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[RattleHead]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Yeah, sucks.

[horns666]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Hey Guys...what's up..

Man I took a break..and it turned out to be a nice break..well I bought and listened to a bunch of metal and got fucked up..that's about it..

Oh, I wrote some new lyrics for two songs..they make Slayer sound like AC/DC..not kidding..one is called.."Inherit the weak"..about "The man" always picking up the tab for human parasites..we never get respect..but in this song I demand it!!

Oh...and the other one is called "Destruction Ritual"...based on a Satanic rite that wills major harm to your enemy...everyone has a "enemy" someone you truly hate..this song is for you! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

The way I see it..is why beat around the bush...say what you really feel...like when you have a tizzy ..or while you're beatin' someones ass...or want to...these are songs to whoop ass to...Pissed off music makes me happy...the more pissed off the better...so "profanity" is required..because when we are pissed off..that's what we do...right?? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Everyone is so afraid of "the word"..it's just words man..fucking use them! [img]/images/graemlins/brow.gif[/img]

this is NOT happy metal ...in fact the words happy and metal should not be in the same sentence.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

when your mom starts humming one of your favorite metal songs...ummm..time to get some NEW metal!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

OK...stay tuned because I am going to post some "new" metal within' the next couple of days..this requires thought...I don't have that right now..I'm baked! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Jack, The male Bee's penis explodes..with a tremendous "pop"?? [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]..you see people, this is WHY I'm so pissed off at God!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

This is just one more reason...sure, like I don't have enough already!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Chef deserved every bit of this shit..Hell, he of ALL people should KNOW better than to pull some shit like this with Matt and Trey..

I saw this comming..I had NO idea they were going to rape his dignity that much...not THAT much...but they did...and did it very well!!

well, they can do that like no other...that's why I love 'em!!

Yeah, I loved "Chef"..a great character indeed..too bad the guy doin' the voice is an asshole..oh well..Fudge'em! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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So I don't have cable, synopsis anyone? Please?

[horns666]

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Rich..you wanna know about the death of Chef SP episode..

OK you know his panties were in a bunch since they did a spoof on scientology...OK, I didn't even know Isaac Hayes was a member of that crap until he announced he was leaving the show...claiming that Matt and Trey were biggots and they crossed the line..

well everything was cool until they poked fun at his beliefs...everything else was free game..no probs at all.

So, Trey and Matt had to write Chef off in their own unique "colorful" way...when you become odds with those guys or they just don't like you..Oh Boy, you are in trouble..Paris Hilton got it big time...I mean BIG TIME!!

OK, the show starts out with the kids playing some board game ..bummed out because the miss their good freind Chef...so lo and behold Chef knocks on the door..the kids are happy to see him and they go nuts..immediately you can tell Chef's dialouge was horribly spliced to say F'd up things about having sex with children..the kids think something is wrong and want to get to the bottom of this...he was gone to join a "super adventure club" and came back all fucked up..the kids go to that club and discover the adventure is going to third world countries to have sex with kids and they hypomotized Chef into being a pedophile..He would sing silly "spliced" songs .."I'm gonna make love to ya children...right in the ass"..and shit like that..so the kids are determined to help their friend..they finally got Chef to snap out of it by taking him to a strip club and see some big ol' black booty..that he shoves his head in the crack of her ass and cleavage..The adventure club memembers find him and traquilze him with darts ..taking him back to their club and try to brainwash him again..they talk chef into staying..he didn't know what to do..but he was already brainwashed..so he decides he wants to stay in the club..as he turns away from the kids..he's walking back on a suspended bridge..the bridge starts on fire..and plummets to the ground where he is impaled..the kids look down in horror..then a mountain lion and bear fight over his carcass..biting his face off and and arm and a leg..Cartman said he's not dead until he shits himself ..which he does...Cartman says.."nevermind"..Stan and Kyle shout "they killed Chef...those bastards"..and they go back home to mourn their friend...where his only remains is his "spatula"..meanwhile back at the super adventure club they discovered that Chef is still alive and transform him into Chef Vader...looks like Darth...sounds like Darth..but not Chef's voice...sounds like Trey's voice..doing Darth..with a bright red glowing spatula...and that was pretty much it..

but Chef's dialogue that was poorly edited and was crude as hell and just damn obscene...all he said was about having sex with kids..wow.

They really did a number on him..but kinda left the story "open"..we don't know if the Chef Vader is going to take his place or what..but I have a feeling this is not the end of defaming Chef!!

[lerxstcat]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] That's AWESOME!!! I can envision those scenes from memory of past episodes! Thanks for the rundown, and I can see where this could become a recurring theme just to really fucking annoy Scientologists and Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes specifically. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Damn, I hope I see a rerun of that! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

I heard rumor...

1. That church said all that crap about Isaac Hayes leaving for religious reasons. Hayes says he didn't say that, that he had a stroke and that his health is a concern at the moment, and that is why he left. ? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

2. Also heard that this episode will not be aired again. ? [img]/images/graemlins/scratchhead.gif[/img]

Prolly all bullshit. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Well... whatever. Southpark will rule with or without Chef. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

You can find the clips of the episode on You Tube. It was funny as hell.

[Fragle]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

good lord, the new kataklysm really is a kickass record....so much better than serenity in fire it's unbelievable - and SiF wasn't a bad record by any means.

[horns666]

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"Prolly all bullshit"..Yes Emmy I would assume that ANY info coming from that church is poopy! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Jimmy, Dude,...post it!!

Just in case it is pulled ...then it will be immortalized right here on this thread!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Not the Scientology one..the return of Chef one!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

The only thing Chef is stroking is his salty chocolate balls..man I love that song!

Funny last week all the way up to this episode..they aired ALL Chef ones!

[Top Jimmy B]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Ok, try these...they're all cut up but in order...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejOJk...%20park%20chef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsvKW...%20park%20chef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Cid...%20park%20chef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A000g...%20park%20chef

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBfQK...%20park%20chef

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

+------------- Bizarre Porn Titles for 2005 ---------------+

40 18 Year Old Virgins

Are We Bare Yet?

Assault on 13 Pre-teens

Charlie in my Chocolate Factory

Cinderella's Man

The Cock Ring Two

The Constant Hardener

The Dykes of Hazzard

The Fisterhood of the Traveling Pants

The Longest Hard-On

Miss Genitality 2: Armed and Flexible

Mr. & Mrs. & Mrs. & Mrs. & Mrs. Smith

Must Love Doggy-style

Star Whores: Revenge of the Sluts

Whore of the Worlds

[horns666]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

KICK ASS JIMMY!

I just watched the whole fuggin' thing again...awesome..man I laughed harder than yesterday.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Jack ..no Bareback Mountain or whatnots.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

MAN. GODAMMIT..I just almost had a fist fight with my peice of human shit rent-a-neighbor...but he backed off..I thought he was coming after me off the porch...as soon as I advanced..he went back on the porch and called me .."Yo dog...I know the laws and shit"...I said "fuck you asshole ..I AM the LAW Mutherfucker..and I'm a man not a dawg you ghetto wigger piece of fuckin' shit"..him and his reatrded girlfreind were fighting...rolling all over the driveway..in MY backyard...so my boys had to come out again..they were here within one minute!!

Then they were Pussys..no "cocky" bs then..I asked where's the law...where's the cocky BS...whre's the "tude asshole??!!

My boys told them if they have to come out again..they'll toss one of those fucks out the window..that was precious!! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

Man I wished that fucker came off his porch..I was cocked and loaded!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]