Bill's New Home

[RacerX]

Yup!

http://www.cooldudesandhotbabes.com/maroubra.html



Heh, looks just like Laguna Beach!

[horns666]

wow, Man ....I just came home all pissed off..

My wife and all the other parents park on this street to pick up the kids after school..

well, I guess it can be pretty frustrating at 305PM over there..everyone pulling in your drive and parking on the street to pick up the kiddies...

So this lady three house down screams to my wife.."get out of that driveway you fuckin' whore"..in front of Vinny...

They both come home all upset..well, before she can finsish the story..I fly over there..like a nut.

I parked in that exact same driveway..the next door neightbor shout.."you can par...."..I cut her off. with "That car stays there until I take care of some biz"..with a look and voice that well..itsn't too "happy"..she says.."i'm outta this one"..

so, I go pound on that woman's front door...she's not home ..which actually turned out good..because I'm still pissed..

So I take a deep breath approach that other female next door and explain my position..

I told her I fully understand the frustrastion of the situation..I live across a school myself..not as congested as this..but I still know.

But her reaction was inappropriate..and I'm calling her on it..maybe you (kelly) can convey this message to her..I'm sure she will..

I'll pick up Vinny tomorrow..I'll attempt to "talk" to this person is a more reasonable , rational matter..if not.. oh well..

Her husband is a fireman..I know he sure don't want probs and neither do I..I told this to Kelly..and shook her hand..I'm not such a bad guy..just when you "cross the line"..

Hey getting stuck in traffic suck..but if you get out of your car in frustration and call people names..well, be prepared to get called on it..

I know this is their property...but it's the nature of the beast...there is about 30- 40 cars picking up kids on that street..maybe I'll just pick him up on the next street..or further down that one..

I'll try to talk to this woman tomorrow..rationally...I'll even advise her to get a traffic cone to put in her apron..during school pick up time to avoid ALL this crap..

yeesh..

Ya know, I'm tryin' man..hahhaaa..I'm trying to be "nice"..but some people make it's so fuggin' hard..

[atomic charvel guy]

you held your temper for someone who had had their beloved wife called a cunt, whore, etc.. That does not pass customs where I was born, congrats on keeping your head Bill, that's huge.

[RacerX]

Glad to hear you're getting out more, Bill, but this!

Congrats on keepin' it in! Nobody calls our women wh***s! Especially not Val, she is a saint!

[horns666]

Well, I didn't keep my head..I went there scaring the crap out of everyone in earshot..including all the neighbors including this lady Kelly..

This lady was LUCKY she wasn't home..So, I took a deep breathe and asked her neighbor to convey my message..I'm certain she will get it!!

I'm calm now..but not at the time..oh no!!

I pulled in their driveway like it was a priority ONE assignment..like a fuggin' nut!!

Hey, I'm willing to "talk" to this woman very rationally..but she's a miserable old pruin...so she just acting like one..

Only thing is..I'm a very mean old pruin..

[RacerX]

I pulled in their driveway like it was a priority ONE assignment..like a fuggin' nut!!

HA HA! What vehicle? Screeeeeeech! "Officer needs assistance!" Heh.
You should get a speaker in the grill, I wanna do that with my Buick!

[horns666]

Cool Ron, yeah I always wanted all those police bells and whistle and horn in my vette..I should have while I had the chance..

Yeah, I flew down the street in Vals's car and screeeeched into her driveway..they knew something was wrong the second I arrived..

I'm glad that lady wasn't home..I wasn't rational at all..he husband is a fireman..I mean thing could have escalated very fast..and well I didn't care..

Nothing good would have came from that..

I'll be there tomorrow, if I saee here..I'll simply get out of my care and say calmly.."hey you want to talk about this..I acytually have an idea to remedy your problem instead of calling people names..

now she can either tell me to go fuck myself..which I'll just laugh in her face at that point. and flip her the bird...a warranted response..and very effective coming from me..

Or...we can talk like adults..

I really don't care what she choses..I could go either way..not a prob!

[Fragle]

:ROTF: geez, this band is hilarious. i just found out that my band has a myspace page...took me only 15 months

[lerxstcat]

Is it not linked from your website? Or did you just not notice?

[RacerX]

SO TOMMY, YOU UP FOR TENNIS ON THURSDAY?

[Jack The Riffer]

Hey Bill, stomp on her nipples with a dull Ice Skate.

[Fragle]

no, it's not linked (or at least i haven't found the link ).
funny thing is that our webmaster barely keeps the regular website updated, and the myspace page kinda shows it....zero blog entries etc

[horns666]

Jack.."Hey Bill, stomp on her nipples with a dull Ice Skate."

Very Good advice there..I'll take it!

[horns666]

I just fell down the stairs..I think I broke my ankle..

I can't walk!!!

I can't take it no more...

[sevser]

YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

Bill...Your wife needs to get you some hockey pads and a big ol red crash helmet! :ROTF: