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  • I think there would be a lot of dickslaping in that room
    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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    • This winter should be the epicenter of a real live bender, we'll all go to the NAMM show for 10 minutes or so, and then it's off to the BAMM show.
      BOXASSMAMMORYMEMORIES LIVE IN BCB STARRING THE BIGGEST HEADACHES ON THE BOARD, filmed in it's finest moments, and directed by
      Atomic Charcoal Guy, Sweet William the 3rd of Fuggum, Johnny 'young Box" Cleveland, Endrink Maripanic, Jack the Designated Magic Carpet Rider Riffer, LurksBCBStreetCats, Viagramin G, and in his first appearance on film ever, Tar Baby Fraser, StuperJU87, and any other people who have posted on the internet and want to have a sick couple of nights while the NAMM show gets completely upstaged by the BAMM show, a fabulous disaster that will be nothing but outregeous fun and easily put together. I think I need to have one true masterpiece bender from which to be remembered by whenever my time comes. Don't worry about any police action, high costs of beverages, fuel for the carpet to cruise on, and fuel to make it something to remember only through the magic of film as nobody would believe it anyway. Who's in? we'll treat it like a limited run of custom guitars but it's unlimited. Last one standing gets his head beaten in for making noise. i can picture us all there right now all hanging upside down from the living room ceiling sleeping until it gets dark out again. This could be good. PM me for choice spots.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • Charcoal Guy, did you get my box yet? it's essential for the event you just described.

        If not, then you have to wait more, the shipping is damn slow.
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • Mr Tommy, are you gonna be touring this show? If so, save me a place on the UK leg!

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          • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
            This winter should be the epicenter of a real live bender, we'll all go to the NAMM show for 10 minutes or so, and then it's off to the BAMM show.
            BOXASSMAMMORYMEMORIES LIVE IN BCB STARRING THE BIGGEST HEADACHES ON THE BOARD, filmed in it's finest moments, and directed by
            Atomic Charcoal Guy, Sweet William the 3rd of Fuggum, Johnny 'young Box" Cleveland, Endrink Maripanic, Jack the Designated Magic Carpet Rider Riffer, LurksBCBStreetCats, Viagramin G, and in his first appearance on film ever, Tar Baby Fraser, StuperJU87, and any other people who have posted on the internet and want to have a sick couple of nights while the NAMM show gets completely upstaged by the BAMM show, a fabulous disaster that will be nothing but outregeous fun and easily put together. I think I need to have one true masterpiece bender from which to be remembered by whenever my time comes. Don't worry about any police action, high costs of beverages, fuel for the carpet to cruise on, and fuel to make it something to remember only through the magic of film as nobody would believe it anyway. Who's in? we'll treat it like a limited run of custom guitars but it's unlimited. Last one standing gets his head beaten in for making noise. i can picture us all there right now all hanging upside down from the living room ceiling sleeping until it gets dark out again. This could be good. PM me for choice spots.
            Dude that owns..Now that's a fuggin' peach..BAMM!!! The "real"..BAD ASS MUTHAFUGGIN' MEN..of the JC-muthafuggin' F..!!!

            Fuck..this Winter..I may be game for this shit..filmed on location at BCB by The Atomic Sugartwinkie Slayer ..I gotta drag John to this one..John we're highjackin' a plane to Cali!!!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • Fuggit..It's my night..Vinny feels to "old" to go Trick or Treatin', he just turned 12 but looks about 14 or so (Mustache) ..and he don't want to pass out candy either..not even in our cool haunted lookin' castle..I asked .."Why Vinny...why not??"..

              Vinny's response;.."Dad, that's dumb, we bought all that awesome candy and you want to give it away..why???!!.."

              That's MY boy..

              I looked at him, and said "Vin..you da man..Let's eat that fuggin' candy and watch a scary movie..ahhh fuggums"

              "Yeah, Dad, fuggums!!"

              Can I get a HUGE "Fuggums" for my smart boy, a chip off the ol' block..the next generation of a true Zurlo...My legacy WILL continue for years..decades to come..quite possible the next metal god in waiting..!!!

              STAND UP and be counted..I will show this to Vinny when he gets home from school..

              Now gimme the biggest FUGGUMS you possibly can!

              FUGGUMS..!!!!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • my balls itch
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • oops sorry!!! I mean


                  FUGGUMS
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • Nice..E..But I really need a huge row...of

                    FUGGUMS...
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • OH Thank Brother E...Thank you yes..YES!!

                      FUGGUMS

                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • damn, today is fucking booring, raining and shit and no good parties, I spend the whole day in the home, friends called me to play pool with them, but I said I only play pool with my tool so all I have to say is

                        FUGGUMS
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • C'mon Everbody..Fuggums for my son Vinny..he's going to count how many by the end of the night!!

                          Ohhh..

                          FUGGUMS
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • Yeah, I'm just hanging too..raining and shit...the wife's on the rag..I'm going to go poop and pop pills now..and listen to some Jorn Lande..

                            so..

                            FUGGUMS
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • I saw the saddest movie ever yesterday... "About Schmitd" starring Jack Nicholson who did really amazing job. It's so brutal and kick in the ass reality check it's not even funny. I think everyone needs to see it, specially the people in my age, then shit their pants after seeing that way of life wich is how most of the people really live and say

                              FUGGUMS
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • Jorn Lande...does he still sing in Masterplan? I think they are coming here with Saxon. Maybe I'll go see 'em If I'm bored

                                I'm listening to

                                BLUE MURDER
                                it's so good, when someone wants me to turn it down, I'll say

                                FUGGUMS

                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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