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  • #7246


    One night my best friend and I went partying hard, had a great night, he was so wasted he couldn't make it back to his apartment so I hooked 'em up in mine. Borrowed a matrass from a housemate and gave him my extra duvet/blanket. All of the sudden (it was well into the day) I wake up because of some noise and there's my buddy standing in the middle of the room with his cock out just pissing under everything.

    We were still pretty wasted. Anyways it was friday noon anyways and I had to catch my train home for the weekend so I gave him my keys and he cleaned it all up during the weekend. Needless to say I did NOT ask for my blanket back!

    Just thinking about it makes me cry with laughter...

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    John is good peoples! He has a healthy dose of self respect and people with self respect always know how to treat others. Sending vibes!
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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    • #7247
      John... I'm sending you my balls.... oh fuck.... I just sounded like Bill

      good luck bro.
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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      • #7248
        Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post


        One night my best friend and I went partying hard, had a great night, he was so wasted he couldn't make it back to his apartment so I hooked 'em up in mine. Borrowed a matrass from a housemate and gave him my extra duvet/blanket. All of the sudden (it was well into the day) I wake up because of some noise and there's my buddy standing in the middle of the room with his cock out just pissing under everything.

        We were still pretty wasted. Anyways it was friday noon anyways and I had to catch my train home for the weekend so I gave him my keys and he cleaned it all up during the weekend. Needless to say I did NOT ask for my blanket back!

        Just thinking about it makes me cry with laughter...

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        John is good peoples! He has a healthy dose of self respect and people with self respect always know how to treat others. Sending vibes!

        Dude, that is so fucked up ..it's awesome.

        Yeah, that's his blanket fuggin' now!!

        Thanks for the vibes bro..John caught them!!!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #7249
          John... I'm sending you my balls.... oh fuck.... I just sounded like Bill

          good luck bro.
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #7250
            Originally posted by Endrik View Post
            John... I'm sending you my balls.... oh fuck.... I just sounded like Bill

            good luck bro.
            Yeah, you do..but that's OK!!

            Thanks man..vibes sent your way John!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #7251
              Hey Vitamin G..Gary...Benedictum, and Magnus Karlsson in Planet Alliance..I think that's what it's called..

              My friends dropped off a killer batch of metal last night..

              Tarot .."Crows Fly Black" kicks ass!

              oops, forgot to sign off with good vibes to John!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #7252
                I have friends who are distributing CDs and whatnot... tons of European metal... I'd get to listen that stuff if I want to or get it for a very low price... a lot of it isn't available in US... you probably would love that stuff... but it's shit boring to me... I just keep messing with the old-fart music
                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                • #7253
                  I remember me and my ol' freind Tony from our VH trib were cruisin all fuggin' night in my '71 Ford Torino..it was a piece of shit and I kept wrecking it..but it never fuggin' died..I sold it to Tony and he had it for years..it had NO floor..just stolen stop signs we screwed on the bottom of the car!!

                  Fuck, how did I become a cop..???

                  So these ugly chick were following us in their Ford Torino..we tried to lose them, but they would just follow us all over. I was smokin' and drinking Red White and Blue 40 OZs all night..So they caught up at a light and the driver is wanting my dick. I got to know her..and that is a very bad story in itself..really really bad..terrible!

                  anywhoo..as I was talking..and stupid Tony went to throw up out the window but the window wasn't all the way down. So it all went inside my car door..we went to my house to hose it off..and I got a whiff of it and I threw up..

                  yeesh, now that I think of it..that doesn't sound like fun..but it was at the time.

                  Good luck John..da vibes..are ya feelin' 'em?!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #7254
                    Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                    I have friends who are distributing CDs and whatnot... tons of European metal... I'd get to listen that stuff if I want to or get it for a very low price... a lot of it isn't available in US... you probably would love that stuff... but it's shit boring to me... I just keep messing with the old-fart music

                    Sweet Baby Saint Billy with Horns!!!

                    E..dude, next time you get a batch of cds..pm me or just post them right here of all the shit you have ..tell me what bands , labels and whatnots..yeah, I prolly would love alot of that stuff.

                    ..Throwing horns to John..
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #7255
                      I was once being chached too.... by 3 ugly chicks... they were driving with VW beatle... and I was running like Forrest Gump
                      I lost 'em
                      but in the next morning they found our camp in the woods... I was taking a piss and had a morning wood... so one of them saw me and came to me and sayd "here you are you naught boy".... I looked over my shoulder and was like... fuck it's that fucking bitch... I turned around and peed in her eye and then ran away again
                      Last edited by Endrik; 07-18-2007, 08:52 AM.
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                      • #7256
                        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                        Sweet Baby Saint Billy with Horns!!!

                        E..dude, next time you get a batch of cds..pm me or just post them right here of all the shit you have ..tell me what bands , labels and whatnots..yeah, I prolly would love alot of that stuff.

                        ..Throwing horns to John..
                        ok man... I'll let you know... I have to contact my pal... he just went to denmark to deal some biz... he allways has shitloads of stuff
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #7257
                          Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                          ok man... I'll let you know... I have to contact my pal... he just went to denmark to deal some biz... he allways has shitloads of stuff
                          Thanks man...yeah, do that...whenever your able. I'm not going anywhere.

                          E ..what day are you leaving to see Tommy??

                          How long are you planning to stay?



                          Bill Z Bub..Throw The Horns!!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #7258
                            I'm going next wednesday
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                            • #7259
                              Hey man..look at what Tim posted in the Amp section..

                              Am I totally geeked right now..or just plain stupid..and does it make a difference. Either way I have no clue what this says, but I think it's awesome!


                              Originally Posted by hippietim
                              In loose terms, the VG-99 is basically a combination of a GT-Pro, VG-8/88, GR-300, and GI-20. Then they started adding features

                              In more detail, it has two separate amp/effects signal paths like the GT-Pro. To that it adds two separate guitar models each with separate pitch shifting capabilities. They added an additional pitch shifter so you could do detuned 12-string type things concurrent with a detuned 6 string. That's 3 polyphonic (aka, per-string) pitch shifters for each patch. They added some of the old non-MIDI hexaphonic pickup based synth stuff from the GR-300. And just to round it out it does the pitch to voltage conversion (aka, MIDI output) so you can trigger any external MIDI synth.
                              Not bad for around $1k or so."

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                              Amen,

                              Bill Z Bub
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #7260
                                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                                Hey Vitamin G..Gary...Benedictum, and Magnus Karlsson in Planet Alliance..I think that's what it's called..

                                My friends dropped off a killer batch of metal last night..

                                Tarot .."Crows Fly Black" kicks ass!

                                oops, forgot to sign off with good vibes to John!
                                of course it kicks ass - it's Tarot!

                                I'll have to check out Benedictum. Speaking of female fronted metal - did you get around to checking out Beatiful Sin, with Jorn Viggo Lofstad from Pagan's Mind/Jorn?

                                And speaking of Magnus Karlsson, I'm still trying to find myself some of the Allen/Lande stuff. I'll keep an eye out for Planet Alliance

                                thanks Bill. Keep the good shit coming
                                Hail yesterday

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