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There is places in the world that sound nasty..like Lake Titty Cha Cha..
who in the fuck named that place??
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
These Xanax-Opiate Carmel Tar Frappuccino's are even better. at any price.
Who wants to try one? no fukk that, i take it back, they're justfor me.
Tommy, Just picked up my 90 count monthly supply just now..they are truly a life saver for me..and others who get in my way..I'm an evil muthafucka Joe!!
I'm a total spaz without them..I do three a day. everyday..doctors orders. Totally free, paid for by the state of Ohio..thats even better!!
Bill Z Spaz
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
TJ Super-500 this weekend Bill. 90 is good for about 3 days for me, but others are involved. 2.0, nothing less, along with a , aww forget it, it's not good to yap about.
Remember I told you that my doc gives me ambien on occassion for my uber insominia..
Everytime I take some I do "something" I don't remember that is absolutely ridiculous..
Well, I took TWO 10 mg pills last nite..but I didn't go to bed right away..NOOOOoooo..oh oh..
Instead I had an Idea!!!
I made a HUGE Tuna salad...my own creation..It was a kinda of a .."Fuggit..lets put this in there" kinda thing ..
Here is the recipe, that I could remember..
One big metal mixing bowl..
4 cans of Chicken of the sea white albacore...of course.
a half cup of peanut butter..super chunky..
A chopped stalk of celery..
some chopped baby carrots..
A few table spoons of cinnimon and sugar..
a half a cup of real Mayo..
A dash of garlic powder..
Salt and pepper to taste..I had to..it seemed perfect..
mix very well and put in fridge!!
Wake up the next day open Fridge and go.."Oh..what the fuck"???!!!
My wife just punched me three times in the arm "hard" for wasting well over 10 dollars of groceries making this crap..
SCREAMING..
"Your eating this crap..why do they give you those??":ROTF:
All I could do was laugh and and try to apologize..I kept laughing until she did...
well I said it could've been worse..we could of had sex..you remebner the last time we tried that when I was on ambien..that won't happen again..
AMBIEN ..you may as well eat a shitload of acid..it does the same damn thing...I was trippin' Ballz..
Advise to those who will ever take Ambien..if and when you ever do..GO TO FUCKIN' BED!!!
Don't stay up , and get an idea..you'll regret it everytime..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Omigod BillZ.. you know what?
That actually sounds really good.
Em, I was starving, so before I tossed this morning I tried it..
So I made a quick sandwich..WTF right??
It was the peanut butter..if I left that out..if would have been great!!
It wasn't as bad as it sounds..actually..it was pretty good.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Tommy..Ambien effects people differently...I totally trip balls when I take it..:ROTF:
I got two more..I'll save those for a special occassion..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
but the ambiens are mine..I'll eat those..maybe tonight!!
This time I'm locking myself in the room..just in case I get any more "ideas" in my stupor!!
Shopping for metal now..I'll be At Century Media ALL day..must see what's up..it
s been over a month since I got some metal..that's crazy!!
I'll be missing Kamelot today..John N called and wants you to go ..he also needs you to fix his PC ..and his secretart wan'ts your PP ..maybe..then agian maybe not..she hasn't a clue..
I like his assistant those..NICE!!
John N..AKA "Dr. Giggles" is our Doctor" friend..he's an oral surgeon..he's a dick..but he's cool!
Once I woke up in his chair with my pants unbuttoned..
Last edited by horns666; 09-28-2006, 10:07 AM.
Reason: FAG!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
jeez, I totally pull off a commando mission south and everybody doesn't want
"ice cream" bars anymore. I tell ya, no matter what I try, it doesn't work, so I am not going to work anymore. And when I get tossed in the street I will be forced to knock off the nearest wells fargo. And I'm not sharing the money with anyone.
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