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  • #4801
    Originally posted by Cleveland Metal
    Man, that new bulldog is so friggin mellow, what a sweethearty. And what a HUGE difference between him and your old Bulldog, that old dog was the hump-a-suarus maximus.

    I can tell that he's happy as can be, finally being in a nice home with cool folks and not stuck out in the yard.

    Way cool the way Pico is acting.I was never able to even even get close to that chihuahua, now he comes up to me. What a difference having another dog there made. Pico is jealous now that Harley is getting attention and he's not I guess, haha. NOW he comes to you to cheat Harley out of it, heh...
    OMFG.."Mugsy" that Humpasaurus Rex...all he did was jerk off..that's it all day...and raped anyone that waled into the house..he got everybody..he was fast..that fat asshole!:ROTF:

    Yeah, Fatty is the opposite of Mugsy..I think that's why Val freaked at first..she had flashbacks of being mauled by that thing..that dog was so "wrong"...way worse than I.

    Val gave Fatty a bath today..he's so lovable..I knew she would fall for him..I knew it!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #4802
      Originally posted by lerxstcat
      Bill, kudos for adopting Fatty! I'm so glad Pico gets along with him, Fatty must smell his smell and knows he's the alpha dog of the house. And like John said, Pico has to schmooze visitors now or Fatty will. Good for everybody involved.
      Rich, Fragle ..yeah, I can't belive the immediate change in Pico..He was always so skittish around anyone other than "family"..my dad couldn't touch either..for 7 years my dad couldn't touch Pico..Today Pico runs up to my dad and he wants attention..just like when Joh was over..how friggin' cool is that..

      and NOW Val and Vinny isn't yelling at each other, and then me yelling STFU to both of them very 15 minutes of everyday...she's got her dog..he's got his..and I got quiet...that's nice!

      All Bulldogs do is eat, sleep, fart and snore..they're just like family!!!

      Mink ya.. it's freakin' 5 AM..what the shit...OK, see ya later man..

      Ron ..feel free to use this place however you wish man..it is here for you..!!!

      Like a public toilet!!!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4803
        Aw gee thanks, Billzy! Can I kick people offa here too?

        I'm trying to get T-t-t-tommy to play tennis with me!
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #4804
          Originally posted by RacerX
          Aw gee thanks, Billzy! Can I kick people offa here too?

          I'm trying to get T-t-t-tommy to play tennis with me!
          Sure..But I don't know about playing tennis with Tommy...he'll prolly use golfballs or some shit..

          Take him Paintballin'..only wearing long Johns..now that sounds like good times!
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #4805
            Ok, the latest episode of South Park was, ehum, strange...

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            • #4806
              Originally posted by monk
              Ok, the latest episode of South Park was, ehum, strange...

              ... and when you experience something strange, the first thing you think of is this thread!:ROTF:
              Ron is the MAN!!!!

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              • #4807
                Originally posted by lerxstcat
                ... and when you experience something strange, the first thing you think of is this thread!:ROTF:
                Yeah, it did not fit in anywhere else!

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                • #4808
                  Towelee RULES..."I don't know what's goin' on"...I liked it..!!

                  But I was high watching it!!

                  I'm waiting for them to drop the bomb on Tom Cruise..I know it's commin'...he's beggin' for it!!!

                  Is it TRUE that Tom Cruise said he wants to eat the afterbirth when his kid is born...my dad told me that...anyone else hear this shit...Oh I hope so..Trey Parker and Matt Stone will run with that one..

                  Oprah's neglected "Minge" held people hostage and shot a cop..that was pure balls and genius to me..man I laughed my ass off!!

                  They are going to F with anyone that is associated with Scientology and Cruise..just like Oprah..they mentioned John Travola too..

                  "Minge"...I never heard it called that before ..cool!
                  Last edited by horns666; 04-20-2006, 01:09 PM.
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #4809
                    Originally posted by horns666
                    Is it TRUE that Tom Cruise said he wants to eat the afterbirth when his kid is born...my dad told me that...anyone else hear this shit...Oh I hope so..Trey Parker and Matt Stone will run with that one..
                    my wife said something about them both sitting down to a "placenta breakfast". Don't know if it's true, but we heard the rumour too
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • #4810
                      Originally posted by VitaminG
                      my wife said something about them both sitting down to a "placenta breakfast". Don't know if it's true, but we heard the rumour too
                      well even if it is "rumor" or "humor" G..I'm hoping South Park will immortalize it in a most special way..I know it's coming....it better...I really hate this asshole lately...he dereserves it..I have faith in South Park

                      I think the dude is a looney meth head that went off the deep end..the fucker lost his mind...and that is comming from a dude that lost his years ago..I know these things

                      OK guys gotta bail for now..Harley needs to take a dump..he hates going outside.. this could take hours..
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #4811
                        Got the new Jorn yet? I couldn't wait any longer and picked it up a couple of days ago. Pretty good on first listen. I'm sure it'll grow on me the more I play it. I think it's the equal to Out To Every Nation, but I know you thought that one inferior to Worldchanger.

                        But still, it's Jorn. No matter what, you know it's not gonna be shit!

                        Anyone here into melodic hardrock with some kickarse guitar tones & an outstanding vocalist (and who isn't already aware of the brilliant Jorn Lande) NEEDS to pick up this CD
                        Hail yesterday

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                        • #4812
                          I heard a rumor that in 30 years or so Brad and Angelina's kid will do battle with Tom and Katie's kid in the final confrontation between good and evil.

                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #4813
                            Originally posted by RacerX
                            I heard a rumor that in 30 years or so Brad and Angelina's kid will do battle with Tom and Katie's kid in the final confrontation between good and evil.

                            Uh... which one's supposed to be the good one?
                            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                            • #4814
                              I set you up for that one!
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                              • #4815
                                "Uh... which one's supposed to be the good one?"..

                                ooohhh that's a toss up...evil?..ummm I gotta go with the Cruise baby...

                                mmmmmmm Cruise baby afterbirth...yummy!!!

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                                G...I'll waite till the distro picks up the Jorne..I'll grab it soon as...along with the new Dragonforce which I'm still waiting patiently for..I'm DONE buying "imports"..never again..

                                Thanks for the heads up G..

                                Man, I feel like shit...I crashed at 7PM and I just woke up...yeesh...this sucks!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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