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i thought I had a really good buzz until Jack called and made me feel completely sober. "Tommy!!! I broke mt toe and I think I hit my face on the dresser on the way down!!! lol lol lol " I'm like -"Ya think?" I gotta go Jack, I have to work on my buzz and i'll call you back. Wow it was funny as fukk!!!
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woops, double the post, headaches the mostNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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i feel like Jack did then now at the office here. Not a bad way to spend the day.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Just watch out for vaccums and dressers, those fuckers just lay in wait for some unsuspecting boob like myself to walk by, then they attack.Originally posted by atomic charvel guy
Tommy, I get like that everynight. It's the only thing that keeps me going.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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I've made a conscious decision a while back to be in handicapped mode at all times and it has worked wonders for me.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I got some tales to tell..I will dig deep into the pshyche of The Bub..
I will tell you storys of old..to make you laugh or puke..depending how you look at it..
I must be completely induced to articulate these tales of course..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I was afraid I was going to be kicked out of my desk at work, and it was looking like I'd have to start selling stationery just to make rent. But then god sent me down an apple cinnamon muffin and a cappucino. praise jesus!Hail yesterdayComment
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sorry, my mistake. When I said "apple cinnamon", what I meant was "coffee walnut". And instead of "god", I should have said Muffin Break.
but still, praise Carla! (my Muffin Break girl)Hail yesterdayComment
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I will praise Jesus..but just for you G..
waite..hey, isn't the patron saint of lost desks St Joey..I think it is..OK forget Jesus..I will pray to St Joey Rocco so that you do not lose your desk..
Hey I prayed to St Anthony once and found my cars keys ..I was looking for them for over three hours..they were in my pocket..:ROTF:
He must have put them there..he was fuggin' with me..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Hey,
what do you want..?
say something...
are you talkin' to me
you're a dick!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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dammit, I've been found outOriginally posted by horns666Hail yesterdayComment
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That's right mister!!
and that's why we're here..
we are dicks..
yeah this means you too Emmy:ROTF:
Who's on myspace now..
whats a matta u...you know like a da JCF...JCF is a no good..ahhh no?
JCF..means a ..Jackass Club Forum..?
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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You talkin' to me about the MySpace thing?Originally posted by horns666That's right mister!!
and that's why we're here..
we are dicks..
yeah this means you too Emmy:ROTF:
Who's on myspace now..
whats a matta u...you know like a da JCF...JCF is a no good..ahhh no?
JCF..means a ..Jackass Club Forum..?
What the hell is going on in here anyway?
Wait... did I just achieve "honorary dick" status? Does this mean I am now finally eligible for the Iron Balls Award?
My broken toe is all better, in case anyone cares.
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I care.
That was fast."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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