Bill's New Home

[horns666]

6000!!!

I had to do it...now I gotta wait 'till 6,666..just to be EXTRA "evil!

Ohhhhhhh....>

[fett]

I'm perplexed. And it has to do with all the noobs and the whining and the handholding and the bitching and moaning and the general bad vibes that seem to be eating this board up. Bill, help me.

[horns666]

I'm perplexed. And it has to do with all the noobs and the whining and the handholding and the bitching and moaning and the general bad vibes that seem to be eating this board up. Bill, help me.

Fett ..Fuggums ...god people won't bring you down..those who drain your energy or do bring you down are psychic vampires and they will suck you dry...beware..plenty of those..

I had a few here myself..but I drove a stake up their fuggin' asses and broke it off..all of them...poof GONE..

I'm Bill Z Bub..I will not give into nor bend for such a lot..for they are truly ghey, they are but nodules on my beanbag!!

I claim what's mine..and this is my home..it's a great place, I love it..and appreciate it very much..

Avoid those who are ghey and enjoy your friends..we have plenty of friends here man..talk to them..

I pick my friends..they don't pick me..

I don't befriend douchebags..no matter how much they beg for my attention!!

Let "stupid" go in one eye and out the other..unless they tread on you..then let them have it with both barrels..without mercy!!

Treat others how they treat you..

I even do one better than that..

If someone gives me respect.. I'll give them the world..if they disrespect me..I will fuck their day up everytime..sometimes their life, and rejoice in their misery!

That shit gives me wood, because I can be either be one hell of a nice guy or the nastiest, evil muthfugger you have ever met..that choice is up to them, and it makes no difference to me..

Now let's say the other past TWO threads of mine wasn't deleted due to such "douchbaggery"..whom are no longer here...this would be one big ass thread..this thread is just half of what it should be, ..Well that's not all true..one was lost due to a JCF upgrade and all efforts were exhausted by Jeremy, who is fuggin' awesome!

I know how to handle shit here now..I don't get vicious for "petty" stuff anymore..that shit gets old..but if I do..I don't bring it here..not even if I'm baited..which has happened before..don't want this thread going bye bye..it's a good thread..a fun thread for my friends..old and new, and it it does..I'd prolly bail...possibly.

Now, I apply my "street smarts" and logic right here..even more so..

Rev. B Fuggums..aka.."Bill Z Bub"...aka "Horns666"..aka.."Italian Ice"..

BTW I can't wait to see half naked models humping my ride tomorrow..neither can Vinny..that's my boy!!

I sure hope it don't rain..

[horns666]

OK then, On a better note..I gots to wakes up nice and early at the crack of noon..for the titty girls who want to pose with my ride..Vinny can't waite either..he's prolly pitchin' a tent just thinkin' about it..he's my kid..whatta U expect..???!!

This should be fun..can't waite to get a calendar..How fuggin' cool is that...none...none more cool!!
MY PP!!!!!
Take a picture of THAT..That's what I think!!

'Z Bub

[lerxstcat]

Be extra watchful when it's time for the bikini babes to leave, Bill... Vinny will probably try to stow away with 'em. Catch that smell and he'll hit the roof, dont'cha know!

[axeman81]

hey Bill, whatsup? how did ya like the new Maiden album? have you given Communic a spin yet?

- Rune.

[Endrik]

finally I have a week off and can rest of the busy world...uhh and it started snowing today...wich kinda blows...but I'm still gonna have good time and get my noodle wet.

[horns666]

OMFG..The picture shoot was incredible..I had the hottest chick straddling my ride..her top just went to the top of her panties..she looked like a much hotter Carmela DeCesare (sp)..Vinny was fuggin' freakin'..

I took a pic with her too..she was a tall girl wearing 5 " clear translusent heels..fuggin' nice , that's for sure..my wife got a kick out of it..

what was really funny..was at that very moment of sex and indulgence ..my next door neighbor decided to have a halloween party for the kiddies , they were playing hide and Go seek, until they saw a half naked hottie all over my car..

Man, these guys were pros..they brought out all the lighting and cameras and whatnots..there was three more girls with her..they did four cars that day inluding my car show freind's Ford GT..My girl was perfect..she had raven black long hair, green eyes, and a great bod, very tall..man what an ass..and legs that go forever..wowee..

Hopefully soon, you'll get to see yours truly, and a good pic of my ride and some nice eye candy..it put a smile on my face..damn!!


it was a beautiful sunny day but very cold and windy day..my car will be the month of October..and I will post pics as soon as I get them..they took the pics at my house..and the girls loved my place..one chick in particulair..she was making monkey shines at me..she wanted this Bubster's Pudster..

Vinny took a pic with here too..by that time she was shivering..she was out there posing for about 20+ minutes or so..took a lot of pics..can't waite to see 'em!!

I had the hottest chick of the four..cool..make my ride look that much better!!

Yes, Communic's second..just opened it last night..my wife thought it was Nevermore..that dude should pay royalties to Warrel Dane, no shit..good stuff tho..very quality metal..the guitarist isn't all that tho...I can shred his ass..but Loomis can shred mine..so I guess I'm somewhare in the middle..

Looks like I'll be hittin' the studio soon..John Comprix wants to record me and let me use his drummer of Beyond Fear..sounds good to me..as a favor...favors are good..

I'm finishing up on a song I really love..I need a good corus part..I'm stuck at this point..I have a billion ideas , but think none of them fit well..I'll leave that to Ty..he's got an ear to what he wants it arranged to sing to..Too bad he can't bury the hatchet with Paul of Dark Arena..he would LOVE to join this camp..but Ty won't have it..no way..he's a very good player..you should check them out..musically much more challenging than Communic and a much better guitarist. Curran Murphy (Annhilator) is producing their next one..I may guest on that as well..

I'll be hitting the studio to do a solo spot on another Attaxe song this December..cool..I'll bring my A game..and kick ass!!

[Endrik]

awsome!

so did Vinny made his move?

[horns666]

awsome!

so did Vinny made his move?

...are you kiddin'..he's thinks he got game until it's in his face..she had that initimidating kind of hotness..Playboy caliber..

He was literally hiding behind me ..being all shy..Hey, I was like him at his age, until I got to know girls and people in general..I talk to them all the same..I'm just confident and it shows..and most people dig that..girls especially..the ones that don't dig my style ar dorks anywoo in my experience.

Hey, I'll be the first one to admit I'm no Mr. GQ..far fuggin' from it..but girls find me charming ..they like that "bad boy" thaing...and I do that very well..

Vinny..hahhaa..the apple doesn't fall from the tree..I told him right in front of her.."Hey you finish school, kick ass and make tons of money and you'll be bringing that home to daddy"..that's when she smirked and he hid behind my back going..."awwwwwwwwwww dad!!"..:ROTF:

Then I said.."go over there and take a picture with that hottie, ya know you want to" then I pushed him over there...we all laughed..and he went over and took his pic..she gave him a peck on the cheek and then he was all happy!!!!

That one will be one his wall..prolly with a hole in it...

[lerxstcat]

Make sure he's got condoms Bill.... he may be shy NOW but when the ice breaks he'll be swimming like a shark! You're a little young to be a grandpa yet, so best be making sure he's equipped with protection. He just turned 12? or 13? Either way he'll catch that smell and HIT the roof pretty soon!

[Endrik]

Rich, you are so right.

I lost my virginity when I was 10 and I didn't know anything about condoms. Luckly my organism didn't produced sperm at that time, by the time it did (a couple of years later) I wore a rubber. But it was thanks to my own research. My parents didn't told me anything about sex.

It's kinda weird, my parents aren't anti-sexual, infact they are the opposite of it, they give pornographic cards for friends' birthdays, they have two bronze cock "sculptures" in living room and whatnot

But they never told me about sex, they aren't shy but I don't know what's the reason.

They knew that I was different from the other kids. I had erection all the time since the age of 3-4. They probably thought I was somekind of a freak. I didn't know what was wrong with me. I had a boner all the time. I rubbed my weenie against everything to get an orgasm...bed, walls, pillows, floor, trees etc.
And my parents discovered me many times doing it, and they yelled at me, but I didn't know I was doing wrong.

So it was a very confusing time for me.
But I discovered dirty magazines and movies. And I'm very glad that I did. Then I understood what's going on

And well I wanted to try that with a girl, and when I was 10 it did happen. The girl was just a little bit older than me. The girl wanted to explore just like me, to do it like in the magazines. And from that time I regulary started doing it. I read about condoms in a porn mag.
The "juice" started coming out when I was 12-13. I had rubbers wich I stoled from my dad or from my friends' dads

Funny, I started wanking when I was about 13, It felt uncomfortable before, It was only rubbing against things or having sex. No wanking


Shyness can be fallacious. I was the shyest guy when it came to girls when I was with my friends or family. I acted like I hated girls.
But when I was with the girl(s) alone, I was da man :ROTF:

My first fight was because of a girl, it was in a kindergarden, I was the first one in the school who was going out with a girl, I was 7 then.
But when I started having sex and whatnot (and even a little bit before that) I was super shy when I was with other people. Other kids played with toys, I played with pussy

By the time all the boys at my age were wanking off and talked about big titted babes, I said I don't care about those things, they probably thought I was a faggot or something.

When I turned to 14 I was a real riot and didn't give a fuck about other's opinion anymore. So then all my firends saw me turning to a badass mofo who was chasing all the girls. Since the age of 17 I talked about how to eat pussy or things like that in front of teachers, random girls, in all the public places etc. But it was mostly outside of my class, because my classmates had knew me for a long time like my parents. I was used to be shy with them, I wasn't shy anymore but I just didn't talked about those things with them.

And even this day I never speak about my GFs, sex-trips, orgys, one nighters or whatever with my parents or relatives. All my friends know me as a huge fucking horn-bag. My parents have only heard some stories, if they bring the subject up I just say whatever. I think they have a clue about who I really am though. But it's kinda sad that they didn't talked with me about sex when it was the right time.

If I happen to have a kid, I will make things clear for him very early and get him a prostitute

[horns666]

I got stories..just waite 'till I have the time..

I want to share them with you..and they are absolutely ridiculous..unlike all my other posts..

[Cleveland Metal]

No wonder Endrik and Bill get along. They sound like the same person!

Come to think of it, I've never seen them both together in the same place... Coincidence??? Hmm...

[horns666]

Me and E in the same room together would be pure Armageddon..

I even tinks it's mentioned in The Bible..somewhere in Revelations..I'm sure it is!!

Dats what I tink!