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Re: Bill\'s New Home
Pierce the needle through the back of my head
Chemiclas flow, I'm revived from the dead
Pierce the needle through the back of my head
Chemiclas flow, I'm revived from the dead
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Bill was on COPS
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I should Ron..so much crazy silly shit..
you'd wouldn't believe some of this stuff man...I was there and I still don't believe it. [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img]
I'll just talk about this at me casa..I'll answer any and all questions and stuff on what we REALLY do, say and think ..no "code of silence" ..I promise! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Not how we act in front of the COPS camera..I was on that you know! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
You can't be yourself on that show man...no fuggin' way..you gotta behave and act like a real cop!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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All right, man, outenzie with the funny cop stories! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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He could tell us, but then he'd have to kill us! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Wow! Thought I was kidding with that last post! [img]/images/graemlins/eek.gif[/img] I guess all the regulars took their breaks at the same time.
Is there anybody out there?...Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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COOL....i just got word from my bass player that chances are my band might do another european tour in 2006! supporting pro-pain....cool, i really hope this is gonna happen!Comment
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Another crazy day in my life. My wife's brother's ex-wife(Meth Fiend) went and snatched my nephews from their bus stop this morning. My brother in-law has sole custody. Gotta wait and see how this plays out.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Hey Jack, sorry I am out of reach, lately, it's crunch time and I'm fukked. It's really come to the time where you and I go for glory or go out in a bang trying. There's a lot of banks out here ya know.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Hey you freaks, I am gonna be gone for a long time I think.
So stay out of harms way, let me deal with that situation instead.
See ya.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I'm BACK..
shit I gotta finish with the Supper..
I'll be back with the cop stories..or questions..
If you have a question you would like to ask your average Jo Blow Cop..I'm your ONLY guy..
Please ask away!!!!
I have ALL the answers!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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How many Cleveland cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?Comment
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Oh , since I'm not on the force anymore but on a full pension..I don't give-a-whoo..
There will NO sugar coating and all answers will NOT be PC or rose colored..just raw, straight answers from a 13 year veteran inner city street cop.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Let the Q and A begin.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
example..what's the best approach while in a traffic stop..speeding, red light..ect..
Don't be shy...ask away..!!!!!!
Stories..I got more than a lifetime's worth..I can do that on my own..all day! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"How many Cleveland cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? "
That is a two man assignment..one to do the screwing, and one to watch his back and their suroundings while he's focusing on the light bulb..
and if the light bulb breaks ..their stories must jive and must be documented on paper and signed by the OIC.. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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OK, A Cleveland police car travels a maximum of 120 mph. Its speed decreases in proportion with the number of passengers. The car can carry a maximum of 5 people. Given that the car can travel 108 mph with 3 people in the car, what will be the speed of the car when 5 people are in it?Comment
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The top speed of any zone car I drove was 117 with my partner...I tested them all. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
The speed will never exceed 60 mph no matter how many civilians are in it..so sayeth the report! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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OK..must take shower and watch South Park...
I'll be back.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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