Bill's New Home

[buzzsaww]

use artists sketches, 3d renderings or something For your techniques make sure you learned them from some unknown guru in the middle of nowhere or some tribe in africa where all men have 27" peckers.

[horns666]

use artists sketches, 3d renderings or something For your techniques make sure you learned them from some unknown guru in the middle of nowhere or some tribe in africa where all men have 27" peckers.

27"?..Those must be the Italian tribes..

Yeah..The Sauseechians...!!!

[Jack The Riffer]

In best Roy Scheider voice from Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger VOZ":ROTF:

[horns666]

In best Roy Scheider voice from Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger VOZ":ROTF:

Bwahahaha..ohhhhhhh..ahhhhhh..:ROTF:



I gotta show the wife..

[Endrik]

Man, I can't believe "Idol" in Finland ..that totally kicks our asses here in the States..wow!!

well but Finland is one of the VERY few countries where rock'n'roll rules, don't think that every european country is like that, the music they play in many central and eastern european countries is a lot worse then they play in US, trust me on this, fuck... If you come to my country you'd think it's fucking '95.... and it wasn't a great year for music... that's for sure

[horns666]

Today is dedictated to song writing guys...

I already have music for three new songs and I'm writing lyrics..actually these lyrics are very personal and special to me and come straight from the heart..so I want to make this a good one..

Yes, it's pissed off..that's what I write. Actually, this is the most "pissed off" song I ever wrote..and I really like it!!

So, that means you guys will too..

[Cleveland Metal]

Bill naughty bit gets bigger, and he gets pissed off....

Yeeesh...

[lerxstcat]

Bill naughty bit gets bigger, and he gets pissed off....

Yeeesh...

He realizes his chances for buttsex with Val are now even slimmer than before! :ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

you scored another inch on your wand? Nice job dude, isn't that what's supposed to happen with Enzyte though anyway?-lol
Baaah, just razzin', I could use another inch on my lousy 6 inch prison issue, but at least it gets waxed a lot by young box, my girl's is so amazingly nice and tight I feel like lexington steele when it's gripped down on my johnson. How the fukk is everyone???????????????????? I'm just ducky.

[Cleveland Metal]

I'm good Tommy, sounds like you are too

Yeah, I'm missing the young box myself and may have to find one again. Getting tired of playing with the one my age, it's getting to be unfun....

[atomic charvel guy]

unfun calls for the stun gun and run.

[horns666]

I'll be back godammit!

[El_Kabong]

Godamnit! Next time I order a London Broil, cut into it and have a giant cist explode with puss on my date, I will think it's Billz goo cockblocking me.

[horns666]

Godamnit! Next time I order a London Broil, cut into it and have a giant cist explode with puss on my date, I will think it's Billz goo cockblocking me.

Nice visual...that's going to be impossible not thinking about it..no matter how you try not to!!!

[horns666]

He realizes his chances for buttsex with Val are now even slimmer than before! :ROTF:

Man I can't even look at my wife's third brown eye without here spazing. OK, last week I was servicing the wife, I get romantic like that sometimes...and it got "good" to me..ya know what I'm sayin'.

So, I was just fuggin' with it..well, I was eatin' her ass to be exact..

She's been bitchin' about it ever since..ya think she would appreciate such things..but no!

I think it was the popcorn..everytime she eats popcorn it fucks her ass up..that's what I think..

Yeah..that orifice is completely off limits..non negotiable...forgetaboudit..

That's OK I guess..I understand..ya see ..that's love.

Love is, going the rest of my entire life deprived of any backdoor cornhole action..but that's love.

yep...that's lo..ahhhhhhhh..