Bill's New Home

[lerxstcat]

oh geez, this ain't no good....i just found out that the daughter of my neighbour's brother (who's my best friend...my neighbour, that is) is WAY into me....thing is, she's 16 i'm almost 20....

now, is this a winner or a no-no situation?! i dunno....i mean, she's hot....

First, isn't 16 legal age for sex in Germany? If it is, then I see no problem as long as you mean to treat the girl well and not just fuck her. Your friend/neighbor is her uncle, so he wouldn't appreciate it if you just banged her.

But if you're sincere about something more, well 20 to 16 is not that big an age difference. Even here in the States many jurisdictions would seriously consider NOT prosecuting that because you're relatively young and she's relatively close to legal age. Now if she were 14 you'd be going to jail, or if you had prior run-ins with the law and it was something they could nail you for, then you might get hammered.

On the other hand, you're young and in a metal band! A relationship with a young girl like this would probably be serious - to her at least - and you probably couldn't have an open deal where you're permitted to get laid on the road. And you can figure at least one of your bandmates would rateyou out if you tried to get strange and hide it, because they'd love to get some 16-y.o. rebound puss too!

I dunno, maybe you Europeans are more worldly about these things, but I think if you try her you buy her, at least for a significant time, or you'd have problems with the neighbor's family. Damn, I talked myself into talking you out of it - maybe! :ROTF:

[horns666]

Rich is right..Girls are emotionally attached to their vaginas..for the most part..especially a young girl like this..

Guys shove their puds in anything..like vases and shit..we don't care..for the most part..

Everything worked out fine with Val and I..I met her the day after my 20th Birthday April 26th 1984, ..I was her first "serious" guy..hey, she got lucky.. ; )

so did I, we are still together and always will be..Val was just 16 and looked like she could be 14, but damn..oh man..I couldn't let this one get away..I didn't..I wanted it bad!!!

we got married on November 14th 1987..I was 23 and she was 19..I bought our first home and we both lived with our parents while I was getting our home all painted , fixed up and stuff..we moved in together the night of our marriage..we were going to go to Niagra Falls for a couple days..but some local little fuck knew we were out and kicked in the door..so we came home to that..there wasn't much to steal at the time..but needless to say we stayed home and had our honeymoon right there on the floor..then I fixed the locks on the door..

I wasn't a cop yet, and didn't get them involved..my way was much more effective..the old school way..the way my dad taught me..

I walked to his house two doors down ..dragged him off his porch and beat the crap outta him in front of his family ..no biggie..his parents hated him anywhoo..so I did everyone a favor..he moved out of town the next day..and never saw him again.

I made friends with his friends who were in the bands Decrepit and some in Incantation..I gave 'em bass lessons..there were nice kids..and they told me it was him and glad I got rid of him..he got other kids in trouble too, breaking in houses..

I remeber the first arguement me and Val ahd and she ran out the house all screaming like a ding bat..making all kinds of noises..I threw her cloathes over the bushes..so the neighbors across the street called the cops on me..hahhhaa..

They came, but by that time everything was cool..then a year later I was a cop and that neighbor and I laughed about it..I worked with his son..

My mom and dad and my sister lives next door with her family ..now the neighborhood is getting quite ummmm..diverse..if ya know what I mean..

OHHHHH....

Speaking of Diversity..let me ask you guys a question that still to this day I don't get..why is it a rule for young black folk ages approx 11-23 to walk right down the middle of all side streets..why is this mandatory..I just wanna know..you know excatly what I'm talking about, I'm sure you seen this for years..like I have.

Us cops don't even say anything..they all do it ..all day and night..it's so commonplace..we don't even pay attention to it..or have the time to be bothered with it..

This doesn't go on in the burbs..just the inner cities I've seen..on every single street..

Rich, Ron, John, Jack, Tommy, anyone..want to explain this mystery..

I don't think this was ever addressed..is this some rebellious act of some sort..when and why did this start..

they absolutely refuse to walk on the sidewalks..why?

Ron is there any info you may check into on this issue..

I'm just curious..

Bill

[RacerX]

Guys shove their puds in anything..like vases and shit..

Hey, man, speak for yourself! :ROTF:

[horns666]

For shits and giggles I'm going to try and do a google on this walking in the street shit..

[horns666]

Ahhh Ron we all have at least some bones in the closet(pun)..what did you try..a honeydew..a rabbit fur coat...couch cusions...something!!:ROTF:

[horns666]

...my very first try..and I already found tons of books on the subject..

http://books.google.com/books?q=blac...print&ct=title

[RacerX]

so did I, we are still together and always will be..Val was just 16 and looked like she could be 14, but damn..oh man..I couldn't let this one get away..I didn't..I wanted it bad!!!

we got married on November 14th 1987..I was 23 and she was 19..

Hey, man, you go on & on about ol' Val....let's see some pics of her from back then!!

[RacerX]

Damn you post whore!

[horns666]

Hey, man, you go on & on about ol' Val....let's see some pics of her from back then!!

Ahhh she's cute!!..she's still VERY cute..but Ron, you know I can't post pics..I'm silly stupid with that stuff...I would love too..

John will come over..maybe we'll take a few pics of this and that..


Hey I found this about those kids walking in the streets..see I'm not alone...

I travel Tilghman road every afternoon at 3:00 p.m. It is an everyday problem that I incur children of color etc walking down the middle of the street. When you beep at them to move you receive a glare that conveys that you are in the wrong for believing that cars belong in the street .... not children. I have been yelled at, cussed at, spit at, a couple of children play fighting even fell on my car as I waited at a stop sign. No apology...just finger pointing and laughing about the fact that they fell on my car. No respect! So, if you are a parent that has a child walking to and from school in this area, please please please talk to them concerning their safety as well as other's safety. I don't want to have a child hurt just because it is "COOL" to walk down the street and make cars stop for them until they get ready to move. Maybe a heavier police presence in this area for a while would solve the problem....Maybe fines for the parents of these children would solve the problem. Let's don't wait until someone gets hurt or killed before something is done!

see..

[RacerX]

Only thing I've heard of Bill, is in Tijuana - in some parts of town it's safer to walk in the street (next to parked cars, not in the middle) - rather than on the sidewalk. If you go to Mexico, it is common to see the native population there walking in the street, especially in dingier neighborhoods.

[horns666]

Oh, well maybe that's a good thing in Tijuana..I'm just talking 'bout Cleveland..nice sidewalks are provided but the kids refuse to use them..they insist on walking in the middle of the street..slowly..

Sometimes I see them touching the park cars as they pass..I think some are trying to see which ones have alarms..my mom's car alarm went of at 3 AM last week..

[RacerX]

Dunno, Bill...I don't see that happening around here...there are lots of pedestrians here...but the problems I see are littering, pushing stolen shopping carts, cars (and those trikes) driving by slowly with the speakers blasting, and fart cans on the cars setting off alarms.

[horns666]

Oh we got the boom box pollution here for sure..but I'm so guilty of settin off all the car alarms in my neighborhood..I really try not to..but the damn side pipes blow right at them...

[Emthrax]

"Speaking of Diversity..let me ask you guys a question that still to this day I don't get..why is it a rule for young black folk ages approx 11-23 to walk right down the middle of all side streets..why is this mandatory..I just wanna know..you know excatly what I'm talking about, I'm sure you seen this for years..like I have.

Us cops don't even say anything..they all do it ..all day and night..it's so commonplace..we don't even pay attention to it..or have the time to be bothered with it..

This doesn't go on in the burbs..just the inner cities I've seen..on every single street.."


Well.... out here in upper Mexico we don't have ANY sidewalks. Not one single one, nope. Nada. Zero. Zilcharoonie. There is not one single sidewalk in this entire town!
And... all of the Mexicans walk and drive right smack down the middle of the street. Sometimes they even stop to talk to other people and you either crash right into the back of them, or have to try to go around them, or yell at their ass to MOVE IT.
No offense intended to other Mexicans who may be reading this, but this is fact out here. God Im gonna miss this place.

[Emthrax]

OH... I forgot to mention the tailgate party a few weeks ago. Pickup trucks parked right smack in the middle of my street with beaners sitting in lawn chairs and loitering. That was fun. I need to take some pics, nobody I talk to ever believes this shit.