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  • Ha! The latter, she was born on my 1st b-day.
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • I started hitting tennis balls when i was 3 and a half years old. Trained with some of the McEnroe's, played Ice Hockey, Football and Baseball through senior year of high school. I was a "Frock" a freak and a jock. Ran a 4.5- 40 yard dash as well, and still have my wheels to this day. Got a missile for an arm, and my eye hand coordination is out fukkin' raegeous. Not too conceited are we today? -lol
      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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      • my dad and my brother have arms like missles,
        my ol' man was a very good decatlonist, he was super good at shot putting.
        My bro is playing Handball in our "pro" league, he started playing there when he was 16, he made a national record in junior league, 25 goals in one game.
        Both can throw shit very far and very strongly.

        But my arm is like a cream of wheat
        I was very young when I fell down with a tree-house, it was pretty high and I landed on my arm.
        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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        • I never went to high school. I went to school high. Never had time for sports, it cut into my pot smoking time.
          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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          • that was in the locker room before practice and games. When you return kickoffs and punts Jack, you can't do it sober, I couldn't.
            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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            • that was in the locker room before practice and games. When you return kickoffs and punts Jack, you can't do it sober, I couldn't.
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • C'mon Tommy, Stanton Tennis Center - 10660 Western Ave - Thursdays at 4 PM

                Bring your gal, we can play doubles.
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • I hate doubles. Plus I am a hog, whenever my partner serves the ball i make a tear for the middle to put the return away. I poach like there's no tomorrow, so hit it down the line when you play me in coubles-lol
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy
                    I poach like there's no tomorrow, so hit it down the line when you play me in coubles-lol
                    OK, what city is that in?
                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • Originally posted by RacerX
                      OK, what city is that in?
                      aren't they some kind of tennis shorts? Like culottes?
                      Hail yesterday

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                      • nope, i wear board shorts and a green hooded beach rag to work everyday.
                        i mis-spelled something, i meant troubles. Doubles. Bubbles, , sorry , lost my head , I'm on massive narcotics.
                        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                        • Hey GUYS and Emmy...I just popped in her for a minute..for the moment..

                          I just adopted a three year old English Bulldog..he was my sister's ..she's allergic to him and her husband is an asshole that basically neglected the poor little guy..

                          Vinny and the dog connected instantly..I had to take him, I couldn't say No..they were going to put him in the paper..

                          His "official name on the paper is Harley "fat boy" Davidson..but I call him "fatty"..for the obvious..

                          The wife wasn't too happy baout not really conferring with her first before I made this decision..but I just could say no..it wasn't for "me"..it was a campanion for Vinny...he needs a capanion and this poor dog surely needed the same..it was just a no brainer..

                          The wife is OK with him now..My family always had English Bulldogs..Harley is one of the most lovable, mellowest of them all...

                          Pico took to him instantly too..so NO drama there..I couldn't take him if that were the case..but they're cool together..

                          John went and bought me the right sized collar, choker and leash..he deals with Pitt Bulls all the time so he knew exactly where to go and brought them to me..so that's awesome..

                          OK guys..that's the only "big" news I got for now..

                          Oh..next week we are going to get his balls cut off..anyone want them for earings or somethin??!!

                          Bull breeds "can" be aggressive with other animals and such..this would curb that disposition a bit..even tho he is pretty mellow..I don't want to take any chances..especially with Pico...it wouldn't take much to hurt him..I don't want that to happen

                          OK guys see ya later..I'll be back...had my handsful getting adapted with this little guy..he's cool!

                          Bill
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • Man, that new bulldog is so friggin mellow, what a sweethearty. And what a HUGE difference between him and your old Bulldog, that old dog was the hump-a-suarus maximus.

                            I can tell that he's happy as can be, finally being in a nice home with cool folks and not stuck out in the yard.

                            Way cool the way Pico is acting.I was never able to even even get close to that chihuahua, now he comes up to me. What a difference having another dog there made. Pico is jealous now that Harley is getting attention and he's not I guess, haha. NOW he comes to you to cheat Harley out of it, heh...

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                            • Bill, kudos for adopting Fatty! I'm so glad Pico gets along with him, Fatty must smell his smell and knows he's the alpha dog of the house. And like John said, Pico has to schmooze visitors now or Fatty will. Good for everybody involved.
                              Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                              • "Way cool the way Pico is acting.I was never able to even even get close to that chihuahua, now he comes up to me. What a difference having another dog there made"
                                yep, definitely. back in the day we still had only one dog, who was rather anti-social i might say only as far as other dogs are concerned, of course. when we moved into a much bigger house we decided to get another one, and originally were afraid that there might be some bad blood between the old one and "the new rival". nope, not even close. on the contrary, having two dogs really brought our first one to life i might say.
                                well, nowadays we're up to three and it's great, although sometimes you get the feeling that they don't really need you (=the humans)....just a bunch of dogs doing their own thing really

                                so, kudos to you bill for doing this

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