Bill's New Home

[Fragle]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

well, i guess once you took some xanax you will be humping his leg - just like a dog [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

seriously, annoying neighbors can be a real pain in the ass...nothing worse than coming home after a shitty day at work just to deal with some fuckface that suffers from a serious case of small dick syndrome [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

right now i have cool neighbors, though....they actually listen to metal and therefore don't mind me cranking the marshall at home [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[horns666]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Yeesh..actually no Frag..I just ate a xanax right now..I was venting to John all about it on the phone...man, I'm SO pissed..I wanted that fuck..I wanted him..man, I wanted that fuck!

Mutherfucker..puffed his chest looking like he was going to jump bad with my ass...FUCK YOU...I ran to those steps.. bring it bitch...he didn't..FUCK...PUSSY!!! [img]/images/graemlins/eviltongue.gif[/img]

Did you EVER want to cave a motherdfuckers head in ..till his brains oozed out ...Fuck I'd eat the shit, put it in Val's sauce..fuggit...!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

I'm an evil muthafucka JOE!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

wheeeeew.. silly bastid..puffin' his chest..FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUuuuuu... [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Jack The Riffer]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

Ok Bill, take a deep breath and close your eyes and think about brunettes with chubby butts or a pretty vase or something.

[VitaminG]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

are you into chubby butts, Bill? Wouldn't chubby butts make for sweaty crack when eating arse?

[Top Jimmy B]

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Oh jeez, G, please don't take him down that road. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] You bastard. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[RattleHead]

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Of course the chick has to have a bit of meat on her ass, no one wants their balls smacking against a brick wall man.

[horns666]

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I do like a chubby be-hind..not REAL chubby..like my wife's behind when I met her...WOW..I married her for three things..

Her Loyalty

Her spaghetti Sauce

and her plump bot-tom.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

My wife didn't get fat as she aged..no, Val lost about ten lbs since we been together, that's alot when you are 4' 10"..so she lost a little ass padding..it's still nice.. not as bubblicious as before..well I guess that better than her exploding into a moo cow..she still pops my cork...so I'm so OK with that!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

But YES..I'm a butt man..I love butts..I don't care much for boobies really...as long as a woman is pretty, and has long DARK hair and a nice figure..and nice legs..that's all I need and some brains too is pretty good..I guess this means Emmy meets my criteria for a nice girl...shame on me ..that is so incestuous...bad Bill...Bad bad Billy!!!!

I love my sis Emmy...yes, we must catch up on life..I know I'll be passing out early...I got no sleep because of those dickholes next door..and I'm just calming down now..thank you xanax! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

OH, The landlorde just came by and is going to give them an eviction notice tomorrow...oh that's just breaks my fuggin' heart!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Emthrax]

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I have a sweet sweet ass! The Keith is an ass man, totally. In fact, he has the same criteria that my dear silly bro BillZ does! [img]/images/graemlins/toast.gif[/img]
I think that Val and I would get along beautifully. We should get together and make some spaghetti sauce, love the spaghetti sauce. [img]/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif[/img]

BillZ... I know I owe ya a PM, I'll hop to it here soon. Been chillin' out here, good times. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Fragle]

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"Did you EVER want to cave a motherdfuckers head in ..till his brains oozed out ...Fuck I'd eat the shit, put it in Val's sauce..fuggit...!!"
[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] man you're killing me.....

"But YES..I'm a butt man..I love butts..I don't care much for boobies really...as long as a woman is pretty, and has long DARK hair and a nice figure..and nice legs..that's all I need and some brains too is pretty good..I guess this means Emmy meets my criteria for a nice girl...shame on me ..that is so incestuous...bad Bill...Bad bad Billy!!!!"
count me in....nothing better than a fine piece of ass imho. think about it, the last 2 girls i dated both were way into dancing and stuff... [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

[zeegler]

Re: Chef\'s salty balls!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

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I can't have a girl with no butt. I gotta have me some ass. Not huge, but it has to stick out a little. I'm with Bill. Long dark hair, nice legs and ass, and a pretty face with nice eyes. Eyes are really important. Big boobs are a nice novelty, but I've never been hung up on boobs. Small perky ones are just as fun as big bouncy ones.

[Endrik]

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I'm the boob-man since the day I was born [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I like big boobs, but I also like awsome roundy butts, ass is VERY important.
Also I perfer blondes and blue eyes. Great figure is a must.
And the skin is VERY important in my book. I cannot stand plain white skin, everytime I see those goth chicks I start to puke. Nice EVENLY tanned or just natural darker skin is great.

[Jack The Riffer]

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Just give me an internet connection and my right hand and I'm fine. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[lerxstcat]

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I dig the boobs and the ass, but the boobs don't have to be big. Small but perky beats big and floppy any day.

[zeegler]

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Yeah, I'm not into National Geographic tits either. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[horns666]

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[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...Hah,,you guys are making my day man..Hey this piece of shit neighbor is runnin' dope out of his house..and I called him on it to his face yesterday...when he comes back me and Matt..my house dude..is going to follow him in his truck..I got some brass Knucks and my piece...so I can go anywhere he wants..but this guy is a Pussy!

he's a one man melting pot..I yelled that to him yesterday..but I called him MUCH worse because I was TRYING my best to provoke this piece of fuck!

Fuck him in his mother's ass..I said that too..it just came out like that...

so when you get MAD..say.."Fuck you in your mother's ass"..that should get the ball rollin'..!

This dumbfuck picked the WRONG fuggin' motherfucker!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Emmy write me..I need an escape..but today is Friday...I had the City call me today from "community relations"..they are comming over to interview my complaint about this fag!!

So, I want to give all the neighbors a heads up..about what this fuck is about ...just in case they don't know already..

People are pussies..it takes ME to make noise for assholes like this..everyone else takes it in the ass quietly ...fuck that!

People are soooo fucked, and I'm the fucker! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]