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  • Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Everytime I tried 'Shrooms ...I never got much from it ...from what I hear they are awesome!!

    But so far I have been not satified by the almighty fungi..
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      I very happy I don't live in Florida...all my cds would get all wet..
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • Re: Bill\'s New Home

        You have to do a lot of mushrooms to get a profound high. When I was a kid we'd drive out to the country the morning after a summer rain and hop a farmer's fence to pick mushrooms. We'd bring back a big trashbag full and boil them down into a thick tea, then make Baccardi 151 daiquiris with a couple good shots of mushroom tea in them. Can't taste the 'shrooms, get a good kick from the 151 and
        you're off to Blacklight Land!

        Hell, it was a cheap way to go; basically just the daiquiri fixings and gas, and gas was like 65 cents a gallon at that point! Plus once in awhile you'd get the adrenaline surge when the farmer came out and shot off a load of rocksalt your way!
        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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          you pick your own shrooms Rich ...really I thought you had to buy "special: shrooms ....

          How do you know what shrooms to eat ..I have a crapload of shrooms in my damp backyard ...I have one mushroom growing on a tree stump that's about six inches in diameter ...that shroom would really fill me up ...should I eat that bastage ...I think Pico peed on it though....

          what about in that old clint eastwood movie when he's taken in by all those girls in a boarding school during the civil war and they poison him with the shrooms ...things were going pretty good for him until those damn shrooms...

          do you know which movie I'm talking about..
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            They are usually growing out of cowshit, though they also grow in horseshit. They are pretty big, 4"-6" diameter, and the color on top is like a browned dinner roll. When you break the mushroom in half the edges turn purple on the underside. That is a psilocybin mushroom.

            They spring up in pastures on the morning after a summer rain; I think the temp has to be above 72 F for them to come up.

            I don't know the Clint movie you mean, but the ones I know are poisonous are Amanitas; they are red with light polka dots and look like they'd be poison. It's said you can trip on them too but like blowfish, too much will kill you. I never saw one of those in person.

            I don't know if eating the ones in your yard is wise though; I always got them out of cow pastures, growing right up out of cowpies.
            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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              cowpies ....holy crap ...you mean to tell me I put a poop mushroom in my mouth ...awwwwwwwwwwwwww... [img]/images/graemlins/sick.gif[/img]

              what could you possibly put worse in your mouth ...it's not a fresh piece of poop ...no it's a mushroom growin' on a old piece of poop... [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/what.gif[/img]

              Maybe I should just stick to weed... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                ...Weed that was grown from soils that have traces of poop in it? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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                  Bill, poop is used to grow everything. In the plumbing business we just think of poop as smelly mud! And the smell is... money! Good thing most people are squeamish about it, from a plumber's point of view.

                  My late bro took me on a sewer stoppage call when I was 17. An apartment building's main sewer was clogged. We pulled the cleanout access cap and **** geysered out like a spring
                  of ****. So we snake the drain and clear the stoppage, and my bro writes up the bill. It was OT rate because it was 9:00 at night.

                  The apt. manager starts b!tching about the price; why's it so high. My brother reached down, picked a turd off of the ground next to the cleanout cap, squeezed the **** between his fingers and said, "Because you don't want to deal with this, so you need to pay me to!"
                  The manager went ahead and signed the invoice without another word, and hurried inside!

                  Then we went to eat dinner! I got the "wash your hands so you don't get hepatitis" lecture on the way! He got the most lessons possible out of that one squished turd!
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                    Poop is the cycle of life and great income for plumbers....awesome. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      speaking of getting high on poisons, did you guys hear about this in the news?
                      Hail yesterday

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                        No I didn't hear about that registration page!
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                          me either ...But G I don't want to register for whatever that is ...

                          I don't even know what that is ...what is it??
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            hmmm.... well, that's interesting. I got the link okay on a google search, without needing to register to The Age site. Very odd.

                            Try this one instead
                            Hail yesterday

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                              Hmmm. Interesting turn this thread has taken with the shrooms and sh!t and spiders. Oh My! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                              I love mushrooms, but I prefer the ones found in the market. I've seen those red ones with polka-dots, but was too afraid to even touch 'em. Thought it might be like a poisonous frog or something. Oh wait, you lick those.
                              What the hell do I know?

                              Anyway. Read that spider article. I thought this was particularly hilarious-
                              "People have a lot of time on their hands in jail".
                              Yeah. I bet that's not all. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

                              Em

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                              • Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                I don't know what would be worse, if they were keeping them to get high on venom, or if they were pets. Here in the States they'd probably be used to off inmates from different gangs.My heart medicine, digoxin, is a synthetic analog of snake venom. It slows down the heartbeat, and the therapeutic dose is actually 60% of the toxic dose. That's why it has -oxin in the name, to denote that it'stoxic if you take more than your prescribed dose. Pretty wild to think that 2 pills is an overdose!
                                Ron is the MAN!!!!

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