Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Can't wait for the youtube!

Me too..

You know, I haven't felt that pain free in five years..doing the 100 yard dash after that hoodrat..

I feel it now..Oh boy do I..Oi..ohhh man..

[Jack The Riffer]

Just dropping in to say hello. Been away for a few days due to more drama at the house and a douchebag at work. I hope everybody here is doing well. I'll be back once things are sorted out

[Emthrax]

High BillZBee!

Hey everyone! Just cruisin' through and I'm outta here. I've got aaaall sorts of shit goin' on over here, but nothing bad. My neighbor's dogs are turning me into a morning person though. Better than a canine murderer I suppose, it's not the doggy's fault their people are dillweeds.

Sorry to hear about your asshole neighbors, dear brother Bill. I think yours are definitely worse than mine! I thought you guys were moving?

Take care, Riffer Jack. I was thinking of you the other day.
Welcome back, Zerbman. Why the hell'd you come back? You crazy? Hahaha! Kidding. I'm kidding.

If you want to see what my album cover looks like, it's up at my site. www.dragonbait.net
Let me tell ya... this whole project has been a fucking nightmare since the music left my hands (last March!). But it's being done RIGHT, dammit, and that's all I care about.
One of my engineers (back in the mastering stage) lost his Dad in a tragic accident. Then my own manager (at a very reputable manufacturer) was fired for, I dunno... smoking crack for all I know. She never ran my project!
The only thing that went smoothly (other than my own work) was working with my graphic designer. He fucking rocks. I just let him do what he wanted and he did such a beautiful job. And on time too. (this was months ago, btw)

Love to all.
Ciao,
Emmy

[horns666]

Hello Emmy ..I saw your album cover..wow what a pretty picture of you..wowee...wowwe wow wow..

Would you like some Champange..???

You are are skittish..like Palimino...I LOVE that!!!

Well, we must tie up some loose ends at this homestead first before selling..must justify the asking price..it's a big house , therfore there's big stuff to do..

Yeah, I think we are going to bail..we just love our home..we'll NEVER have another one like it..that sucks to be honest..but at least I'll be in peace..

watch me move to a burb and live right next to the same shit!!!

I'll shoot the muthfuggas then..I'll just shoot 'em!!

Hello Jack, welcome to the club my friends..I'm getting to the point where I'm passed loathing mankind..I want to be a Uber-Hitler..and exterminte ..well about 2/3 of the world..everybody that sucks must DIE!!!!

that should about cover it..maybe..

I wouldn't have to move then..nobody would ..ever..

[horns666]

Ahhh since people are lame and don't give a fuck about a funny story..

I'll stick it here..so it can be ignored too..

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I know there was alot of Muslims at the airport..they were a pain in the ass, always yelling at the ticket agent girls..I LOVED that..!!!:ROTF:

I always scare the crap outta them and look all cool in front of the chickies..yeah baby..

There was this one Yellow Cab driver who was arrested over 25 times at the airport for disordely conduct after we confronted him for refusing fares..they had to waite for hours in a huge line and hope for a long meter ride..this dickweed always had a fit whenever he just had to go to the car rentals or somethin' just down the road..but that's the luck of the draw..

This cop Pat always fucked with him..he did most of the arresting...I never wanted to bother with the fucker..

One day this dick refuses a fair right in front of me..and the cab starter was insiting him to take the custumer..he was making all kinds of gay excuses..

So, I had to step in..this guy was a lil' fucker!!

I begged him to take his customer..he just refused with all kinds of stupid bullshit..

I told him to get out of the airport..he refused..

I told him to get out of the car ..he refused..

By this time...I'm grabing the cocksucker around his head and pulling him out the cab's driver's window..and his turbin falls off I got him in a headlock with his sweaty , nasty and stinky head ..People were laughing their asses off..I'm all stinky now and pissed off..this lil' fag still wants to resist..So I just choked the fuck and called him a "Dune Coon"..It jjust came out..I was fucking furious!!!

So anywhoo, he didn't like that too much..and kept saying "You called me Dune Coon".."I know what that is""..over and over again..as I was walking him threw the airport by his head..as soon as we get to my office..he demands to talk to my boss because of my insult...

I said..fucking whatever..go ahead...So my boss comes out all serious..or trying to be..and goes "Zurlo, what's goin' on"..I told him. He just kept yelling that I called him "Dune Coon"..my boss tried everything not to laugh..it didn't work..so I just threw him in the cell..

My boss goes "Dune Coon Huh??...that's NICE!!!"..he was purple from laughing..I was all Stinky and gooey and pissed...you say that kinda shit when your fightin' mad!!

I like that story!!!

[RacerX]

YAY! Cop stories! I love it, keep 'em comin!

[horns666]

Shit I had a GREAT one I wanted to share..oh man, I forgot what it was..it was a funny one..I was telling the wife the other day..she may have to remind me..

I'll remember...I'm just high..and sick..I gotta cold..ewwwwww..

It'll come to me..

[horns666]

Have you ever heard of a Sally Port party..had a bunch of those!!!

It's not funny nor the story..but whenever a very combative male was arrested..we signal a couple each other to meet us at the district..most of the time if you just said "combative" anything..they'll all jump right on it and ask you..where are you..I'll meet ya at the 4th..

That was bad bad news for the dude..

We would pull into the Sally Port.."The garage" to the jail..close the overhead door where there is no cameras and well..we insist on giving the cobative male the chance to "kick our ass"..they never do..well, I can't say that..one did come at me..yeah he was that F'd up..

I gave my gun to my partner and well..I gave him a crash course on the right way to treat the police..

then he was acting up again after ALL that at the booking window..I won't elaborate..but you get the idea..all I had to say.."Oh you wanna to go round 2...sure buddy..it's your call"..they wise up..

not always tho..one of the dicks from bone , thugs and Harmony came into the lobby and pushed my partner Sal and called him a n*****...no no no..

He went thru the candy bar vending machine..I was eatin' a Baby Ruth when I was booking him..

what was F'd up..during that VH demo..they were mixing their shit in the next room and heard me playing bass..so he popped his head in the room..I played it off of course..he looked at me strange and then asks if I was interested in playing and continued to encourage me..I said nicely.."No man, that's just not my kinda thing, I barely have time for this"..he couldn't place me..which was weird and he bailed...which was a good thing..I was out numbered..but I had my piece on me so, I didn't feel naked.!!

I gotta share that silly story..it is something I know I shouldn't say..but that's what makes these cool I guess..

[Endrik]

Bill, thanks for praising the G&L L-2000

I found a new bass player. He has the same influences as you: Wooten, Levin, Hamm etc.
He has tons of chops and is very musical. He is very groovy, does the 8 finger taping very well and is a monster of a slapper. He doesn't slap the usual way, but he does it like Wooten.
Anyway he really needed a new bass, but didn't know what to get. He needed something very versatile wich sounds very fat and smooth and is suitable for every style...jazz, funk, pop, rock, metal etc.
So I told him about the G&L L-2000, and now he is getting one soon.

[horns666]

Damn Dude..I need to get one again..they are the best in my book..E I had alot of very expensive basses..Ken Smith is my secong fave.."The Burner" bolt on series..not the neck thrus..I had Kubicki, Zon , Pedulla, Alembec, Stingrays, 4001 Rics, P basses, Specters, Warwick..The G & L KILLED them all..espcially for slap and tapping..awesome basses..I can't praise them enough!!

You can't go wrong man..they have the MOST testosterone for jazz/funk/fusion..and the beefiest bass pups made..The Magnectic Fiels active w/ nine volt..gave you one hell of a boost..and any tone you need on tap..

Let me know how he likes it man..I really wanna know..I had the action playing like butter with always a fresh set of rotosounds 105s on it...changed them every other gig religiously..it growled!!

I like a crisp piano like tone..I always go for that kinda sound..

[horns666]

Oh and Carvin Red Eye stacks are the shit..they rival my second fave the classic all tube Ampeg SVT stack..had 'em both..a few times..I went thru and tried a lot of gear..back then!!

[Emthrax]

New instrumental Emmy song posted in the mp3s.

[horns666]

OK sis..I'm there!!

[Endrik]

Bill, so you like the old SVTs more than the new ones?

A lot of players these days are using the new ones, those short heads with multiband EQ and solid state power section. Their sound is very clear and punchy.
But some amp gurus have told me that those vintage all tube SVT big heads destroy the new ones. The old ones have a better spectrum, they cover all the ranges and they are super powerfull.

Btw. do you like EBS amps? Guys like Marcus Miller, Victor Bailey and Stanley Clarke are using them. Marcus Miller has probably the sweetest tone I've ever heard.

Also wich cabs you perfer, with 10" or 15" speakers and why?

[horns666]

The new Ampeg stuff is overpriced pieces of shit, the higher end stuff anyway..here's my experience!!

I bought the all tube SVT II Stack when it came out..w a 1-15" and a 4-10 cabs..

There is a brite switch on that head, as soon as I turned it on..the 4 10s would literally light up..like a light bulb..with a very high pitched squeal..like a dog whistele..

Of course I retuned it..and got another same set up..took it home..and it did it again..

The dude didn't belive it..so I showed him..well he knew I wasn't lying..

I also bought the Ampeg VL 100 Lee Jackson head (Zakk endorsed them)..I bought two of them..one wEL34s..one came with 6550s..the one with the EL34s started on fire..melting the tucked in tolex behind the back grill and haly of the plastic vent on top was melted and warped..it stunk up my room for a year..which I thought smeeled pretty good really..

I had two old mid 70's SVTs w/ the 8 10 cab..that was NICE..but heavy as hell to move..obniously...sounded killer tho..

but my favorite bass amps of all are the Carvin stacks..they rule..I playes a lot of shows without an issue and I got compliment like crazy with that amp..

The openers always used it..some of them went out immediately and bought them..

Carvin should pay me..because I sold so many of their amps around here..prolly six stacks that I know of..

I've played some decent SS Ampegs that were cool since..I would never buy anything "Tube" from Ampeg again..no way!!

three strikes and they're out!