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Re: Bill - cop questions
I was high..look at those typos!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yeah, I noticed that Bill. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Where's all the cop stuff? C'mon, more stories!"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Where's all the cop stuff? C'mon, more stories!
[/ QUOTE ] What? You want Bill to "Cop" an attitude? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Racer, you are the man. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] That being said. I don't give a fuck what you think. I thought it was funny. That's my story and I'm stinking to it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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Have you ever gone on a ride-along, fett?"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Hmmm, is that code for a meet at the Blue Oyster?Comment
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who gets to play the bad cop?Hail yesterdayComment
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Have you ever gone on a ride-along, fett?
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Ridin' is fun.Comment
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OK Guys...Hey Emmy you can PM me whenever you want now! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I deleted abot 250 PMs for now..so go nuts! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Cop stories..you want authentic, behind the scenes real cop stories..SURE.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Hell, let me think of one..hmmmm..thiking of an "amusing one.. [img]/images/graemlins/idea2.gif[/img]
OH..my first dead body..yeah..it was in Shaker Heights , right outside the Cleveland border...in fact I don't even know why WE got the assignment instead of Shaker..
OK, I was a "ride-a-long"..it was my third day..you do that for 3 days when you are a green rookie..that's the norm..so, I'm in the back seat..my two FTOs, (Field Training Officers) are two of the silliest black guys I ever meet..It was the first time I ate "grits" that morning with them..they thought it was hilarious..It's just creme of wheat..I loved that as a kid..so..well anywhoo. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
So, right after my first "soul breakfast"..
we get the call to check on the welfare of an elderly male that has not been seen in a few days..OK, we get no response on his apartment door ..so the apartment manager lets us in with the key...WOwee..as soon as we enetered the place EVERYTHING was dripping wet and humid and muggy..STEAMY is more like it..the ceiling was dripping ..it was raining actually raining in there.. So we find the ol' man in the bathtub..apparently he died in the tub of scalding hot water...natural causes..he was very old..the water was still hot when we were there..It smelled and looked like he was slo-cooked in a crack pot..he boiled..he literally boiled..when the morgue arrived and pulled him from the tub all his skin especially on his entire backside was just hanging off him..ewwwwwwww..nasty!..So they put him in a body bag..but the elevators are so small in theis palce with had to carry the body upright and prop him up in the elevator..some woman got on the elevator...I was about to say.."hey maam ..umm...you can't...."..ahhh fuggit..so she was there with us..with the dude propped up in the corner..she goes what's that..I replied.."Oh, umm that is the elderly gentleman in room #???"..she goes "MR_____???!"..so we go "yeah, you know him"..she states "yeah, "he's myyyyyyyyyeeeee faint" so now we have to call EMS for this poor lady who used to help him with errands....and we are still stuck in the elevator with a steamy body bag that is dripping this guy's stew juices and a fainted lady in a 4 x 4 eleveator..this was my 3rd day on the job and a sign of many wondeful things to come!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I got many more..funny or sick..whatever you want!!?? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Thanks Bill I enjoyed that and actually needed that this early in the morning. You gave me a smile. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...
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BillZ,
I read that outloud to the Keith! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Those poor people, I feel for them, but that situation was just hilarious. And only your third day on the job!
Yeah, more funny stories!
PMs... cool.
My mojo is gone now, it was a totally juicy PM and now I can't remember a damned thing. [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
I'm tired. Off to snooze. [img]/images/graemlins/sleep.gif[/img]
I'll write ya soon!
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