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  • Oh man!!! When I was growing up, my neighbors had a pigeon coop. They were having a cookout and get together. I spotted a pigeon perched on their rooftop..so I aimed my Crossman 766 at the fucker. I pulled the trigger and the damn thing started flappin' and a tumblin'..all the way down the roof..and landed right on top of their grill. I heard Eva (Italian neighbor lady) cry out..."MY PEEEEEEGON...MY PEEEEEEEGON!"

    They didn't know it was me, or at least never said anything..oops!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post
      What tasty goodness did you order in this batch of metal?


      Btw if your soon needs any help, I'm pretty much a walking Metallica encyclopedia, so if you got any Q's, shoot!
      Dude..Here's my Century Media order..

      ExodusThe Atrocity Exhibition CD + Medium ShirtCD + T-Shirt1$16.00
      Soilwork Sworn To A Great Divide CD/DVD + Shirt (XL)CD + T-Shirt1$ $16.00
      Angtoria God Has A Plan For Us All $10.40
      At Vance VII CD $11.20
      Candlemass King Of The Grey Islands CD $9.60
      Carnal Forge Testify For My Victims CD $10.40
      Mors Principium Est Liberation = Termination CD $11.20
      Scar Symmetry Symmetric In Design CD $10.20
      Solitude Aeturnus Alone $9.60
      Timelord Regeneration CD $12.00
      Winds Promises and Demise $8.80
      Machine Men Circus Of Fools (Import) $9.60

      I also ordered the new Morgan Lefay, Primal Fear, Krux II, and Zero Hour from The End.

      GOR , I may take you up on your assist on Metallica. It's kinda silly really..you have to use the story in a cooking recipe format..I'll explain more later..
      Last edited by horns666; 11-06-2007, 01:55 AM.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • I just had to be the 7,"666" post..it's tradition..

        Who wants 7,777..that should be a lucky one..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • No prob Bill, I'm always willing to help you out.

          Zero Hour rocks, I'd go as far to say they're probably Nevermore on steroids. Scar Symmetry awesome as well! I didn't know there was new soilwork coming out!
          You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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          • Thanks dude ..now you and Vitamin G go forth and school those who lack metal in their heart!!!

            Make them believe!!!

            I'm getting tired of trying..

            Here's the thing, Metal is a way of life..it's like a religion. Why do we need to show a true "Metalhead" the paths that lead to Metal. Maybe they're young or something...I dunno.
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • Dear parishioners, mass is now in service, you are hereby commanded TO ROOOOOCK!!!

              *pickslide into SyX's Serpent's Kiss*
              You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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              • Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post
                Dear parishioners, mass is now in service, you are hereby commanded TO ROOOOOCK!!!

                *pickslide into SyX's Serpent's Kiss*
                Ohhh that's a good idea..I'll put that on!!

                I been listening to Therion's Gothic Kabbalah all day..drivin' my wife nuts with that one. I'm addicted to that fucker!!!

                Oh, I just went on a tizzy about bands that were kinda metal now are metal..on the other thread..

                So, we can elaborate there and amused and educate the masses that way..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                  I ran over a pigeon Saturday! Hahahahaha!
                  Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                  I ran over a pigeon Saturday! Hahahahaha!
                  okay, you don't have to keep going on about it. Anyone would think you're revelling in the destruction of the poor bird
                  Hail yesterday

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                  • picked up Gojira's From Mars to Sirius recently. Really enjoying this one. Good variety, and I can see it's just going to keep growing on me as I listen to it more
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • G..I've been wanting to pick that up since it came out. From what I heard it reminded me a little of Mrbid Angel..just a hint.

                      It was tight, brutal and they're from France and Angela of Arch Enemy is a fan. G would you wash your winky in her kitchen sinky..I would.. I thinky!

                      and there's a whale flying on the cover..ya know..I'm gonna grab that one..
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • well, you know I like my light and shade, and Gojira seem have plenty of both. Tight & brutal, but there are some nice, light, more obtuse moments on the album too. I'm gonna try hunt down some of their other stuff. Plus they have a new one coming out next year.

                        Angela? I don't know. She doesn't really do it for me, but that might change if I met her in person
                        Hail yesterday

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                        • **yowza!**
                          Last edited by VitaminG; 11-07-2007, 07:05 AM.
                          Hail yesterday

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                          • i'm gonna get back to working on my buzz, it's been a solid 20 minutes since i've not poisoned myself, perish the thought. hey Billy, are you awake still?
                            call me if you are, I feel like blathering on the phone about my upcoming hijacking of Christmas.
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                              Machine Men Circus Of Fools
                              hey man.. how do you like machine men? i only got their elegies album and despite them being a pure bruce dickinson ripoff (take dickinson, remove 30 years and you got the vocalist of machine men hehe), it's pretty decent the songwriting is cool.. got any recomendations?
                              Last edited by Davey; 11-07-2007, 11:12 AM.
                              You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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                              • I come here almost a week later..and my cock is burried three balls deep

                                Davey, I got "Machin Men" on now..pretty good..kinda sounds like Bruce Dickinson joined a Finnish power metal band..I'm only on the second song..
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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