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**horns666** · 07-05-2007, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by Davey View Post

that would be a literal; Stairway..DENIED!

Yep, just like Wayne and Garth..

Man, I haven't seen those movies in a while.

**Endrik** · 07-05-2007, 08:58 AM

stairway between Tia Carrera's bewbs

**Endrik** · 07-05-2007, 09:09 AM

I wonder how's my friend today....I'm waiting for him right now... he was the drummer in my last band... we are going to see Aerosmith...

last time we went to a concert together was a couple of years ago... Whitesnake was here.... my pal was shitfaced... before we went out he took a picture with his cell phone... of his dick... and later he showed that pic to everyone at the arena

I wonder what will happen today

**Guitardude86** · 07-05-2007, 01:46 PM

Man, I'm so grumpy these days.. I'm moving in a couple of days, I just need to get someone with a car to help me move all the shit. Untill then I'm still living with my ex because the contract keeps us tied here till we move out. I won't share the bed with her so I take the couch. I only get a few hours of sleep at night cause it's so GOD DAMN hot here these days.. And to top it off I can't get a job, nobody wants to hire me, I apply to several jobs a day. Even my brother, the biggest dropout EVER managed to find a job. This frustrates me and pisses me off!

So yesterday I was pretty tired and exhausted because I'd been running around town, and lend my last cash to my mom (she's got less money than I do), so I fall asleep on the couch while the TV is on. The ex comes in and for whatever reason she taps my leg, probably wanted to check I'm not dead or something. For whatever reason I jump up with these wild angry eyes and I scream out loud "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME!" Scared the living daylight out of her, during our four years together I had never, not once raised my voice at her. These are dark times.. Beware of a pissed of sun-hating Norwegian with an 80's haircut and pale-ass skin

**Guitardude86** · 07-05-2007, 01:48 PM

Double post my ass..

**horns666** · 07-05-2007, 03:28 PM

That truly sucks balls about your finaces and that you have to stay with your Ex..how shitty that must be.

I think it's funny that you screamed "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME"..you never yelled at her before?

Shit, you prolly scraed the shit outta her..but she prolly liked it..keep up that grumpy "tude"...

You may just wake up with your Norwegian Wood in her Pie hole!

what if then..are you still gonna bail..I would. You already rode that train to hell and back..

When your at these moments and life seems to truly suck ass..things can't get any worse..things can only get better, and it will.......unless get you aids.

My mom..well she's in the hosptal today, gettin' checked out. She tripped over some stupid dispay thing at JC Pennys and landed on her face beaking her glasses and cutting her face all up..she's gonna be OK..but she's hurting like fuck now..

See, life always punches us in the balls..and we all take a turn. We are a ant farm driven mad for God's amusement.

**Cleveland Metal** · 07-05-2007, 03:31 PM

If it's worth saying, it's worth saying twice I always say...

Good luck with that shit bro... I know it sucks.

**horns666** · 07-05-2007, 03:32 PM

That truly sucks balls about your finaces and that you have to stay with your Ex..how shitty that must be.

I think it's funny that you screamed "DON'T EVER TOUCH ME"..you never yelled at her before?

Shit, you prolly scared the shit outta her..but she prolly liked it..keep up that grumpy "tude"...

You may just wake up with your Norwegian Wood in her Pie hole!

what if then..are you still gonna bail..I would. You already rode that train to hell and back..

When your at these moments and life seems to truly suck ass..things can't get any worse..things can only get better, and it will.......unless get you aids.

My mom..well she's in the hosptal today, gettin' checked out. She tripped over some stupid dispay thing at JC Pennys and landed on her face beaking her glasses and cutting her face all up..she's gonna be OK..but she's hurting like fuck now..

See, life always punches us in the balls..and we all take a turn. We are a ant farm gone mad for God's amusement.

**horns666** · 07-05-2007, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post

If it's worth saying, it's worth saying twice I always say...

Good luck with that shit bro... I know it sucks.

Shit, I think I double posted too..but I'm not sure..this thread runs slow and fucks me up sometimes.

Fuggit..

**Cleveland Metal** · 07-05-2007, 04:10 PM

Hope your mom is cool man... Damn...

Lawsuit!

**horns666** · 07-05-2007, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post

Hope your mom is cool man... Damn...

Lawsuit!

Well they certainly have to take care of her bills and glasses and whatever..they made a report..they were all helping her..one of the security guards got into a big fight with one of the managers when this happened and walked off the job..my sis got their name..I guess it got pretty crazy during this..

**Cleveland Metal** · 07-05-2007, 04:18 PM

Wtf was THAT about? Jeeeze...

Happen at Great Northern?

**Guitardude86** · 07-05-2007, 06:16 PM

Hehe thanks for letting me vent here Bill..Really I hardly have anything to worry about, life's been good so far. It's just that some days EVERYTHING seems to go wrong

But what kinda scared me was that I reacted in that way, I just remember being angry as all hell and I just saw red and kinda lost it.. I didn't want to hurt anyone physically tho, it was just an extreme way to react, for me.. I'm usually pretty calm about everything. Sometimes even too calm.. Some people I know are afraid I'll just explode one day and go on a killing spree!

**horns666** · 07-05-2007, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by Guitardude86 View Post

Hehe thanks for letting me vent here Bill..Really I hardly have anything to worry about, life's been good so far. It's just that some days EVERYTHING seems to go wrong

But what kinda scared me was that I reacted in that way, I just remember being angry as all hell and I just saw red and kinda lost it.. I didn't want to hurt anyone physically tho, it was just an extreme way to react, for me.. I'm usually pretty calm about everything. Sometimes even too calm.. Some people I know are afraid I'll just explode one day and go on a killing spree!

No problemo my bro..that is what this place is for..so all my brosephs can come and share their woes, misery or joys and whatnots..just so I can somehow refer to my balls or some shit..

It's all about "venting" man..and then laughing..and that's what I fucking do.. I make people laugh at the unlaughable, and cry at the unthinkable..and think of the uncryable..and ect!

You know how people say .."Talk to the hand"..well I one up that shit...pfffft..yeah!

I say ..TALK TO THE BALLS ..(while pointing to my balls)..and the people love it!

you know why they love it...because nobody does it..no, that's my job. it makes them "think"..and I love to make people think because they never do that shit either..so.

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No, John it was at Parmatown..right after you left..weird because you would have seen that shit..and that would have been weird..

**Top Jimmy B** · 07-05-2007, 09:14 PM

Again with the fuckin balls talk - dude, STOP PLURALIZING IT!!! You trying to hurt my feelings?

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