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In Japan, Zurlo would be Sururo
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"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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It's not karma, brother. The apple just doesn't fall far from the tree, and he knows you'll let him live at least long enough to pro0duce a male Zurlo heir, so he's pusihing his edge.Originally posted by horns666 View PostMy weekend sucked major ass.. Vinny was a real dickhole. I was going to take him to see Jackass, but I can't reward his disrespect..I told him if you want to see a "Jackass" you don't have to look far..there's a figgin' mirror right there..
He's getting to that age where he's testing his boundries with me, and poking this bear is NOT a good idea..as he found out..
His testosterone is kicking in ..and he certainly is testing me..and he plays his mom like a violin..
I got a fuggin' headache because of this little shit..I busted his fanny. I'll bust his fanny in public if I have to and embarrass him .I'll bend that big chooch over my knee at the mall if I have to..fuggit..
Puffin' his chest, shootin' me the "eyefucks"....FUCK YOU!!!
I mean WTF...I remember doin' this shit when I was younger , around 16 and my dad put his foot up my ass..WTF is this shit??
Welll, I did "runaway" for one day with my big titted 16 year old gilrfriend when I was 13..he kicked my ass all the way home, then went for round two when we got home..I deserved it!!!
Hey, well..you gotta do what you gotta do..fuggit..
I sent his ass to bed at 8:00 PM..
Is this "Karma", payback, what goes around , comes around and whatever the fuck??..I guess so..
Just remind him, he has the genes but not the training!
Seriously, sorry he swelled up on you this weekend. Adolescents are the toughest to deal with, but luckily he's a good kid at heart. Just go buy a good stun gun so you don't have to exert yourself subduing him. Just zap him and watch him flop and laugh at him until he can move again!
I'm kidding, of course... then again...
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That's it man!!!Originally posted by lerxstcat View PostIt's not karma, brother. The apple just doesn't fall far from the tree, and he knows you'll let him live at least long enough to pro0duce a male Zurlo heir, so he's pusihing his edge.
Just remind him, he has the genes but not the training!
Seriously, sorry he swelled up on you this weekend. Adolescents are the toughest to deal with, but luckily he's a good kid at heart. Just go buy a good stun gun so you don't have to exert yourself subduing him. Just zap him and watch him flop and laugh at him until he can move again!
I'm kidding, of course... then again...
No Shit..that's exactly it..He's got the Zurlo DNA!!
Stun Gun, Huh...not bad!! 
He's a fucker, I love 'um..but I'll bust his ass!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Billy with a stun gun, buy one bill, and then use it on Tom Morello for me when you get it. Twice. A whirlo with Zurlo aint to coolio for Morello.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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damn, I've been slacking like a motherfucker lately, I thought I can pull my shit together, but nooo... somehow I can't do anything, I need to focus more I guess....I have to get off this place for a while. I'm the lazyest sob on the earth, I need a good kick in the ass."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post ...You got it Tommy..I would love to Tazer that hack..he prolly use it as another "Innovation"..people would love it..becuase they're sheep!
Hmmm..let me get a whammy pedal and every other pedal I can think of.."soul power"..my balls!!
never mind learning how to shred and getting a great tone ..just emulate a DJ buy rubbing shit on your guitar..that's all it takes to be a guiatar heroe these days..a fuggin' gimmick..
Like I said Rage against the machine..well guess what mothertfuckers..I'm "The Machine"..and this is my Rage against that fag!
I am everything he is raging on, I'm "The man"...and well, this is my rage thrown right back at him..fuggums!
Soul Power my fuggin' ass..how about "Power"..I got that..I'm soulless and proud!!
I'll cut heads with that liberal pussy anyday..and I'll decapitate that fucker in a second..no wiggy wiggy wiggy effects..he's just a glorified Wes Borland..if that!!
Jeff Loomis, Eddie Van Halen..Paul Gilbert..Steve Vai...Uli Roth..Jason Becker..Marty Freidman.. ect..those are REAL guitar heroes and belong on a guitar publication cover..not that fuggin' half a tool!
His time will pass..just like all the other gimmicks..just like Korn, Limp Biscuit, Lincoln Park and every other trendy , over promoted piece of dogshit!!
He'll go away just like the rest..people are catching onto what real talent is these days..finally!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Hey that's me and Vinny sharing "quality time" lately..
He was cool today..but I gotta do THAT about twice a month..for him to stay cool..dammit!!
They make you do that shit when you are in the best of moods too, they do it on purpose..and I hate that!!
I'm in a good mood twice a month..you just gotta fuck that up..thank you dickhole!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I like how the guy ends up with a "hands in, palms up" stance...like,
"Yo, whatchoo gonna do aboudit, huh?"
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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"Yo, whatchoo gonna do aboudit, huh?" "
Exactly!!
That IS the stance!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Hey Billz, this is my 666th post! Thought you might appreciate that. I've got a 14 year old who needs a kick in the ass about once a week. I swear, after 12 years old, they think they know how the world works.Comment
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Hey Congrats on the 666 and thanks for sharing it with me..Originally posted by Creepy View Post
I hear ya on the puberty thing..my lil
' bro is 16 going on 30 and my kid will be 12 going on 21..
I'm 42 and they both make me feel like 62..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yo Bill...I'm sitting in the Marriott on Harvard Rd in Warrensville Heights...room 105. How far away are you?Comment
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14 miles
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Originally posted by Rupe View Post
Dude..you are like 15 minutes away!!
Come over..we will dance, we'll sing and tell stories of old!!
SERIOUSLY!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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