Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Bill's New Home

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 525
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 45 85 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 105 145 195 525 template Next
  • #1411
    Re: Bill\'s Place

    I saw Missing person back in '83 I think...I saw here during soundcheck and she was all dishoveled with a flannel shirt and just wearing painties or shorts and barefoot.....with here hair all messed up...but she dolled herself up when they played...but I could believe how much of a mess she looked like during that soundcheck

    Tommy ...OK now I can see how to make watching Golf a little more interesting...but man I hate Gambling...only because I'm the biggest sore loser in the entire world...and I mean that...I still have my communion money.

    and Asstro-glide or no asstro-glide...my woman isn't buying it...NO back door action for me man....nope.. NEVER...this is my hell on earth...to be deprived of this wonderful and awesome act..only to see it all over the intenet done so joyfully.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    OK so nobody else wants to share their hidden pleasures...so nobody here went disco dancin' to the sound of the Bee Gees and enjoyed it...or something like that!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

    Comment

    • #1412
      Re: Bill\'s Place

      i was the youngest of 8 kids bill, each room had different kinds of music coming out of it. my house was party central from my eldest brothers and sisters all the way down to me. my house got assaulted with all kinds of kooks for decades.
      my parents would go to europe every winter for 3weeks to a month and the 8 kids had this monster house to themselves. i ran wild at age 5 while these psycho parties were going on. it was great learning some serious tricks early in life , so i could wow 'em in the schoolyard the next day with stories of what was going on in my house. my brothers were not normal. neither were my sisters. it's their fault i'm all fukked up. and i thank them for it.
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

      Comment

      • #1413
        Re: Bill\'s Place

        Wow cool story..


        In The aftermath there were a whole bunch of people fucked up including cops...1 or two dudes killed...one of my dad's main dudes..and a whole big mess in the Slavic Village..

        When I got on the job ...I met some old timers that were actually in that riot!!!!
        Last edited by horns666; 01-14-2011, 01:30 PM.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

        Comment

        • #1414
          Re: Bill\'s Place

          Heh heh, that sheds a whole new light on your background, Bill! I bet one of those evil bikers cornholed ya, huh? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

          Comment

          • #1415
            Re: Bill\'s Place

            No ...they brought me gifts..

            one gave me a new toy invention called a spiral graph.... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            I remember when the mail man was walking up the drive and was met by a handful of bikers ...who checked the mail out to see if it was safe I guess...

            I remember a lot of crazy stuff ...I woke up to a lot of very "unusual" things...like a house full of money....money was stacked everywhere...I never seen so much money in my life and never since..

            my dad and mom was up all night playing with all that money..

            I think this led to my own facination and love of money... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

            My dad is going with me to my Dentist friend's office to X Ray a 30 year bullet in his knee...we are going there tomorrow..

            My dad is nuts!

            he still nuts!!!
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

            Comment

            • #1416
              Re: Bill\'s Place

              Guilty Pleasure: Michelle Branch "everywhere". [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

              Never heard it before the chick singer in my band wanted to do it. Rolled my eyes and nose, but god damnit it's fun to play.
              I gotta fire that bitch before she ruins me for good.
              "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

              Comment

              • #1417
                Re: Bill\'s Place

                OK man

                that does me no good

                I have NO idea who that is...

                I have never heard of a Michelle Branch in my fucking life..

                but that's cool...

                don't mind me man...when it comes to popular music...I live under a fuckin' rock...I mean it!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

                Comment

                • #1418
                  Re: Bill\'s Place

                  I have a plan do cover Smantha Fox with my upcoming fusion band.
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

                  Comment

                  • #1419
                    Re: Bill\'s Place

                    I LOVE MISSING PERSONS Bill, they were all great musicians.
                    warren cucurrullo, Terry Bozzio is the best drummer in the world maybe, Patrick o'Hearn on bass, these guys all played for Zappa, and you don't suck on an instrument in any way when you're in Zppa's band. you passed the Black Page Test
                    to get in. not an easy thing to do. you must be accomplished in every sense of the word.
                    i loved their tunes though, it was space age "judy jetson" rock, with a playboy bunny singer. how can you go wrong with that? plus the chicks dug 'em, so you looked cool if you were a rocker and liked them too. i had all the angles covered back then-lol
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

                    Comment

                    • #1420
                      Re: Bill\'s Place

                      I agree Terry Bozzio is the fucking best drummer ever IMO. Always being a huge fan of his playing.
                      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

                      Comment

                      • #1421
                        Re: Bill\'s Place

                        The funny thing is, that was my exact response to her 3 months ago. You ain't missin anything by not knowing her, pop drivell, but for what ever reason and much to my embarassment I dig playin it.
                        Strange playing sh1t like that and Modern English on the same bass I played Slayer and Sepultura tunes on.
                        "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

                        Comment

                        • #1422
                          Re: Bill\'s Place

                          Michelle Branch is a pop singer...with an acoustic gutiar. She's mildly attractive. I would cum in her mouth if she asked nicely.

                          Comment

                          • #1423
                            Re: Bill\'s Place

                            she did some sh1t wiht Santana
                            "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                            "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

                            Comment

                            • #1424
                              Re: Bill\'s Place

                              [ QUOTE ]
                              I have a plan do cover Smantha Fox with my upcoming fusion band.

                              [/ QUOTE ]

                              She smoked back in the day. The rumor was she did porno, anyone know if that was true?
                              "told you guys that spandex, hairspray and makeup on guys was a bad idea, and now look what happened - you all turned into women." - Newc

                              Comment

                              • #1425
                                Re: Bill\'s Place

                                I've heard that too, but never seen any proof of it [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
                                Only seen her nude pics, vids, nice tits.
                                Her band was really good too, guitar player did some great leads.
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 45 85 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 105 145 195 525 template Next
                                Working...
                                X