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Congrats John! Wishing you all the best bro!
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Hey Johnny check this out, my friend Mookie in new York is a cop, and when he was in the academy there were a few women training as well, and it was time for a self defense class and after pairing everyone up, my friend told me that this one woman was paired up with a pretty big and built cat, and after instructions were given they said o.k. start fighting and or defending yourself.
This girl was swinging away at the guy, but he refused to do anything, finally the class officer says fight her right now!! The guy says "I can't hit her, it's not right", he said start fighting or your docked the weeks pay and he turns around and knocked her lights out with a mouthful of chicklets. Sucks for the poor girl, but he said everyone including the other women were cracking up. Hope you stay out of harms way man.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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come out here instead, just to see, ya never know dude.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Hey Brothas and Sistas..
Emmy..Jeri...How are yaaaaaa..!!
John, get your partying in now..and you better party like a Ater Boy..or Girl Scout..Just Cookies and Milk for you!!
Your going to be so tired when you get home from The Academy..you'll need a Redbull and some Viagra just to beat the bishop..
I'm making this post short and sweet..I don't know how to say this..but I haven't went to bed yet..I haven't slept since..ummm..Tuesday I think..
Goodnight Godammit!..
Zill B Mubz"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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dude, don't your eyes get tired of babbling about your balls and stuff here 24/7 ?
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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knowing that every day can be a disaster with the mighty fruitbat... I got my ass insuranced for hundred grand... so I'm up to anything"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Oh yeah..and I still can't go to sleep..this is the worst insomnina ever in 43 years of history...I even took xannax!Originally posted by Endrik View Postdude, don't your eyes get tired of babbling about your balls and stuff here 24/7 ?
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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dude go out and pull your pud or else you have to wear glasses soon
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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wha?..but my pud don't need glasses..I don't understand the question..brother E..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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see what happens
I mean... go out and pull your pud or do something else cool man... it's summer after all
if you are here all the time... it'll hurts your eyes"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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I was going to go out a Low the mawn..maybe lay some pife with the wipe!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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moving the lawn is good on some chick's box"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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that can be dangerous..it's 6.75 horsepower!
hmmm..maybe with a weed wacker..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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yes Endrik it is summertime, the best time in the fukkin' world. 100k might get you a bandaid with me-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I'm so friggin' jealous! I demand a do-over in 2 years Tommy!!!! When I actually have time and money!Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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