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I knew I should have asked for some pointers from you guys.
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I'm about to get shitfaced drunk and give it to a black-haired, beach volleyballing, 19yo beauty.
Life is good.
You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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Jimmy..that's kick ass.
The best way to get in her pants is don't try..well just a little.
Get her all hot when makin' out..then back off..tease her..until she breaks out with the "fuck me's"..and whatnots.
GOR..19?..Fuck my ass!!! 
You know what I would do to a 19 year old ass..it would involve scuba gear and a three day supply of nurishments...I wouldn't even go pee, I'd just hold it!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Well, it looks like my bro Cleveland John is going to be a cop..not wanting to count my chickens...being the pessimist I is!
But , this shit looks promising..keepping my fingers crossed!
Man, it'll be great if and when this happens..oh the Police Academy is going to kick his ass and he'll loose 25 lbs fast..he'll double that weight in ONE year with ALL that free food tho..you'll see!
Let's ALL "hope" and send awesome energy his way to get him in there to kick the ass I once did!!
Fuck Yeah..
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I'd rather have him ditch and come out here instead. I pray for you Johnny idf you take that job.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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...Tommy!Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
John will be OK...he's got GREAT guys by his side, and he's not a putz..those are good things!
Oh, Tommy thank you tremendously for the PC memory you sent to John...my PC is acting much better!!
I thank you from the depths of my loins!
You rock!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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T'was nothing Sweet William, a mere bag of shells, just glad it works and is making it hum faster. I have all the confidence in the world when it comes to Johnny, it's the world that I don't have a whole lot of trust in, i don't want one of ours back in the foray on the mean streets of Cleveland again ,that's all.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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How much memory do you have now 2 gigs? I forgot, all I remember was johnny saying help!!!! we're going down over here-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
Yeah I hear ya Tommy..Loud N' Clear..you know it wasn't the suspects and the dregs of society that scared me..I knew how to handle them..it was the top brass, ..especially the Mayor who hated us...and all the bullshit politics that comes with the job...that I hated!
I had the silliest times rollin' with those crazy fuckers tho..I miss them dearly..and I know they miss me.
Yeah, I have a 2 gig..I don't know computers but I do know that I love shooting my goo while surfing for porn!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I don't know much about computers at all either, but i love shooting my goo while doing just about anything come to think about it. Spanking is a religious experience, as long as you don't have to rely on it only, then it becomes detrimental to the soul. Girls love watching guys hack the carrot, they absolutely adore it. It's like I feel like blasting a sweaty load on a piece of loose leaf paper and when my girl gets home and I feel like yelling look what I made in school today sweetie!!!-lol, and then hang it on the fridge. It's late, I'm losing it.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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holy shit Tommy, you are gross, I like it ahhaaaa
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Yeah, looking good here for that job. They interviews all my employers, my mom and dad, and their neighbors last two weeks, and then my neighbors here yesterday.
Just waitin for the psych eval now.
Yeah, seems nuts in a way. But, I really don't have alot of choices right now.Comment
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It's just a matter of time bro..
Tommy..you may be ever sicker than me...that's a tough call...I dunno.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Shootin' goo is good for me and good for you,
who else here is of the goo shooting crew-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I spill my seeds ..like a busted bag of bbs..it's all over the place.Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
I used my goo..like a glue to fix shit around the house!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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