoopin' on dope boys..searching them...kickin' them in the ass...letting them go...my Dad really liked it!!!!!

At the end of the night..My dad confessed to me that he was packin'...his itsy bitsy North American 22.cal...great!! [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

It's fun when you get to yell at your dad for a change.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Bill was on COPS

C'mon, out with the COPS story, damn!









you gay post whore [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Bill was on COPS

Oh COPS Sure..

Yes their crew rode with us..they were here for a whole week..The domestic fight we had with the Cops crew was edited ..so I wasn't in that BUMMER..that was MY run!

Well I am in the one Cleveland episode where my good friend Sgt Zappala whacked that naked black guy that broke into a school on MLK Blvd...The stupid asshole smoked some wet (PCP)..got naked..and gathered ALL the fire extinguishers and was blasting them out the front door of the school.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

So me with the rest of my platoon were waiting for Sgt's arrival..we didn't really know what to do at this point with this dickhole..So, always call a road boss when in doubt..

So you can see me by the tree saying.."he's gonna squirt ya boss"...

He's a short fuggin' cool dago and yells.."Hey get the ---outta there".."whats a matter you"..I was rolling!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

He walks right up to the front door and whacks the dude right on the head with his 4 D cell mag-lite..BING!

The guy goes down..we all rush in and snag him...

By the time we got to St Lukes..the PCP was wearing off and the guy started to come to..he sobered up fast..he didn't have a clue what he just did and why he was naked..he would NOT believe us when we told him what he did..

Then I said well dude, you'll see this all on COPS for the whole world to see...he was like "Oh you got to be kidding"... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I was on for a split second again later with Sgt Zappala and my Partner at a Domestic...where the Sgt actually says.."Mink ya, Willy we were lookin' for you".. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Unfortunately..my very good friend Sgt Jeff shot himself just two years after that... after he was promoted to Lt...I'm still pissed that he did that!

we were the only two real dagos at the district and just hit it off..

what a great dude ...what a shame..I think of him often and miss him....we had so many good times together!!

John knew him too...That's when surround sound stuff just came out..and John assited him with his entertainment center..

Heres to you Jeff...you silly fucker!! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Bill was on COPS

Bahahaha! I remember that one! That perp was like a greased pig! I'll have to look for your chicken ass hiding behind that tree next time! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Bill was on COPS

we were all behind trees... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I had cop hair, standard issued cop shades and cop mustache..so good luck finding me.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Look for Lt. Dangle...but without the shorts.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Greased pig..yeah tell me about it...YUK! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RacerX]

Re: Bill

Heh, I just saw Dio on South Park

the homeschool episode, hadn't seen that one before

only thing is, the goofs made Dio do the poser horns! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Bill

Yes Holy Diver....I love Southpark.. [img]/images/graemlins/notworthy.gif[/img]

The Horns..yes, he said that came from his grandma..

Just like mine...The Maleocchio...The Evil Eye..A superstition that old school Italians take VERY seriously...well my family did...still does!!

My gram used to do that too..That gesture is to give or to block the evil eye..she used to take off the spell with oil and water...and watch the bubbles in the dish..to see if you had the curse or not..and say a prayer removing that curse if you have it...NO BS!!

I wore a gold charm of "The Horns" when I was a youngin'...I gave it to Vinny..now he wears it..my gram bought that for me.

we also have the Horn (one) on all our rearview mirrors..my entire family [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Trey and Matt purposely screw up things when imitating famous characters..I guess they can't get sued that way...pretty clever...what and how they get away with stuff..

[horns666]

Re: Bill

OK..I promised my singer I would write lyrics for "Destruction Ritual" tonight...a new Bed Of Nails tune..

well, that didn't happen...Oh well..

To busy being a dick over here..

Anymore Cop questions..??

I could tell you all about race relations with white cops working in all black communities...I can tell you from first hand experience..it is not easy and it gets pretty harsh and nasty sometimes..

I can tell you the REAL deal..not what you always hear and or read..that subject is a vast one..and one that I don't mind discussing at all because it's all 100% truth!

anyone interested..??

That was THE biggest stress of my job really..!!!

Suburb cops..to me those ain't real cops..they have NO clue what it's like..I tell them that!

Most of the time I don't have to tell them..their own fears sometimes far exceed anything I tell them...and most wouldn't do it if they had to ..for any money..I've been told many times.

It just became a way of life for me..still is.

Once your eyes are opened you can't pretend it doesn't happen or never happened..it's something you can't deny or "turn off" ..boy I wish it were....I really do.

[RacerX]

Re: Bill

Evading: what would be a great method to get away? (not that I condone such)

I was thinking a really high performance motorcycle, late at night, you would need a switch to turn off your rear lights, blast up ahead, get to a high speed so you're out of sight, exit freeway w/ lights out, get back on freeway going other direction. I have heard of hi-po bikers doing this here in SoCal.