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  • #3856
    Re: Bill\'s New Home

    Eh, it was OK. Typical W&G shenanigans/Brit humor.



    BTW you got a typo in your goofy sig line [img]/images/graemlins/poke.gif[/img]
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #3857
      Re: Bill\'s New Home

      well thank you Ron... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

      I can always count on you to make me feel like a retard...that's why I love you.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #3858
        Re: Bill\'s New Home

        The Irony is Killing Me [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...

        My wife's Birthday is today...the same birthday of the late Dr. Martin Luther King... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

        They both had dreams..and man the dreams couldn't be more different..but hey that'
        s my wife...her beliefs make mine look mild to most left wingers..I'm mother freakin' Theresa compared to my wife's mindset...but she has that right..and she's awesome...and still VERY HOT at 38! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

        Married to her for almost 20 years now..it's been great..

        Just bought her a big cake , went out to eat...some clothes (size 00) ...and then later...I'll give some of me...her own personal Incubus..

        what more can a girl ask for...she's so lucky...damn her! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #3859
          Re: Bill\'s New Home

          [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img] to Val

          She is awesome
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #3860
            Re: Bill\'s New Home

            Thanks Ron..I think so..

            I would marry her again right now...how many other dudes can say that about their woman of over 20 years..not too many.

            Thank you!!

            I think she' is awesome!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #3861
              Re: Bill\'s New Home

              Dude, she puts up with your ass, that IS majorly awesome.

              Happy Birthday Val!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • #3862
                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                Yes John, she is a Unholy Saint...hmmmm....does Hell have "saints"...OK she's a demon..a lovable lil', tiny, demon..I made her that way..well not really...you are who you are..she's a lovely succubus. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                but she is a vicious one..not physically...but mentally...I mean you talk about a person who has zero compassion for "certain" others...she's the one...that's why I love her so! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

                Her Dad and mom is like that..Romanian/Sicilian..they have there ways and that's it!

                She is so anti-liberal everything.. it's funny...she's like fuck everbody...I got my shit together..fuck them...let them get their own shit...she watches the news and goes off..

                I didn't watch more than ten minutes of that Katrina mess...she was upstairs yelling at the TV..I was like just turn that shit off man...but she couldn't..she felt bad for the TRUE victims there...but she was HAPPY that some got the Royal flushin'...she called it an "Enema".. that's my wife!

                Hey whatcha gonna do...people have their convictions and that's that...like yours truly.

                There is alot of people here that there dad's, grandfathers, uncles, or whatever was Archie friggin' Bunker..or worse.

                I judge the individual on their own self-worth / merits and found that alot people ain't worth a squirt of piss to be honest....so these feelings sometimes are valid and warranted.
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #3863
                  Re: Bill\'s New Home

                  Well Val and I were awaken by our extremely white trash rent-a-assholes next door..They were screaming outside on top of their lungs for a half an hour at 6;30 AM ..and the dude had a baseball bat for whatever reason..she was screaming bloody murder..

                  I called the cops..I know them WELL..I trained one..and the other one was one of my best friends on the job..I told them to really get nasty on their ass...that they are total ghetto trash and I hate 'em..take at least one to jail...so they did.. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

                  They yelled to him to drop the bat or they'll drop him..right there in the driveway..it was awesome! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

                  then I called their landlorde at 7:21 this morning and told him about it..now they are ouuta here...another one bites the dust..

                  as long as the landlorde keeps renting his place to low lives....his phone WILL ring at 7:30 in the morning...if I have to get up..then so does he..

                  Now that is called TCB baby!!

                  Oh as they were haulin' the dude..I was out there waiving goodbye..cool! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #3864
                    Re: Bill\'s New Home

                    ahaa, if somone makes a big noise here, no one gives a crap about it.
                    "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                    "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                    • #3865
                      Re: Bill\'s New Home

                      well this is a "copland"...the cops got here in five minutes..most of them live here...they knew who I was as soon as they heard my address..they used to come over my house all the time...so they knew exactly who was calling dispatch..

                      then their LT. boss shows up and yells at them for not taking 30 (a lunch) and reams them both in the driveway..with the dude in the car..that's F'd up! [img]/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #3866
                        Re: Bill\'s New Home

                        My dog is dying. She got into some antifreeze and my wife refuses to let me put her down. She has kidney failure and won't eat. We've spent $2500 on her care already and she's not getting better.
                        Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                        • #3867
                          Re: Bill\'s New Home

                          ohhhh man...dude I think your avoiding the inevitible...Sorry man..I think I would be in yiour soes if that was Pico...seriously!

                          I guess your day is going worse than mine..I'm only up because of my stupid low life neighbors..I knew they were scum at first glance!!!

                          I can see scum from miles away...I can smell them too..Bill Z Bub KNOWS scum...this is fact!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #3868
                            Re: Bill\'s New Home

                            This has been going on since last week. It's been a horrible 2 weeks so far. She had a seizure on Saturday night that I think was a stroke, she seems to be blind in one eye now. She's only 7 yr's old, I wish I had known my truck had a leaking radiator so I could have made sure she stayed away. My poor Roxie, she's been a great dog and she's fighting hard.
                            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                            • #3869
                              Re: Bill\'s New Home

                              SHIT...dude that just sucks man...I know you want to give her peace but the wife just won't let go...bummmer..man..I think my wife would be the same too!

                              well I hope she finds peace quick or gets better quick..I hate to see her suffer...that's just sad! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #3870
                                Re: Bill\'s New Home

                                I hate to hear stuff like this. Jack has more resilience than anybody I know. The dude just keeps getting back up.
                                I feel sick over this dude.
                                Not helping the situation since 1965!

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