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    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • you guys crack me up

      man, tonight should be lotsa fun...gonna see cannibal corpse, kataklysm, legion of the damned, and grimfist. frankly i don't care for the latter two but corpse and kata are 2 out of 3 death metal bands that i can actually listen to
      the....interesting...part is this: i'll either get in there for free, or not at all the show is sold out (which i thought was damn near impossible, therefore i didn't preorder any tickets), but *likely* my drummer managed to have kataklysm set me on the guest list lol....we'll see

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      • Al Gore invented the Internet.

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        • is he Estonian?
          Hail yesterday

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          • Originally posted by Fragle
            but *likely* my drummer managed to have kataklysm set me on the guest list lol....we'll see
            You name dropper you
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • Originally posted by horns666
              Holy bible orgy!!!

              I gotta get me some Red Bull NOW!!!

              http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0903/redbull.html
              :ROTF: Oh now this was priceless, atleast they're not blameing metal music anymore.:ROTF:
              According To The Prophecy

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              • "thanks to in-house 128-bit Sin Monitors, Landover Security had seen little Timmy whip it out and go hog wild with the furniture even before Mrs. Huxton. "
                mmh....church, priests, and little boys....does anyone else remind this of something?

                "and enough crystal meth to get a whole housing project full of Negroes tap dancing up and down the streets until dawn. "
                :ROTF:

                "several of them are now hospitalized with permanent hardening of the penis. [...] each Deacon was stripped of his clothes and placed in isolation for 72 hours with 200 cans of Red Bull, a plastic Ziploc bag full of Ecstasy tablets and a wide assortment of adult magazines."
                DUH

                omg, this is indeed priceless
                Last edited by Fragle; 04-13-2006, 06:36 AM.

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                • Originally posted by VitaminG
                  is he Estonian?
                  nope, he is too rich and well known to be an Estonian
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • I went and bought a case of Red Bull for me and the misses..we gonna be boppin' bolognas with her ass!!

                    OMG..my back..Pills ..need pills!!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • Originally posted by horns666
                      Yeah, that sucks Rich you can't even seek relief from a shitload of narcs like I do..because of your liver..

                      that is a major concern of mine too...I'm sure I'm poisoning the hell out of it!!

                      but what other option do I have "spine" surgery..oh hell no..that's the last resort..

                      when I can't play my guitar anymore ..I'l get that surgery..nothing to loose then!

                      At this time..My fretting pinky is dead and the rest of that hand is totally numb...it feels like I playing wearing a glove..I can't even see how I can do as well as I do..
                      Well, the liver's not fucked yet, just realizing that day's coming just like you said. It's my blood sugar level with my diabetes that's their excuse for no pain pills. I think they're just punishing me for not getting the sugar under control. Oh well, last night I got a good night's sleep thanks to half a Vicodin and 3 beers. Gotta thank my buddy again for that!!!

                      Your description for the left hand is perfect for me too; feels like I'm playing with gloves on. Mine's stroke-related instead of nerve-related like yours is due to your neck, but the effect's the same. We play anyway because WTF else keeps us going? Well, you have Val and Vinny, that's the best reason to keep at it.

                      I said it sorta wrong about the weed. You're right; it doesn't kill pain so much as make it beaerable. I also smoked a little weed Sunday for the first time in a LOOOONG time, that was good too.

                      Red Bull... that stuff's all right... make sure you got some lube or ya might burn yourself! Other than that, have fun!
                      Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                      • Rich, I would love to get together with you someday brother..and just have some fun..ya know..

                        It would be cool to get together with a few of our dearest friends here and just go nuts for a day..I NEED that..I don't get out that much..

                        I'm always so bitter...I know sometimes I'm a killjoy for my family..I actually cried last night thinking about that, when they went to bed..well, I was in a real foul mood yesterday..I try not to be mean to my family..I think that's why I divert all my bad energy toward others instead..

                        It's so hard to be "upbeat" when your feeling like this..I feel like a useless peice of shit and that makes me angry..I can't even go watch bands anymore because I can't stand for more than an hour without getting a charlie horse in my back..spasms!!

                        I can be really fun too with my wife and Kid..They do understand that I don't have good days..they give me my space when I'm like this..Summer is coming..So, my wife and Vinny can go out and enjoy themselves..I stay home mostly..I don't want to piss on their fun..that's not right...They deserve all the fun they can get..

                        I'm such an asshole sometimes!
                        Last edited by horns666; 04-13-2006, 10:02 AM.
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • BillZ... you know you have a PM right?
                          I can't remember what I was tellin' ya though... bwahahaha!

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                          • I do...???

                            No I didn't know..I will check sis!!!!!
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • No Emmy.. No Pm from you...just St. James..

                              I guess it didn't go thru...that's not the first time this crap happens on this new format...I seen that same complaint a couple times now..go figure..

                              My PM may be floating somewhere in Cyber space right now..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • I'm going to pick up Vinny soon..he get's off early today and then he's on Easter break...So I'm taking him to record exchange to try and find some video games he wants..he wants a war game ..like call of duty or somethin'..and some WWE DVDs...prolly the Diva one..that lil' perv!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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