Bill's New Home

[Endrik]

Bill, have you ever used Funk Fingers, you know those "drum sticks" that Tony Levin uses to play his bass?

[horns666]

Bill, have you ever used Funk Fingers, you know those "drum sticks" that Tony Levin uses to play his bass?

No..I seen him use them a couple times with Peter Gabriel, pretty cool..nope I just slapped and tapped my ass off for hours on end each day..for years on end to a couple presets on a drum machine..

so all my tapping shit could easily be applied to any drummer..I mean if it's not "musical" why bother..

[horns666]

Hey Guys...I think this is the greatest video posted on this forum since I've been here..

gather 'round with the entire family and enjoy...for it is pure cinematic splendor at it's finest!!!!

I give you Johnny Knoxville in..The Ringer 2..with special guest Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld!!!

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=452

[Endrik]

Bill, I finally uploaded that cool John Sykes video, I've never seen it on the net before, check it out.

http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?p=794351#post794351

[horns666]

Went to a car show with my ride today..was offered to put my car on a calander..NICE!

what's even better this is the second time I completely smoked a brand new C6 vette like nuthin', thios guy was a friend of mine at the shows..we were just curious....I mean there is NO race..I KNOW once we get to about 120-130 MPH , he would start to kill me , but on the street..I'm King Kong!!

that just gives me major wood!!

[horns666]

Hey, I got a call from that dude about my car on a calender..kick ass..he wants to come out this week and take pics..

Cool!

Here's his buisness...http://finalvelocityperformance.com/

maybe I'll pose with it wearing my speedo and cape!!

[lerxstcat]

Hey, I got a call from that dude about my car on a calender..kick ass..he wants to come out this week and take pics..

Cool!

Here's his buisness...http://finalvelocityperformance.com/

maybe I'll pose with it wearing my speedo and cape!!

"Good EVENING! I am Count Bubula, and this is my pet Cobra! Careful, if does BITE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[horns666]

"Good EVENING! I am Count Bubula, and this is my pet Cobra! Careful, if does BITE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Count Bubula...Count Fagula..more like it!!

[VitaminG]

I'm gonna do a Bill - I already posted this somewhere else, but it amused me so I'm going to post it here too.

I picked up the new Evergrey cd, Monday Morning Apocalypse yesterday.

I think it's cool how the lyrics are written out on police reports. Funny too, that lyrics for The Curtain Fall is on Queensland Police Service letterhead. I get off my bus for work right across the road on Roma St.

I know, no one else could give two shits

[atomic charvel guy]

Billy,
you have a banana hammock and a cape? grape smuggler, whatever you want to call it. where's the pics?

[Endrik]

Bill, have you welcomed this guy http://www.jcfonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60487

I laughed my ass of when I saw that thread.


newb with a sense of humour

[horns666]

Yer Right Gary I always do that ..if I like anything I say on another thread.. sometimes I'll throw it here too..for my own muse.. like.."Go fuck a duck on a big red truck because you fuggin' suck"..see

Tommy, I have a bunch of pics and could take many more..but I can't post them ..'cuz I'm a 'tard..

E..no I haven't met Lord noobus yet..but if he's stays around..I'm certain we'll bump heads right then and there..man, those pics were disturbing..I think I gotta a virus, I clicked on the link..and both me and my computer went FUCK YOU!!!!

[horns666]

Well some cool news that came out of the blue..apparently the classic metal band Attaxe is doing very well in Europe especially Germany. So the singer called me up and asked if I would do two more bass tracks to a couple new songs..and wants to do a photo shoot with the current line up this Sunday for promotion I guess..

The guitarist is Paul of Dark Arena/Antithesis and is a pretty bad SOB around these parts..he's doing all the rythm tracks but Juan the singer wants ME to do the solos this time too..they are recording these tracks in December..I have an idea what licks I'll throw at them, but I need to hear the songs to make them fit..I must represent..my goal is to kick the dick off my friend Paul..I will bring my best game..I'm goin' Loomis on their asses with this one..I got something to prove..I'm doing this for me!!

My friends..please send me all your positive energy and mojo..I want to make a statement that will shock and awe..!!!

This is a big goal for me..

Rumor has it that Andy Sneap is doing the drum tracks.., holy shit..It would be a dream if he could do the guitar tone for me..but this is prolly unlikely..but he'll be there when I'm recording ..so I'll get to kiss his ass..

I heard he just did the drums for the new Cradle of Filth and he'll be at the studio I'm recording at..working with Chimaria(sp) drums as well..I was told that drums is his specialty..I always thought it was guitar..go figure..

[VitaminG]

I thought it was his job to make all those Kranks sound good!

that's awesome, Bill. Big Mojo heading your way. And let us know when the disc is available.

[horns666]

I thought it was his job to make all those Kranks sound good!

that's awesome, Bill. Big Mojo heading your way. And let us know when the disc is available.

Ya Damn Right Gary and thank you..He gets those things sounding AWESOME in the studio..I'd like to see what he could make the Uber sound like..it's gotta be good...that dude has his shit together!!

He's akiller player in his own right..Sabbat was fuggin' killer back in the day!!

Thanks Gary..I'm going for the throat on this one..I don't want anyone in the same room when I'm throwin' it down..don't want anyone fuckin' up the vibe..I'm prolly gonna be making some silly faces in there..don't need the self conscience thing gettin' in the way..