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I like porn and the real thing at the same time the best, so does my girl. She's a "tomcat"-lol
That was lame I know. I gotta go now , see you later.
That was lame I know. I gotta go now , see you later.
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I never had the chance...oh waite ..yes I did..Val and I watched porn together when we were dating and we would do whatever they were doing on the movie..
That didn't last too long...Val realized she didn't "like" porn..
ain't that a bitch..
Some girls WIILL stop certain "actions" once you marry them..this is true..I am living tesimony!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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ahhhh fuck my wife in the ass...
sometimes she's an real asshole..what a bitch!
she can't help it..it's her bloodline!
she's gone now..GOOD!!
peace and quiet at last!!
Now it's time to crank the metal, smoke a bowl and worship the almighty Satan!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666
Hey Bill!
I saw the Metal Crusader show last night! It was GREATTTTTT!!!!!
Vader, Kataklysm, Destruction, and GRAVEWORM!!! YEAHHHH!!!
Tiny club in Corona...only $20
I was King of the MoshPit! heh heh"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Ron , that sounds a hell of a show..all that for 20 bucks..
I hope they're coming here ....they prolly did and I missed it..I'm always missing shit..
So how was the show..who did you like most!
I got the new Destruction...I need to go put that on..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Don't worry bout me guys, I'm doing just fine. Life is good, wife got the shit scared out of her and is appreciating life and me. The kids are staying with their grandmother until July 14th. Like I said, life is good. Although, I may be tempting fate a bit, we went out tonight for our anniversary dinner, it will be 8 yrs on Monday. Anyway, I had a 12 oz sirloin and a steamed lobster tail with melted butter. When I was done with my lobster tail I poured the remainder of the melted butter over my steak. Rachel says I'm not gonna live to see many more anniversaries if I keep doing that.
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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That's kick ass to hear Jack..
Tell her I said to take of herself..and be careful..
I know pain....but you just try to do the best with what you got..and go on I guess..
I don't have anymore "Good" days anymore..just bad and worse days really..
That's the hand I was dealt..nothing I could do about but to keep a cool as possible mindset..
that is much easier said than done without 3 xanax a day.
But I'm trying to be cool..even on those really BAD days..
My life is all about relentless , constant pain..
Arthtritis does get better with age..so this is as good as it's gonna get..
in 10 years from now I'll be begging to feel like I do now..which sucks ass.
I must stay breathing to make sure Vinny doesn't fuck up and stay on the straight and narrow..I just want to see him do well enough on his own before I croak..with his own family..
Then my job is done, and I'll be welcoming the nothing by that time..
my wife can cremate me in the backyard and flush my ashes..I don't give a shit..but our toilets flush really shitty tho..I'll prolly need like 4 or 5 flushes to get rid of me..
Last edited by horns666; 06-25-2006, 03:42 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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lol, this is awesome....check out this thread, the long post by FretsAflame...yep, the quiz has been posted before, but the story is hilarious :ROTF: 
http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/s...d.php?t=246025Comment
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here you go, lotsa cool stuff there:
http://www.tuckermax.com/
for some strange reason i think he might be pretty well known at your side of the sea, huh?
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that was pretty interesting..
no I never heard of this dude..
I knew a cop that went home with a tranny..yeah we all lined up to take a look at her brand new cootch at a strip club...but everytime I got next in line to take a peek..I ran to the back of the line..I never did look at it.
This dude I worked with ..Frank..he just got divorced..yep, he took the tranny home for a test drive..
I ripped on him pretty brutally the next day..he was still all happy..he didn't give a shit..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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Bwahaha, you were right, that was super funny!Originally posted by Fragle
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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"I love lamp""Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"Mr. Burgundy. You have a massive erection"Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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"Don't act like you're not impressed"
Me and the wife have been on a "40 year old virgin" and "Napolean Dynamite" kick ALL week..we watched them both about five times already..
when I really like something, I obsess over it..like these kinds of movies....I'm good like that!
Bill Z Bub's favorite comedys..well some that i'll never grow sick of
a short list..
Dumb and Dumber..
Orgazmo
Thre's Something about Mary
Anchorman
Team America
Spinal Tap
Harold and Kumar goes to white castle
Raising Arizona
The 40 year old virgin
Old School
Wedding Crashers
South Park movie..of course
Dogma"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
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Did you know that the riff in G N R's "Paradise City" is the EXACT same riff in Black Sabbath's "Zero the Hero" off the Born Again album..
to the T!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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