Bill's New Home

[RacerX]

Wait I got more!

I found the clip on youtube!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DWfSpSOMe8k

[horns666]

Toejam just asked about a movie in that bad band name thread...

Of course Ron does his thing and comes up with this beautiful tidbit..

This is lyrics of a song from a old Muppets movie..check this out..Titled..

EMETT OTTER'S JUG-HEAD CHRISTMAS...a christmas special..

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River Bottom Nightmare Band
We take what we want
We do anything that we wish
We got no respect
For animal birdy or fish

The grass does not grow
On the places where we stop and stand
River Bottom Nightmare Band

We know we're a mess
But I does not like to be clean
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean

We don't wish to learn
But we hate what we don't understand
River Bottom

When you see us comin'
You better startin' runnin'
We're always startin' trouble
And we're happiest when things are outta hand

Rivers are for boilin'
Parties are for spoilin'
We either like to sit and pout
Or else go out and terrorize our land
River Bottom Nightmare Band

We laugh in your face
Or we practice our growl and our sneer
We break up your place
We are dangerous when we are near

And when we are done with our song
Who will get the biggest hand?
Who?
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
River Bottom Nightmare Band!



what's with 70's kids movies..why do they all have to be disturbing in some way..like that scene on the boat in Willie Wonka..I like it, but I don't get it..Drugs I'm thinkin'..

[RacerX]

Bill, I'm watching the South Park where the guys start competing bands and download Judas Priest!
The FBI guy takes em to Lars Ulrich's house where he's crying cuz he has to wait a few months to buy a gold-plated pool

http://www.tv.com/south-park/christi...2/summary.html

[horns666]

Wait I got more!

I found the clip on youtube!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DWfSpSOMe8k

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

Yes, DRUGS indeed!!

Damn Ron..you go boyeeeee..

check out that Bootsy Bass on the purple eel..NICE!!

Dude you did post this on that thread..yes?

[RacerX]

Yes of course!

So Park:

Cartman, sarcastic: Oh you guys are real hard core.
Christian Metal band Sanctified: You bet your gosh darn rear end we are!

[horns666]

Bill, I'm watching the South Park where the guys start competing bands and download Judas Priest!
The FBI guy takes em to Lars Ulrich's house where he's crying cuz he has to wait a few months to buy a gold-plated pool

http://www.tv.com/south-park/christi...2/summary.html

I watched that one about a hundred times..my VERY fave..Faith +1..I taped that one!!

"Shaaaaaaaaadddap, I got something to show you and you're not going to like it!!"..
MOOP...

I'm, going to sample what Cartman says at the end..for a song..My singer was a Christian, a iffy one.. until he met me..he's totally down with it now..before he never wanted to swear..now I can't stop him..

I have that effect on people..well some.

Ron did you hear the new Slayer..I was never into their lyrics much..but Cult and Skeleton Christ are my new theme songs..man, it's like I wrote 'em..

My wife said that Kerry and I must have been seperated at birth..

[RacerX]

I checked out one song off the new CD...didn't like it...then again I didn't like GHUA...I like the 1986-1990 era best, RIB, SoH, SitA.

[horns666]

Yes of course!

So Park:

Cartman, sarcastic: Oh you guys are real hard core.
Christian Metal band Sanctified: You bet your gosh darn rear end we are!

Yeah..then he puts them in the closet..

Cartman.."Token, how many times do I have to tell you..your black..you can play bass"

"You bet your gosh darn rear end we are"..

South Park..my favorite show of all time..to me it's THE best show ever created by man..ever!!

I sound like Will Ferrell doing James Lipton..I think that's his name..

[RacerX]

I'm, going to sample what Cartman says at the end..for a song..

Yeah but, Token kicks Cartman's ass after he disses Jesus...then Butters farts on him and says "F you, Eric"

Message from Trey & Matt: Anti Christ = Loser

[horns666]

Yeah but, Token kicks Cartman's ass after he disses Jesus...then Butters farts on him and says "F you, Eric"

Message from Trey & Matt: Anti Christ = Loser

I know..well I don't know if that's the message..Cartman's just an evil asshole...hmmmmm like someone I know..

he gets F'd in the A a lot of times..

It's just cool to hear his voice say THAT!!..I must use it!!...I Must!!!

[RacerX]

Now they're rescuing the veal...Cartman forces Kyle to kiss his ass (ghey) and then farts in his face ewwwwwwwwwww!

[horns666]

Now they're rescuing the veal...Cartman forces Kyle to kiss his ass (ghey) and then farts in his face ewwwwwwwwwww!

Cartman rules..he loves Kyle. He does..he couldn't be evil without him..that's all the fun..well for Cartman.

[horns666]

Well Vinny at school..just dropped him off. man is he all worked up about the teacher he got this year..she taught him English last year and is "strict" I guess and like to issue detentions often..it's her style..everyone is different..and he KNOWS strict..fuck I must make the worst teacher in the world look like a fuggin' puss..

So we been having some pep talks..he's in 6th grade..man, he never took it bad like this not since he was little..

He'll get over it..after today..I'm assuming he'll be back on thrack..

Viny brings alot of stuff on himself..he inheroted alot of ME in him..he likes attention, he always has to get tye last word, and is easily distracted to amuse himself ..or laughing at others..he pretty animated..like me.

I sucked in school..the nuns beat my ass on a daily basis..I lived in the principal's office..literally.,,or the hallways..where I never stayed put..

I refused to do fire drill and said shit that always scared the class and the teacher when they made me do thgem..like .."Oh boy..the roff is caving in by now..lots of smoke..can't breathe..can't see..we're dead"..

"Zurlo..you Ffffffffffffffffffff..get the the principals office NOW!! "..

Some of those teachers were dicks..especially those nuns..kids like me broke them..they'd still be beating ass if it weren't for me!!

So, I think I gave him good advice on what not to do..I been there..I know how to get in trouble..now I know what it takes to avoid it..

I think I did a good job so far..he's very good and smart student..but not left to his own..he needs "pressure" to keep in check..he likes to F off alot..it's in the DNA..so I know this..

I hated every once of school with a passion..if it wern't for my dad I would have NEVER finished.

[RacerX]

I love my Uberschall you would think that is harmonic friendly..it's not..I'm able to nail all the "safe" note..the ones that always "ring"..but the rest is like pulling teeth..

When I plug into my Marhall Rig..9200w/5881s/JMP-1/JFX-1..I can nail every note on the neck on every string and they sing evertime..for leads the Marshall is much more "lively" and "trick" friendly than the Uberschall..

Bill, what about the 5150 for harmonics?

[VitaminG]

He'll get over it..after today..I'm assuming he'll be back on thrack..

You wanna watch him on that shit, Bill. You don't want him getting a thrack addiction.....