Bill's New Home

[RacerX]

You know... for awhile I couldn't stomach white rice because of this weird dream I had. This dude came on me and his goo was actually white rice, it was a total turn-off, even for a dream!
It was then that I realized I was probably eating too much of the stuff, the rice I mean.
I'm okay now.

I will treasure this post forever!

[horns666]

I got more problems..this one is with a retarded gang that lives behind me..who vandalized my shit..there has been four zone cars here already..I have gotten no sleep...

All the cops know I'm locked and loaded and want fucking blood..and I will bathe in it..!!

I made that VERY known to the cops and the gang

I just went to their apartment..just now alone after the cops beat on the door and they refused to open..AGAIN..I left them a little surprise this time..I hope they like it!!

I prolly won't be here for a while ..I have MUCH buisness to take care of..MY WAY!!

They picked the wrong mutherfucker..

[horns666]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I almost had the motherfucker..I was stalking the fucks..and then I saw the back door open..so I hopped the fence and hid by the side of the appartment..he came out and was going to his car as I was charging like a raging Bull..I was just 5 or 6 feet behind...I threw my Mag lite striking him in the back of the head..he started to stumble..I thought AWESOME ...but then he gains his composure as I'm loosing steam..zig zagging thru the rear yards..all I could do was scream..You gotta come back some time ya peice of shit..

Then I called 1st District and told them...they were out here all night..

One of my boys is going to make it a point to beat the fucking fuck out of the fucks if he catches them..of course I witnessed these dicks giving the coppers a hard time...damn right I did!!!

FUCK..I was so close!!!

I'll get 'em..anyone that comes out of that apartment is MINE!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

you're like a fukkin' panther bill. get a wrist rocket and some marbles and show 'em who's boss-lol
I hate headache people so I hope you get a hold of them and whatever ensues from there is fine with me when you're wailing on them.

[lerxstcat]

you're like a fukkin' panther bill. get a wrist rocket and some marbles and show 'em who's boss-lol
I hate headache people so I hope you get a hold of them and whatever ensues from there is fine with me when you're wailing on them.

Great idea about the wrist rocket! No ballistics on a marble as far as I know! I'd carry a piece too though, these gangstas are chickenshits who go for the gun right away. Bringing a slingshot or baton to a gunfight, well, you know far better than I do how that can be, Bill. Make sure you CYA, safety wise.

[RacerX]

so I hopped the fence and hid by the side of the appartment..he came out and was going to his car as I was charging like a raging Bull..I was just 5 or 6 feet behind...I threw my Mag lite striking him in the back of the head..he started to stumble..I thought AWESOME ...but then he gains his composure as I'm loosing steam..zig zagging thru the rear yards..all I could do was scream..You gotta come back some time ya peice of shit..

Can't wait for the youtube!

[atomic charvel guy]

Great idea about the wrist rocket! No ballistics on a marble as far as I know! I'd carry a piece too though, these gangstas are chickenshits who go for the gun right away. Bringing a slingshot or baton to a gunfight, well, you know far better than I do how that can be, Bill. Make sure you CYA, safety wise.

There's no such thing as a good old fashioned fist fight, bar brawl, etc. it's now pull out the gun start waving it all over the place, and hopefully somebody just rips his head off before he can start unloading bullets randomely. Kids these days Lerx, it's way out of hand i tell ya.

[horns666]

I was thinking and talking with my dad..actually laughing with my dad..and John. That is was a blessing that I didn't get this fucker..becauase I'd REALY hurt him..that's a given..

He would be in the hopsital or worse and then I'd be called on the carpet for it.

This whole thing was completeley unprovoked..I don't know these Joe Dirts..but for whatever reason they happened to pick me and my neigbor Denny to fuck with..Denny's much more passive, Not me.. I brought their "game" to their door..It's my game now..not theirs..not anymore..

Lets go with the what if..because it was so close..to what if..

I can hear it and see it now..This fuck with a neck brace and body cast ..missing a few teeth, looking uglier than nature already intened for this inbreed puke sitting in a wheel chail in court..

Then you have me on the stand.."Well Mr. Zurlo, what did this man do.. and yada yada ....

My respeonse (before I could think of a good one"..would prolly sound like this..My testimony is full..:ROTF:

Well, The suspect sharpied his gang sign on my garbage can, and he wrote all over the back of my garage and light post with a sharpie..one black..one red..ummmm...So this is gang related..their gang is the notorious.."The four Shadows"..yes that's right THE The four shadows, the Ohio chapter.."FTS" for short...they wrote that all over..I have pics...ummmm see ..there.. you can plainly see the FTS in sharpie on this garbage can..OHHHH yeah...and they threw cans of kidney beans in my neighbors pool..and he's a good guy..!!

The jury will look at these pics of my garbarge can, and the back of my garage..and see the sharpie grafitti..I think..

While this fuck is hooked to a tube that goes up his ass, moaning and drooling like a veg..

I can hear the verdict now..We the jusry find Mr. Zurlo completely nuts your honor, three years in the pen and a civil suite of 500,000 dolars for medical bills , pain and suffering for this this poopr poor unfortunate dumbfuck..

and that's why things suck today..

Because 30-4O- years ago..all ya need was a couple of hard hitting wops ..boot his door..beat the fuck of poor poor dumbfuck and all is settled..no police, no court..nuthin'..

This is a different world where poor dumbfucks is always the victim..

was I mad over the "sharpie"..NO..I am mad that a human piece of human shit ..(who I didn't know nor want to)..violated MY property where Me, my wife and child live ..completely unproved..my home!

It doesn't take much to provoke me..whe it comes to my home..I'm at an istant 10..I'm in automatic RED!

Then my emotins cloud my better judgeemt..I guess.

So I told my Commander and OIC's and all the 1st, 2nd and 3rd shift zone cars..all who know me very well...guys I've worked with..they took this shit personal as well..these guys live in the same area with these same kinds of pukes..So this hits close to home..they ALL promised they WILL take care of these guys ..So with that , unless these fucks really cross the line, or I actually catch them on my property..I'll let my boys handle it..that way I don't look like the aggressor, by going to their turf, peeing on it, dumping garbage on it, stalking, chasing and beating them with a mag lite or other things..ya see what I mean..that doesn't look too good..

So Fuggit..let these fuck sharpie my shit, I doubt they will now..knowing that I'm "Nuts"..that nut who kicked the shit out of both apartment doors along with the police at 4AM all saying "fuck you, come out her ya pieces of shit"..that may have curbed it..

at least for the time being..

m,eanwhile I'll contact the lanlord and ..poof..they'll be gone ..just like all the other I had evicted..fuggit!

I got alot of ass kickin' friends watching my back..and a security camera ouside now..So, I'll smoke a bowl, call the boys and watch the shit unfold.

Fuggit!

Man, I hate people, even when I hide in my house like a mole..they got to find me..why can't they just not live..ahhh sometimes I think..wars..as long as WE are not getting pounded and taking biz there..let the whole fucking world kill each other..less dumbfuck that way...double fuggit!

You think I really care about tensions in the mid east..not as long as OUR good people don't get a bruise..they can all drop dead ..fuggum'..way too much human pollution in the world anywhoo..that's most the prob right there..that's culling the herd..let the strong survive..and we ALL know who that is...

Its nice to be #1..fuck the rest..#2 is just another name for a turd.:ROTF:

[lerxstcat]

No shortage of punks up there, eh Bill? Just remember, in today's world of lawsuits, if you touch him, you'd best kill him and he'd best have a knife or club in his hand when they find him. Keep it simple and clean.

It is best to let your old friends and coworkers handle it though; just a report to write for them, and they'd be writing about something anyway.

[Zerberus]

I figured I´d drop in to let everyone know I´m still alive, just had a few Webless weeks, not a bad thing actually

[lerxstcat]

Well welcome back to the dream world then, Zerb!

[horns666]

No shortage of punks up there, eh Bill? Just remember, in today's world of lawsuits, if you touch him, you'd best kill him and he'd best have a knife or club in his hand when they find him. Keep it simple and clean.

It is best to let your old friends and coworkers handle it though; just a report to write for them, and they'd be writing about something anyway.

You got that Rich..

Yeah, my boys are taking care of it now..well I took care of it..but they'll just make sure it's finished..

ahhhhhh Fuggit..

I get rid of one asshole..two more pop up, That's always been MY war..

I don't need to watch the news for any war...I make my own..or they always find me..somehow..

But I always win..hahhaa haa haaa ha nanner naner nahhh nahhhh...

It gve me a real headache tho..My dad (the most vicious man in the world)..to me.."youre nuts, you take things too far"...man, I love him..

John too...ahhhh man...wow!!

But that just how I get things done..they wanted to play..I didn't ..So I flipped the board game..and peed on it..and kicked it..there, no game!:ROTF:

Bye Guys..Hi Emmy..

Bill

[horns666]

Hi Zerbs..ya silly bastid!

Oh..F U Ron...:ROTF:

[horns666]

Man, I feel better..

I feel good..

Like a garden worm..dry humpin' a juicy ripe tomato..

I like that!!

OK...gotta go and yell at Vinny some more..

[horns666]

I gotta post this here for safekeeping...

My old VH Tribute Promos..


Here's Bills band Virtual Halen...

http://clevelandmetalzone.com/mp3/doctor.mp3

http://clevelandmetalzone.com/mp3/dance.mp3

http://clevelandmetalzone.com/mp3/i'mtheone.mp3