Bill's New Home

[horns666]

Ron, that sounds great..I used to be able to drink..I just can't anymore..kinda sucks really..I get sick way too easy..I'm a total lightweight..

Last night wasn't a good wasted..I was actually worried..until it started to wear off..

I couldn't walk..I was crawling on the floor..like a dick!

falling down the stairs..good thing I was wasted..or that would have probably hurt..

[RacerX]

I couldn't walk..I was crawling on the floor..like a dick!

Billzy, do you need those pill boxes that seniors use? :ROTF:

I know you're getting old & confused!

[horns666]

Billzy, do you need those pill boxes that seniors use? :ROTF:

I know you're getting old & confused!

Yes, that's exactly what I need!!..

[RattleHead]

Damn did I ever get wasted Saturday night. Yesterday was terrible haha.

[horns666]

Damn did I ever get wasted Saturday night. Yesterday was terrible haha.

Man, I'm sick..I din't pop anything but my xannys and went to bed at 5 AM..just woke up about an hour ago..

fuggit..

[atomic charvel guy]

I can't even jump into this one, you'd all be in complete shock on what gives me a buzz, it's a brutally fine assault on the senses.

[horns666]

Guys..

I have a issue going on with my voice box..I strained it when I was yelling at those dicks that live behind me back in July..I realy blew a gasket, I'm been really horse to the point where I can't even talk to John on the phone.. he can't uderstand me when I leave a message..I sound all garbled..I been so side tracked with my wife making her appointments and my son's doctor appointments..and keeping my med refill and my shrink appointments..and to tell you the truth..I really don't want to go to the doctors and get that scope down my throat..which will cost me time and money to tell me I have laryngitis..I may developed a node on my vocals chords..I looked into it on the internet..I don't feel sick, or in any kind of pain..so I don't think it's life threatening..but my voice is fucked!

The doctor will tell me to stop yelling..you may as well tell a fish not to swim..that's how I communicate..I always yell..like my my dad..it's in my DNA to yell..you couldn't understand me if we were on the phone..it's that bad sometimes..some days it's a little better..so I don't think it's cancer..because you wouldn't have good and bad days..I don't think.

I want to get a blood test to rule out cancer..to set my mind at ease..but doctors insist that you go through all this crap and I don't want that..if I go in with this complaint..my doc will test the shit out of me..instead of just looking at my throat and giving me a blood test..I know this..so I don't go.

I tried to stop yelling..but sometimes I gotta..Vinny don't listen,..Val asking him shit doesn't work..So I "bark" to get shit done..not just him.shit in general..I always "bark" to get shit done..otherwise it doesn't get done..including insurance adjusters for Val, the BWC , and all these assholes that want to give her the run around..I call them and "bark" and it works which makes it even worse..if it didn't work..I would yell..so WTF am I supposed to do..??

OH..I sound more articulate when I "yell" but I sound like shit when I talk..so I yell so people can understand me..WTF..I'm so screwed with my voice..

I'm drinking the hot tea with Honey..and the cough drops, drinking lots of water..nothing works..because I yell.

[horns666]

Ron, Val's laughing at me and saying I sound like Marlon Brando in The Godfather..

I worried about getting a Cancer Kazoo..and she's bustin' my balls...

[RacerX]

Only $9.99 Don Zurlo

http://www.rxpalace.com/otc_dose_aids.htm

[horns666]

Only $9.99 Don Zurlo

http://www.rxpalace.com/otc_dose_aids.htm

Oh I need that..I think they have those at Rite Aid..I'll check in a couple days when I get my candy..

what a pretty pez dispenser..

[VitaminG]

woohoo! I played guitar for a whole hour tonight. first time in weeks. Is this the road to musical recovery & fulfillment? Or just an aberration on the slow journey to selling all my gear?

[Cleveland Metal]

Dunno, I play about the same anymore it seems.. And, I don't think I'm sellin my shit... Ummm... yet...

Yeah, Bill you do sound like Marlon Brabdo, except with a bigger attitude. He was like calmer... I think you're just not killing enough people... Seemed to help him...

[atomic charvel guy]

johnny, atomic fed ex. belated present must be sent your way -PM me your ADDY again for the 8th time-lol
or call me at the house.

[Endrik]

I just heard about new engineering techniques.

One part of my town is called Kopli, it's full of crooks, bums, junkies and all the other fellas of that kind. Anyway there are many homes wich have furnaces wich give all the warmth. Anyway some people take old newspapaers, but them on the floor, take a crap on them and let the crap dry for some period. If the shit is fully dry, then they used it like briquette, they burn it in furnaces. I guess they save a lot of money

Tommy, what do you think if people would use xanny bars in furnaces, would it make them happy....you know because of the xanny smoke?

[Endrik]

Estonian Booze buisness.

Estonia is known for super cheap booze. But people here drink so much that still they loose all their money.

That's why we have illeagal booze buisnesses. Real home made stuff
The most common illeagal vodka is made this way.
Some dude buys the cheapest ethanol available. He mixes it with water in his old and fully corroded bath and then puts it in the old vodka boddles. Of corse the hygene is non existant. And people buy that stuff...A LOT.

But some "buisnessmen" are even smarter. They don't bother buying ethanol. They use METHANOL instead. And of corse people buy it. Every year those people go blind or die by dozens because of that. But it doesn't matter because you have to drink as much as possible