Bill's New Home

[lerxstcat]

OWWWW!!!! Blue balls on a Friday night, that's gotta HURT!! Sorry to hear that Bill.

Now for revenge, grind up a Viagra and put it in her coffee, but only on her day off. Viagra works on women too, not that they need an erection, but it engorges their tingly parts just like it does for us. Then when she gets frisky,
just take your time gettin' down to business.

Serious note though - if Val has any kind of heart condition, ya can't pull this prank. Viagra is not for those with heart disease! But if she's healthy, she will be at least physically aroused in about a half hour - maybe sooner it being ground up and all! The mental part is your job!

[RacerX]

Rich, you sound like an expert in that area...hee hee

[horns666]

..Hey Rich, how ya been man, I miised you around here..well I miss ya in general..I com and go from here myself. The wife's on Vacation, so I have to entertain her ya know..

It's too damn hot for me to go outta my house, I don't do above 90 degrees unless I really have to..like to the ER or something..

Damn, this is a perfect time to pull that prank..hell, I wanna see if that works, just a tiny..itty bitty little piece..she's so small ya know..

Val Horny???
Yeah, I would LOVE to see that!!!

She could eat three pills and still say she has a headache..or somethin'..

Nah, She takes care of me pretty good...when need be..but I'm gettin' old..I don't need nearly as often as I used to..and If I do..I'll pop one and go on the Bubblebutts or somethin'..oh yeah..

I'm a one man band with one hand..

Make sure you always stop and say hey Rich..how ya doin'

and where's Jimmy B been guys..I hope I didn't miss anything..is he OK??

[zeegler]

I'm eating a rocket. Remember the red white and blue popsicles you get from the Dickie Dee kid? It's fucking hot, and I've been drinking lime margueritas all day. I'm all out of tequila though.

[lerxstcat]

Hey Bill, I'm doing alright. I was gone for June because I was at my sister's and she doesn't have Internet right now. Seems her 'puter got viruses from some "unsavory" places and she had to have it wiped. She hasn't used the restore disk so no Internet program on her machine. Probably be there for most of August as well as my niece is having her second baby about midmonth. I have no kids of my own, but everyone else in the family makes some beautiful babies!

[horns666]

Zeegs, I got those in the fridge right now..my kid just dripped sticky juice on the floor that my sock stuck to..he always does that..that little shit!

No drinkie for me..I thought I had a taste for beer..so Val bought me some Miller, I haven't had a beer in like 4 years..I had two and got sick..I didn't puke..but..eeewwww, I felt like it.

I'm a light waite, I can't hang anymore with the drinkin'..I used to.

Prolly all the meds I take..

Besides..I'm a Bong man!!

In fact THAT sounds like a great idea!!!!

Later dudes..

[horns666]

Hey Rich, Yeah John had to reformat all my stuff too..too much bubblebutts.com I guess..

That'll do it..

I'm glad to hear your doing good. I been reading your war posts and we are definitely on the same page. I try not to talk about it too much, because I have enough stress already to be quite honest. I been peeking at the news, but I mostly keep updated right here from you guys..

Things are good as could be with me..I'm OK..

The wife's on vacation, so I guess that means we are going to put on a movie..I think she wants to watch Dodgeball again..she got it from the library..so I guess that means yeah..

We saw it once already when it came out on video..I could use a laugh anywhoo..

Talk to ya later man,

Bye

[horns666]

Bite Me..

Just thought I'd say that!!

[zeegler]

Hey Bill, have we ever seen pics of your house? I don't remember you ever posting pics. I know you said it was gothic style though. I've decided that when I build, I'm doing a gothic style with turrets and everything. There's nothing like a real old one, but they're hard to find around here for sale. People hang on to them you know. I want a house that would look appropriate on a King Diamond CD.

[zeegler]

Holy crap, check this one out.

http://www.eng.fju.edu.tw/ron/americ...thicHouse4.jpg

[horns666]

That is a bueatifully ornate Carpenters Gothic/Victorian..I love that!!

Unfornately , any house remotely resembling that are all deep in the hood now infested with Cockroaches on crack and painted in Day Glo Graffitti..this is true..

So I bought a Brick English Tudor Double in "copland" and converted it to a single..Gothing the fuck out of it in the process..which required lots of imagination , time and money..

I must say it's definitely one of a kind..I would love to take pics and show you guys..maybe John can take a few snaps with his phone next time he's over ..and post a couple..

You see the spires on that house..well I had to do that on this place..I like spires!!

[zeegler]

That is a bueatifully ornate Carpenters Gothic/Victorian..I love that!!

Unfornately , any house remotely resembling that are all deep in the hood now infested with Cockroaches on crack and painted in Day Glo Graffitti..this is true..

So I bought a Brick English Tudor Double in "copland" and converted it to a single..Gothing the fuck out of it in the process..which required lots of imagination , time and money..

I must say it's definitely one of a kind..I would love to take pics and show you guys..maybe John can take a few snaps with his phone next time he's over ..and post a couple..

You see the spires on that house..well I had to do that on this place..I like spires!!

Me too. I'd like to have some secret passages and shit too.

It would be coolest if it was on a hill with some spooky looking trees around it.

[horns666]

Dude, YOU gotta see my place man..

[RacerX]

Cleveland cops find skeleton in bed
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060630/D8II8SG00.html

"Mother? Oh, no, Mother!"






name the movie

[VitaminG]

Holy crap, check this one out.

http://www.eng.fju.edu.tw/ron/americ...thicHouse4.jpg

holy shit, that is cool!

They're creepy & they're kooky......