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[npacheco]

A lot of these bands totaly blow balls.....

How the fuck did we go from Bill eatin' Val's @$$, to bands blowing balls?

[atomic charvel guy]

Endbat- I said "corntrolled" not controlled.

[horns666]

How the fuck did we go from Bill eatin' Val's @$$, to bands blowing balls?

That's a good question..

I'm not eatin shit tonight ..that's for sure..

she's gonna have to give me more than just a good headache..

Women, the downfall of all men..well, unless your gay..then that's a whole new set of problems there.

[horns666]

Roll Call...

Gimme a big ol'..

FUGGUMS....

[VitaminG]

How the fuck did we go from Bill eatin' Val's @$$, to bands blowing balls?

that's what happens when you get so incensed about something on page 58 of Bill's thread that you feel you have to respond to it. Your reply appears on page 227

[buzzsaww]

Punch you in the face with my dick, an instant classic!
The should work that into the Chad Vader series somehow.

[horns666]

..I say the stupidest shit sometimes, it just happends..my bud keeps tellin' me to do a stand up at a open mic night..

I dunno..maybe...I'm not shy, that's for sure.

I can kill about 30 minutes talkin' about my dick..and another 30 about ass eatin'..

that's about it..well sorta!

[lerxstcat]

..I say the stupidest shit sometimes, it just happends..my bud keeps tellin' me to do a stand up at a open mic night..

I dunno..maybe...I'm not shy, that's for sure.

I can kill about 30 minutes talkin' about my dick..and another 30 about ass eatin'..

that's about it..well sorta!

Well, open mic night you'd probably get 5 minutes the first time unless it was a slow night. You could really kill if you boiled it down to 5 minutes. You've gotta work the Voz story with your mom walking in on you, that's gold!

Fucking hecklers BEWARE though! If they though Michael Richards went off they haven't SEEN anyone go off 'til they piss off Bill! Just make your insults individualized instead of ethnic when you shred the hecklers, Bill. That should be okay.

And if you tell any cop stories, better say they're imaginary. You know what the perps always say: "Don't cop to NOTHIN'!".

Fuck, you'd be funnier than Dice I think.

[Endrik]

Rich, I don't think Bill is gonna insult the hecklers, he's gonna do much more... like pud-slapping or something

[npacheco]

Roll Call...

Gimme a big ol'..

FUGGUMS....

OK, I'm back so...


FUGGUM

[zeegler]

Christ fuck, it took me about a minute to load this page.

[zeegler]

Whoops!!!

[lerxstcat]

Rich, I don't think Bill is gonna insult the hecklers, he's gonna do much more... like pud-slapping or something

...or reenact the VOZ incident with the heckler as the voz! :ROTF:

"You wanna be a pain in MY ass? Well here it comes, pilgrim!"

[buzzsaww]

Yeah this page keeps growing like Bill's PP

[Endrik]

I just got this porn movie "Sacred Sin" wich is shot in Eddie Van Halen's place, he is also the executive producer. Man, he has a pretty cool house and garden, also the piano pieces he played for the movie are pretty good, he's a good pianist.