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  • #4816
    Man , I feel MUCH better ...thanks to my new God "Vicodin"..ahhhhhahhhhahaaamen..

    Go on..say it...VIC_O_DIN...behold it's majesty!!!

    Feel it's power rushing threw me like a million fuzzy butterflies..I love you Vicodin..

    I really REALLY LOVE you!!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #4817
      Behold the power of unnecessary apostrophes!
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #4818
        Apostacy..???

        Oh yeah Ron..I got that!!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #4819
          Oooh I gotta poop...
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #4820
            Test

            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • #4821
              Originally posted by horns666
              "Uh... which one's supposed to be the good one?"..

              ooohhh that's a toss up...evil?..ummm I gotta go with the Cruise baby...

              mmmmmmm Cruise baby afterbirth...yummy!!!
              Cruise told Diane Sawyer the placenta-eating thing was his own joke. Right after he told her that Katie was hooked up to the ultrasound 24/7, then said he was joking about THAT too. He's just fucking with the mortals, you see! That shit's low on the tone scale though, he'll have to pay a big fine to L. Ron's goons for that! Fucking dipshit....

              As for good or evil, I'd say both babies will be evil, but Suri will probably be more efficiently trained to maximize her evil potential.... Baby Jolie-Pitt will probably be able to escape the fight by flyinjg her own airplane away though! The conflict should be good for 3 movies at least!
              Ron is the MAN!!!!

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              • #4822
                NICE..I like their motto!!

                Donuts..I liked it whenver some drunk dipshit in a resturant or someshit would ALWAYS look at us in our blues and go.."hey the donut shoppe is down the street"..in front of people..very direspectful and very LAME!

                So my reply would always be "Hey Asshole, The AA meeting started..hurry your gonna be late"..that one always got more laughs..then they feel like the tools that they are!!

                Or, I would just ask them for ID and run them for warrants..and half the time they'd have one...dumbfucks!

                I don't like "drunks"..me and drunks don't do very well..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #4823
                  Originally posted by lerxstcat
                  Cruise told Diane Sawyer the placenta-eating thing was his own joke. Right after he told her that Katie was hooked up to the ultrasound 24/7, then said he was joking about THAT too. He's just fucking with the mortals, you see! That shit's low on the tone scale though, he'll have to pay a big fine to L. Ron's goons for that! Fucking dipshit....

                  As for good or evil, I'd say both babies will be evil, but Suri will probably be more efficiently trained to maximize her evil potential.... Baby Jolie-Pitt will probably be able to escape the fight by flyinjg her own airplane away though! The conflict should be good for 3 movies at least!

                  Rich, Holy Shit he's begging South Park to do that episode..I mean he's literally poking them. I don't think it's a very good idea to give Parker/Stone those kinds of ideas..oh well it's his ass fuggin'...and I can't waite to watch it!!!

                  Man I got like four hours sleep in 48 hours...i"m not doin' so good right now..this sucks..
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #4824
                    Bill, are you designing video games now? http://www.wral.com/technology/8881893/detail.html

                    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                    • #4825
                      Originally posted by Jack The Riffer
                      Bill, are you designing video games now? http://www.wral.com/technology/8881893/detail.html

                      Dam dude..jesus Christ...that's awesome..:ROTF:

                      No Jack..but I should..I would be a wonderful game full of spooge, action, blood, and mayhem, metal,gore, whores,and more spooge...plenty of spooge!!

                      Goodnight dudes!!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #4826
                        Originally posted by Jack The Riffer
                        Bill, are you designing video games now? http://www.wral.com/technology/8881893/detail.html
                        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                        • #4827
                          That looks like a lovely game!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #4828
                            I made a post of this already but I want to share my joy with everbody!!

                            Well, it's no secret that I'm a total fucking prick..but a lovable one ..If I like you.

                            I been having ongoing problems with these rent-a-booger tenants next door. Nothing but constant calls to their landlord, police, the counselman, and a meeting with the Community relations board..bottom line is they are getting evicted because of ME...me baby ..me!!

                            They ONLY reason why they do live next to me, in lovely "copland" is because it's a very small unit..a coverted attic..rent is only $420 a month including heat..so there ya go.

                            They are constantly shattering my tranquilty with constant fighting outside..that's all they do...The poor lady upstairs is scared to death of this guy..but I told her I'm just 5 seconds away and gave her my number right in front of them, since then she grew a pair with my support and confronted them herself on a few occassions.

                            Once I tried my very best to provoke a physical fight with them while they were going at it..but that didn't happen..I called them every nasty, vulgar word you can think of ..but they didn't give me the open or joy to beat the piss out of them...I can get away with doing that crap with people of this "ilk"..that's not a prob.

                            The only bad thing is ..I get all worked up..I mean really worked up and violent and that stresses me and my family out big time..I'm just frustrated,disgusted and in pain...it puts me in a pretty dark place.

                            So, lets fast forward to today!!!!!!

                            They were going at it again..But this time I had an idea..I will put on a vulgar display of power..I did that without saying a single word..here's how!!

                            While they were acting like fools..I cranked my stereo in my garage all the way up. It's LOUD and just a few yards from them. I put on Lamb of God's "Laid to Rest"...pulled one of my rubbermaid garbage cans into my backyard right where they were and proceeded to beat the fuck out of it with my ol', trusty, Police issued collapsable A.S.P Baton..while I was laughing my ass off to the sounds of Lamb Of God..they froze, then took of in their rusty Dodge K car..

                            That's what I'm going to do evertime they pull their shit..

                            I already warned my neighbors that I was going to make noise like music, a airhorn when these fags went at it ..they all laughed and condoned my actions..

                            They are in the process of moving...not fast enough for me..hopefuly this will speed things up a bit.

                            I don't recommened this to anyone ..because you may be in jeopardy of confrontation or the Police yourself..

                            I can get away with this kinda crap..so why not do it..

                            It seemed VERY effective and I still have my voice intact, and instead of being stressed and frustrated I feel GREAT!!

                            you outta see their faces..

                            My wife Valerie was in total fucking shock herself..she said..Bill, your fucking NUTS"..I just smiled at her and said ..that's exactly what I wanted to convey..

                            Val stated "I think they got the point"

                            Bill Z Bub
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #4829
                              Hey guys, what are your thought on this..

                              These crappy neighbors that I had evicted..This guy knows I'm a retired cop and he's afraid of me..

                              do you think this punk will fuck with my shit out of retaliation..once he's moved

                              He's a small time drug boy..he may get one of his cronies to do a drive by or some shit..that's how these ghetto turds operate.

                              I was talking this over with John, and he thinks "No way"..because I would know that it was him and could fuck up his day..

                              If something did happen, I would just report that I saw him do it.

                              I just don't want to worry about my home, family or my shit..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #4830
                                Just put a bulletproof vest on the gargoyle!
                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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